Whats the longest fight you have ever been in?

I remember back in grade 11, i was crossing the street and some guy put a lighter to my head and tried to light my hair and fire. I turned grabbed him and punched him about 8 or 9 times in the face, and then I gave him a kick to the mid section. He then proceeded to look in his school bag for something (i dont know what). While he was looking for it, some girl that was screaming out his name, sucker punched me from the side, I didnt see it coming. She hit me directiy on my nose, blood was pouring everywhere.

I looked down to examine the blood, by the time i looked back home boy swung a punch and hit me, he threw 2 more but i dodge them, he threw 2 more and i block and subdued him. At this point I was tryin to get the hell out of there. So I threw him back and people broke up the fight. I then proceeded to walk to the mall to clean my self up.

As i was walking toward the mall, I heard a yell. I look back and guess what? Home boy is back, but now hes wit his crew, in my mind i was like o ****. So the first guy came, threw a punch, i dodged it, second guy threw one i dodged it, then home boy grabbed me by the shirt and blam, gave me a head butt sq in the head, so now im woosy and a beat down ensues for about maybe 10 seconds, but then i shake them off and the fight ends. obviously i'm leaving out details but thats the longest fight that i have been that i can remember. So OT, what fight stories do you have?

I don't fight

I've never been in a fight.

I don't fight

Scr00I

I once fought the balrog under moria for what felt like months.

Then I turned into xLFTMx the white.

I almost got into a fight once when I was 13!!t3hrubikscube

[QUOTE="t3hrubikscube"]I almost got into a fight once when I was 13!!mrmusicman247

[QUOTE="mrmusicman247"][QUOTE="t3hrubikscube"]I almost got into a fight once when I was 13!!t3hrubikscube

about 10 minutes

It was an afterschool fight because my friend had been getting bullied by an Aboriginal all week at school and finally the guy pushed him down the stairs so my friend hit the ground and got a blood nose and threw some words at him calling him a "fat smelly ni****"

A fight then started between them and was shortly broken up and my friend stayed in the office the rest of the day and the aboriginal got sent home.

But needless to say i was walking my girlfriend out the west entrance to the school with 1 of my mates and her friend and one of my other friends came running up to me saying that the aboriginal had gotten about 10-12 of his cousins and brothers ect to go bash my friend outside of the north entrance and they were just starting to fight when i got there and luckily 3 more of my mates had surrounded my friend and was pushing any off that came near but then one of them threw a punch and they all started fighting.

So the 3 of us rushed in there and i cant remember what happened exactly but i know as soon as i got in there i grab one guys head and sent a flying knee into it and then started throwing punches at the others, we fought for around 10minutes until the cops arrived and we spent the next 4-5 hours in the police station.

Overall it was 7 of us against 12 of them and after the police had done their stuff some went to juvenile centers and others to different schools so we didnt have anymore trouble afterwards.

Edit: forgot to mention i only had a broken rib but my one of my friends had a beer bottle smashed over his ear and another was stabbed in the leg with one and it just missed his femoral artery the doctor said.

[QUOTE="mrmusicman247"][QUOTE="t3hrubikscube"]I almost got into a fight once when I was 13!!t3hrubikscube

it was me against a big ass spider. i had to call in back up as it was scaring the s*** outta me. it lasted about a minute

I don't fight

Scr00I

Even if the guy wants to set you on fire?

[QUOTE="t3hrubikscube"][QUOTE="mrmusicman247"] Aren't you like 6'0? >_> :P-Big_Red-

the last fight i got into was in like 8th grade or something.

this one annoying kid in the cafeteria keep making fun of me and shooting rubber bands at me. So i got pissed as hell (I used to get bullied alot but just kind of bottled it up until i exploded) and I put him in a choke hold for about 2 minutes while repeatedly punching him in the head. It felt good :)

I remember back in grade 11, i was crossing the street and some guy put a lighter to my head and tried to light my hair and fire. I turned grabbed him and punched him about 8 or 9 times in the face, and then I gave him a kick to the mid section.

Nicely done.

He then proceeded to look in his school bag for something (i dont know what).

Hmm....you should have followed up better. Sounds like it could have gotten pretty serious.

