None. Thats right, Wilfred_Owen is a mans man, women don't like him cause he looks angry 90% of the time. Or they think hes ugly. Or he refers to himself in the third person to much. He doesn't know, he ain't no doctor, or lawyer.
:( You may think it's funny, but you have no idea how hard it is to be in love with a girl like her. There was one time when she cut off my ex-girlfriends head with an axe, and another when she nearly pushed me into a giant manhole. My dilemma is that I'm not sure whether she is playing hard to get or genuinely wants to kill me. It doesn't help that she trampled over the last person who asked her out on a date with a horse.
:( You may think it's funny, but you have no idea how hard it is to have a crush on a girl like her. There was one time when she cut off my ex-girlfriends head with an axe, and another when she nearly pushed me into a giant manhole. My dilemma is that I'm not sure whether she is playing hard to get or genuinely wants to kill me. It doesn't help that she trampled over the last person who asked her out on a date with a horse.
Grow a beard, forge yourself a spear and shield, and wear a tiny piece of fabric around your waist. She'll be all over you.
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