What's the most absurd adverstising claim out there?

I nominate -

-'24 Hour Protection' from a deodorant. Please. If your deodorant is that effective for 24 hours, you must be sitting in a meat locker all day

-'Whitening' tooth pastes. Is there a tooth paste that ISN'T 'Whitening'???

-'Two Thumbs Up' for movies. I think there about 10,000,000 movies in this exclusive club...

Drug dealers are dorks

Any insurance company that claims, "We're on your side"...

Car dealers that spew "No haggle pricing". Yeah sure. I'll just buy your overpriced vehicle at sticker price because some marketing scumbag thought to call your pricing 'no haggle'. Please.

Fox News - "Fair and Balanced"duxup

"Change We Need"

Pretty much any of the Lynx adverts (or Axe for those in the US)ferron321

I have yet to be tackled by a football team full of 9ish women, while wearing Axe Bodyspray.Haphilli

At least you weren't turned into chocolate.

I have yet to be tackled by a football team full of 9ish women, while wearing Axe Bodyspray.Haphilli

Fox News - "Fair and Balanced"

duxup

This.

for some reason, insurance companies have the worst commercials except allstate.Gs4u2

[QUOTE="Gs4u2"]for some reason, insurance companies have the worst commercials except allstate.duxup

"The Number One Bestseller" I see that on EVERY single book I've seen.DrSponge

That goes by week, so it's entirely possible.

[QUOTE="Gs4u2"]for some reason, insurance companies have the worst commercials except allstate.duxup

Isn't Flo in Progressive?

EDIT: Nvm, didn't see your comma there. Changes the whole meaning of your sentence.

You'll be saying wow everytime! shamwow!

[QUOTE="DrSponge"]"The Number One Bestseller" I see that on EVERY single book I've seen.Guppy507

That goes by week, so it's entirely possible.

[QUOTE="Guppy507"]

[QUOTE="DrSponge"]"The Number One Bestseller" I see that on EVERY single book I've seen.DrSponge

That goes by week, so it's entirely possible.

It sure does. :P

[QUOTE="duxup"][QUOTE="Gs4u2"]for some reason, insurance companies have the worst commercials except allstate.Haphilli

you must be sitting in a meat locker all daybackinthekrak

[QUOTE="backinthekrak"]you must be sitting in a meat locker all dayFunky_Llama

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs

It may not be a claim but it's quite absurd. :(

[QUOTE="duxup"]Fox News - "Fair and Balanced"Ontain

Fox News - "Fair and Balanced"duxup

penis pump that actually works.

[QUOTE="ferron321"]Pretty much any of the Lynx adverts (or Axe for those in the US)JimCarreyForYou

Movies that come out in the early months of the year with commercials saying "The best of this year"

(Selling Chocolate Bars).

"It will make you live forever!"

"It will make you less ugly!" "...just in time!"

(Spongebob)...

[QUOTE="Haphilli"][QUOTE="duxup"] I kind of like the Gico ads, and Flo is oddly entertaining.Engrish_Major

Me, too! :o

"Change We Need"

DaBrainz

:lol: I think you're extending the meaning of "advertising claim" just a bit.

Drug dealers are dorks

Nifty_Shark

That was amazing...