What's the most embarrasing thing you have said to a girl?

From all the girl threads around here you guys must've said something embarrasing to a girl.Share your stories.:D

Tried to tell a girl that she didn't look sickly and anorexic like the other girls in our class. Came out as "I like you because you're fat."

Tried to tell a girl that she didn't look sickly and anorexic like the other girls in our class. Came out as "I like you because you're fat."

Atmanix

i was at my friends birthday party and she had a cake that she had to blow out so i said "blow,blow like you've never blown before":?

Everything that hasn't got me laid.

P.S. - I have never gotten laid.

I asked a bi-sexual girl whether she had ever...you know, been penetrated.

Though I've had the occasional awkward moment when talking to a girl, I've never said something cringeworthy enough that the moment sticks in my memory.

"hi"

about a year after graduation, this girl (who was the hottest girl in school who I used to talk to alot) came into my work, and she came up to me and said "Hi!" and I said "Oh, didn't you used to go to high school with me?"

I was so embarassed IDK why I said that. was I trying to play it cool? I guess...

Obviously I recognized her and knew who she was.

"Is that a tampon?" I couldnt see it...

I accidentally annoyed a girl to death in grade 8 when I started to break out of my shy barrie.I also accidentally said to a girl I had as a friend that I liked her a lot, but I forgot to say the friend part.

I don't think I've eve said something horribly cringeworthy, but I always kick myself when a girl gives me an opening that I don't take advantage of. That happened last night, in fact. I could've gotten laid, but I was not in the mindset to take advantage of it.Rhazakna

this happens to me all the time, and it sometiimes literally takes me till the next day to realize what i've done.

how can stuff just go right over our heads like that? i guess you just have to be in the mindset at all times, no matter what.

about a year after graduation, this girl (who was the hottest girl in school who I used to talk to alot) came into my work, and she came up to me and said "Hi!" and I said "Oh, didn't you used to go to high school with me?"

I was so embarassed IDK why I said that. was I trying to play it cool? I guess...

Obviously I recognized her and knew who she was.

Phaze-Two

Well did she at least recognize you?

It would've been embarrassing if she didn't

that i love her,i just hate this sentence but it had to be done,because she was crying and told me that she loved me,i didn't want to hurt her feelings so i told her that i loved her back.

I got drunk and said a lot about my sex life in great detail, from different positions I've done and ways to masturbate I passed out immediately after saying all that.

well one time in constume try-ons for a school play i was in i had the flu and felt like crap and this girl that i knew liked me came up to me and asked me to zip her up then was like,

"Does the frills on this dress make me look fat"

Me - "Its not the dress so dont worry about that"

I couldnt believe i said it, it turns out when i'm sick i'm an absoulute striaght forward prick haha,

"Get out of my face you ugly wench."

Didn't work.

I've never said anything particularly embarrassing to a girl that I recall. One time a male friend of many years told me he was in love with me at 5am on Christmas Eve directly out of the blue and in my ensuring embarrassment all I could could think to say was 'Well more fool you you f****** moron.' in return.

He cried as he left and I've not seen him since. I probably could have worded it better.

I told her that there was blood on the back of her pants.MistressMinako

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about a year after graduation, this girl (who was the hottest girl in school who I used to talk to alot) came into my work, and she came up to me and said "Hi!" and I said "Oh, didn't you used to go to high school with me?"

I was so embarassed IDK why I said that. was I trying to play it cool? I guess...

Obviously I recognized her and knew who she was.

Darthkaiser

Well did she at least recognize you?

It would've been embarrassing if she didn't

Not really had many, the only thing I can think of was after giving some girl a piggy-back (we were 14 or something), and I got tired and set her down. She said "What, am I too fat or something?" and I replied, jokingly, "Hah, yeah you are". She didn't like me after that. Smooooth.

[QUOTE="MistressMinako"]I told her that there was blood on the back of her pants.MissLibrarian

well i was trying to comfort one of my friends (who was a girl) when she was having a bad day. she said something like "ugh i hate people sometimes." I wanted to say "yeah i feel that way sometimes too" to make her feel better, buuuuuuuuut it came out like "yeah sometimes i want to kill people too"

awkwaaaaaaarrrrrrd

I haven't really done anything to a girl that I would consider embarrassing (well, actually, I did accidentally put it in my GF's butt once but that was more awkward and painful then embarrassing). I have done many embarrassing things in the presence of a girl though: stuttering, tripping, forgetting her name...etc

"When are you expecting the baby?" Turns out she was just fat. And a guy. megagene

Totally.. I would cover my pants with my jacket or keep my shirt way down or something... she didn't have any extra pants so she was freaking out.MistressMinako

[QUOTE="MistressMinako"]Totally.. I would cover my pants with my jacket or keep my shirt way down or something... she didn't have any extra pants so she was freaking out.MissLibrarian

Remember that TopGear episode when James goes "Hello ? Well, when I say that to a girl it's usually awkward.racing1750

"I hope in the end you find someone great, because you deserve it."

Yeah, I always felt like there could be a possibility so I had my jacket tied around my waist even if it was cold. I rather be cold than embarrassed. My school wasn't really friendly at all so chances are she would have found out the hard way first if I or some of the other few nice people didn't say anything.MistressMinako

[QUOTE="Phaze-Two"]

about a year after graduation, this girl (who was the hottest girl in school who I used to talk to alot) came into my work, and she came up to me and said "Hi!" and I said "Oh, didn't you used to go to high school with me?"

I was so embarassed IDK why I said that. was I trying to play it cool? I guess...

Obviously I recognized her and knew who she was.

Darthkaiser

Well did she at least recognize you?

It would've been embarrassing if she didn't

yes. oh yeah. we were sort of friends, she definitly recognized me. i actually saw her later that day at a restaraunt and apologized. which was also embarassing.

[QUOTE="Darthkaiser"]

[QUOTE="Phaze-Two"]

about a year after graduation, this girl (who was the hottest girl in school who I used to talk to alot) came into my work, and she came up to me and said "Hi!" and I said "Oh, didn't you used to go to high school with me?"

I was so embarassed IDK why I said that. was I trying to play it cool? I guess...

Obviously I recognized her and knew who she was.

brandontwb

Well did she at least recognize you?

It would've been embarrassing if she didn't

exactly

[QUOTE="racing1750"]Remember that TopGear episode when James goes "Hello ? Well, when I say that to a girl it's usually awkward.bluetadomonk

I don't know, I'm kind of just an awkward person. Like while we were eating seafood at dinner once I started talking about how shrimp are known as the cockroaches of the sea. Or another time I mashed my cake and ice cream together into a liquid mess and was like "Oh, it looks like someone vomited on my plate", then still proceeded to eat it after that.

I don't know why.