While he was looking for it, some girl that was screaming out his name, sucker punched me from the side, I didnt see it coming. She hit me directiy on my nose, blood was pouring everywhere.

Owned.

I looked down to examine the blood,

While the guy islooking in a bag for something? Bad idea.

by the time i looked back home boy swung a punch and hit me, he threw 2 more but i dodge them, he threw 2 more and i block and subdued him.

Good job. :)

JJ_Productions

My critique. >_>

Oh yeah.. there was thistime I was strolling and some hoodlums jumped offof the roofs of these passing carsthey were standing on so I had no choice but to karate them, so I did. It lasted about 31 minutes, obviously I had a bit of karate-ing to do. I was like WAH! punching teeth andthrowing bodies back into traffic. One punkthought he was all slick coming up behind me but I gave him a turbo chargedback hand sending the bridge of his nose into his brain. Since he then no longer needed his arm I rip it off with my man strength to chuck it like a boomerang shattering some old ladies skull, she deserved it. While I was doing all of this I still had the time for nerdy commentary.Such as"This one is for you." "This one is for some other person" and "This one.. this one is for me." I punched them until they defecated. I did all of this while speaking Arnold Schwarzenegger's version of what he thinks isEnglish.

It all started because some kids were like " Give us your sweet Huffy." But I was like **** you as Ihuffed away on my Huffy. Never again didmy streamers look so sweet flapping in the wind. The next day they tried to burn my findernails with stick matches. I kept blowing them out but just imagine if I hadn't. But that didn't stop them from burning my sweet streamers. So I then knew the next encounter would be revenge.

About 11 episodes. You can only power up so much in 18 minutes at a time.

I remember back in grade 11, i was crossing the street and some guy put a lighter to my head and tried to light my hair and fire. I turned grabbed him and punched him about 8 or 9 times in the face, and then I gave him a kick to the mid section. He then proceeded to look in his school bag for something (i dont know what). While he was looking for it, some girl that was screaming out his name, sucker punched me from the side, I didnt see it coming. She hit me directiy on my nose, blood was pouring everywhere.

I looked down to examine the blood, by the time i looked back home boy swung a punch and hit me, he threw 2 more but i dodge them, he threw 2 more and i block and subdued him. At this point I was tryin to get the hell out of there. So I threw him back and people broke up the fight. I then proceeded to walk to the mall to clean my self up.

As i was walking toward the mall, I heard a yell. I look back and guess what? Home boy is back, but now hes wit his crew, in my mind i was like o ****. So the first guy came, threw a punch, i dodged it, second guy threw one i dodged it, then home boy grabbed me by the shirt and blam, gave me a head butt sq in the head, so now im woosy and a beat down ensues for about maybe 10 seconds, but then i shake them off and the fight ends. obviously i'm leaving out details but thats the longest fight that i have been that i can remember. So OT, what fight stories do you have?

JJ_Productions

We're all really impressed!!

[QUOTE="VaguelyTagged"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]18 hours it was me and a hundred midget ninjas little dudes are quickJandurin

Why hello tharr....

7 hours. Twelve professional MMA fighters. I was ten, all of them got hurt bad. And then I got women, and money. Lost my virginity to 72 virgins at age ten.

Don't even get me started on the time Istabbed several old people at a bus stop. Nobody tells me where I can park my banana yellow moped.

Zero seconds.

Probably about 30 minutes. He broke his knuckle so we stopped :D

None of my fights have lasted long due to friends breaking it up. my longest fight was maybe 2 minutes. The guy single legged me then proceeded to bend my glasses, I punched him a few times. After we got up I gave him two more shots to the head and then I stopped myself from doing anything more as I was on the point of blacking out. I have an anger issue as well.

A good 15 minutes. It took me forever to beat Lance's Dragonite the first time.Konekomaru

Well, let's see... It's been about 2 years or so. And the battle for the hearts, minds and souls of OT is still ongoing.

About 1 minute. Got beat down by about 12 guys and after they were done, I didn't feel a thing.

Woke up the next day so sore I could hardly move. One of them hit me so hard on my right shoulder that it was lower than the other for a few years. I got it back to almost normal height thanks to exercise.

I don't get in fights.

Three days atop an active volcano.

Um...

Not even a second?