Whats the funniest saying/figure of speech you've heard?

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#1 mattisgod01
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Whats the funniest or weirdest saying/figure of speech you've heard?

Eg. Don't count your chickens before they hatch (i know its not funny, its just an example)

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#2 Markpwns12
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dont piss on the toilet seat
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"When you make an omelet, sometimes you have to kill a few people." - Frank
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#4 icekoldwater
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We dont believe you, you need more people!!!

i think its funny :P

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Don't piss on my boots and tell me its raining.
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"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for an instant, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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(responding to a question whose answer is obviously "yes") Does the Pope **** in the woods?
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