what's the nastiest thing you've seen at the zoo?

I've seen an elephant take a dump a couple of times. Also, I've seen two kangaroos going at it and two dolphins going at it.

I can't remember

Camels mating.

Lady had a cup of coke with the top off sitting next to a bench near the monkey cages. I saw one of the monkeys throw something and it landed in there. Later the lady picked up her drink and walked off drinking it.

Probably the monkeys and how they defacate all over the place...

I love nature!

I've seen an elephant take a dump a couple of times. Also, I've seen two kangaroos going at it and two dolphins going at it.

wrfade82

Something similar to this... >_>

An elephant urinating. It looked like someone took a bucket full of water (or urine) and dumped it.

I went to the zoo at San Diego and looked at the zoo and saw its huge..yeah... I took a picture of it for the Lulz O.Osmokingsbad

The zoo had a huge "what?"

I actually saw a little boy touch some poop that was laying on the sidewalk and put it up to his face. I don't think he ate the feces, but it was smeared on his cheek. Little kids are disgusting.

I wouldn't really call it nasty (hilarious is a better match) but these two tortoises were getting it on. For five hours.

A gorilla masturbating :| (it was at the Bronx Zoo) SAGE_OF_FIRE

Are gorillas well endowed?

I went to the zoo at San Diego and looked at the zoo and saw its huge..yeah... I took a picture of it for the Lulz O.Osmokingsbad

The zoo has a penis?

Huge hippo crap stain on the walls and mixed with the enclosure's water.

[QUOTE="SAGE_OF_FIRE"]A gorilla masturbating :| (it was at the Bronx Zoo) xxxAdvocatexxx

Are gorillas well endowed?

A bamboo pee on someone videotapping them.

All my visits had been pleasant experiences. :P

I wouldn't really call it nasty (hilarious is a better match) but these two tortoises were getting it on. For five hours.

Dark_Knight6

An aviary with the walkway completely covered in bird ****. They can't clean it, you see, because of chemicals and what-not, so it just piles on there, painting the walkway. . .

A bamboo pee on someone videotapping them.

LightR

You should have gotten that tape. It would be worth millions; the discovery that bamboo can pee would rock the scientific field.

[QUOTE="LightR"]

A bamboo pee on someone videotapping them.

Theokhoth

You should have gotten that tape. It would be worth millions; the discovery that bamboo can pee would rock the scientific field.

Bamboo cannot pee.

It can only leak urine juice.

I saw a walrus with an erection and it was right in front of the glass.

A monkey throwing his poo at the crowd. :lol:

It hit my friend who was just beside me. :|

I saw a sad wolf in a very small cage. I dont like zoos....prisons for wild animals

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[QUOTE="LightR"]

A bamboo pee on someone videotapping them.

avatar_genius

You should have gotten that tape. It would be worth millions; the discovery that bamboo can pee would rock the scientific field.

Bamboo cannot pee.

It can only leak urine juice.

An ostrich died and the workers there were cutting up it's organs and body parts and feeding it to the lions. It was bloody everywhere.

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[QUOTE="SAGE_OF_FIRE"]A gorilla masturbating :| (it was at the Bronx Zoo) domatron23

Are gorillas well endowed?

Hmmm, well I never thought I'd meet an individual who considered themself a gorilla penis expert. Congratulations on your wide-ranging level of knowledge.

Not trying to say I have anything against fat people, I remember seeing a really fat guy eating a hotdog at the zoo when i was like 8.When he bit into it, he dropped a peice on the ground. He lifted up the greasy peice of and meat and decided to feed it to a young zebra. Since zebras are herbivores, the young zebra threw up the hotdog on to theguys hand...I didn't eat another hotdog for months.:|

An ostrich died and the workers there were cutting up it's organs and body parts and feeding it to the lions. It was bloody everywhere.

nintendoman562

I would soooooooooo visit your Zoo! :cry: Nothing like that happens in the San Diego Zoo!

Dont really care to be honest,I have human issues and problems.....mattykovax

I wouldn't really call it nasty (hilarious is a better match) but these two tortoises were getting it on. For five hours.

Dark_Knight6