Whats the easiest way to cheat on my wife and not get caught?

Eliminate her first. CrimzonTide

Help. I need some origional and tactical suggestionsDude_1000

The best way to cheat on your wife secretly is to do it with guys, but she might not be surprised if she finds out.

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Umm...I...well, I believe that cheating on someone is wrong, so I'm sorry but I can't answer that question because I will be 100% bias

Help. I need some origional and tactical suggestionsDude_1000

Here's something original: divorce her.

Remove all sharp objects, in case she finds out and bobbits you... :roll:

But seriously: if you want to act single, make sure you ARE single and get a divorce first.

Help. I need some origional and tactical suggestionsDude_1000

You must erase all type of evidence that might give you away:

Perfume- make sure to get rid of any scent of a woman in you clothing.

alibi - make sure you always have an alibi ready when going home with a plan B on the side in case she wants to play " 20 questions", mentioning your friends names might also help ( make sure your friends understand your alibi issue for your wife in any emeregency)

Car - If there are any items that might result the presence of a woman, get rid of 'em, and make sure you always have enough gas to back up your alibi.

Calls- Never ever call from your cell phone or your home , always use a pay phone.

Agendas - The only names you are allowed to have in a phone agenda are male names( friends from work or neihbors ).

thats pretty much it.

Why do you want to cheat for? :| Go divorce your wife or something.

But go ahead. once you get caught like this guy, you'll feel like such an idiot :)

You must erase all type of evidence that might give you away:

Perfume- make sure to get rid of any scent of a woman in you clothing.

alibi - make sure you always have an alibi ready when going home with a plan B on the side in case she wants to play " 20 questions", mentioning your friends names might also help ( make sure your friends understand your alibi issue for your wife in any emeregency)

Car - If there are any items that might result the presence of a woman, get rid of 'em, and make sure you always have enough gas to back up your alibi.

Calls- Never ever call from your cell phone or your home , always use a pay phone.

Agendas - The only names you are allowed to have in a phone agenda are male names( friends from work or neihbors ).

thats pretty much it.Honenheim

So, how big is your harem? :lol:

idk?

with your penisgeodisicdome

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It would be best if your wife and your girlfriend where in the same room...cool_baller

hide any posessions you don't want brokenor anything she can hurt you with, and do it in another country when you go on a "business trip"-SiiLeNCE-

I dont want to know what would happen of she found out. I want to know HOW to do it

Blow Up Betty.

Why do you want to cheat for? :| Go divorce your wife or something.

But go ahead. once you get caught like this guy, you'll feel like such an idiot :)

Kikouken

yeah that was horrible that video, dont no if it was real or not but felt bad for girl, TC dont cheat man, not fly in my book

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5swkXMQfkPo

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haha this is funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOw0AeekDTU

[QUOTE="cool_baller"]It would be best if your wife and your girlfriend where in the same room...solid_mario

If you're asking this question, you should also be asking why you haven't filed for divorce yet. You also have some serious thinking to do about your personality. Cheating is selfish and reprehensible behavior. It's one thing to respectfully end an unfulfilling relationship to pursue a new relationship and quite another to lie to someone who trusts you and risk causing him or her a great deal of emotional pain to fulfill your lust.

If you're asking this question, you should also be asking why you haven't filed for divorce yet. You also have some serious thinking to do about your personality. Cheating is selfish and reprehensible behavior. It's one thing to respectfully end an unfulfilling relationship to pursue a new relationship and quite another to lie to someone who trusts you and risk causing him or her a great deal of emotional pain to fulfill your lust.

pianist

Apparantly he's kidding.

Take all your girlfriends calls on your home phone, it is so obvious your wife would never expect it!