Whats the wierdest thing someone has said to you?

''THIS IS SPARTA!''When somebody was going to take a leak in the restroom.:|

''THIS IS SPARTA!''When somebody was going to take a leak in the restroom.:|

Giovanni19

LMFAO! :lol: someone told me i looked like i just escaped from a prison. 

one time i was talking to my dad and he was half asleep and out of nowhere he just opened his eyes and said "yeah? you think we have it bad you should see lot's wife!!" (lot is from the bible, his wife was turned into a pillar of salt)

So Jessica Says to me: "So is that a rabbit in your pants or are you just happy to see me ?"   Ha! I cracks me up.. Ha!

I don't even know.

"Tuesday we strike, we strike Tuesday."

"What are we striking on Tuesday?"

"We strike Tuesday!"

"To the moooon!"

 lol... no reason, it was just wierd

"You look Chinese".

I'm Swedish... 

"Not only did marky mark not look gay he was a musical inspiration"

Ahhh. The joys of my brother. 

I remember I was about Twelve id say and an old man came up to me and said " The pen is mightier than the Sword."martin_f

Wow... :lol: 

I was walking along, doing some shopping, and an old man sitting on a bench wished me a happy new year. This was less than a week ago. I felt bad for the guy, he was clearly out of his mind. Also a little concerned, because he probably shouldn't have been out alone.

that chocolate milk turns you blacklovemenow

I was riding my bike home, and a drunk hobo who sat on a stair case looked me in the eyes when I passed him and said "What the fuk are you doing?"......I never figured out why...

"You look Chinese".

 

I'm Swedish...

Vfanek

One does not simply walk into mordor...

I was riding my bike home, and a drunk hobo who sat on a stair case looked me in the eyes when I passed him and said "What the fuk are you doing?"......I never figured out why...

jointed

Its maybe because he was drunk!

this is weird and annoying and im sure its happened to some of you before... you are in a store buying some pens or whatever and all the sudden people come up to you assuming you work at the store and ask you where you have been and that they are waiting for help... and you are wearing something obviously not work appropriate... seriously, I hate that more than almost anything. that has happened to me in so many random places too, target, the mall, supermarkets, at a souvenir shop at a baseball game, resturants, walmart, the list is endless.Steelers_86

May be your just sporting the i work at wal-mart look? 

What would you do if an army of zombies invaed the world?

Run inside my house and destroy the staircase so they can't reach me.

Ah... but what if destroying the stairs makes the 2nd story of your house collapse?