that made me laugh. Speaking of farting, my girlfriend woke herself up the other week with one hell of a bum burp and i couldn't hold back the laughter cos she tried to pretend it never happened haha. Still laughing about it now thinking about it.
Nothing weird has happened during sex though, not yet at least :P
[QUOTE="DrSponge"]This is gonna get locked >_>Bourbons3
I don't know how you can tell these things. Well, there are two indications. One is that the subject is a bit old for the young crowd, and two, his original post simply says "topic", which is a general no no.
That's happened to me with my ex too. It's pretty weird when it happens.
redfield_137
I'm not one to laugh at fart jokes, much, but I really laugh when that happens. I'm not weirded out, but I have to try to keep in giggles so the girl doesn't get any more embarrassed. :lol:
That's happened to me with my ex too. It's pretty weird when it happens.
Jandurin
I'm not one to laugh at fart jokes, much, but I really laugh when that happens. I'm not weirded out, but I have to try to keep in giggles so the girl doesn't get any more embarrassed. :lol:
It's even worse when they both happen. Fart from both...uhhhh areas. I couldn't help but laugh.
That's happened to me with my ex too. It's pretty weird when it happens.
Jandurin
I'm not one to laugh at fart jokes, much, but I really laugh when that happens. I'm not weirded out, but I have to try to keep in giggles so the girl doesn't get any more embarrassed. :lol:
It was definitely an awkward moment, she knew it was coming and warned me lol.
This hot and BUSTY bikini girl offered me some sex and I was like "Hell yeah!"
She took her top off and gave me a nice and very skeetin' wet blowjob. After she was done I would give her a **** lickin' since I AM A NICE, FAIR, SENSITIVE, MALE HOMO SAPIEN Highlight the Spoiler:
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LOOKING FOR A NICE, FAIR, SENSITIVE FEMALE [doesn't have to be human being] WITH SIMILAR CHARACTERISTICS --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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I bend down to give it to her and undid her bottom......... and.........
There was a fat, hairy, huge, erection, boner, bumpy, 1337 p3n15/dick pointed straight at my face like a Sailors!!!!!!
I quickly got up and thought about it.... Hell why can't anything good and equal ever happen to me? When can I have a good sexy wet dream without waking up and going on teh 1n+3|2"d(8y@"38 ???
Desperately and frustrationly I requested if I can only do "her" top part of "her" body. She refused, "Hell naw ******! You besta do ya thang on my whole good-ass ho body ya hear?"
[QUOTE="manicfoot"]When I was going down on a girl her hips shook and she peed into my mouth :(Lto_thaG
Kinda ruins the moment,doesn't it?
Sure does! The thing is I'm absolutely petrified of being sick so I had a really awkward moment of trying to decide whether I should spit it or swallow... I went with swallow :? Thankfully I wasn't sick :lol:
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