What's the word for someone who has sex with dead people.

Alright so...you didn't use a search engine why?

Google has safesearch option too so, you won't be mentally scarred on accident.

Well it's cheaper than a blow up doll...Jessenator

WTF

Well I joined a church where they require me to mollest the dead and I didn't know what to put on my health insurance report from the infrections I got. The dead are literally trying to fight back!Jessenator

Alright so...you didn't use a search engine why?

Google has safesearch option too so, you won't be mentally scarred on accident.

ElArab

Well it's cheaper than a blow up doll...Jessenator

So uhh, what's the fine for necrophelia where you live?

Not that I wanna move there or anything >_>

[QUOTE="ElArab"]

Alright so...you didn't use a search engine why?

Google has safesearch option too so, you won't be mentally scarred on accident.

Jessenator

o_o I just searched "sex with dead people" in google and all I got where places of where it's legal and illegal to do it.

I don't know if this guy is serious or just joking.

[QUOTE="Jessenator"]Well it's cheaper than a blow up doll...ElArab

So uhh, what's the fine for necrophelia where you live?

Not that I wanna move there or anything >_>

[QUOTE="Jessenator"]Well it's cheaper than a blow up doll...Kikouken

WTF

Uhh.. Necrophilia. Got something you want to tell us?Wetall_basic

I don't know if this guy is serious or just joking.

Kikouken

Well he just blew his cover

[QUOTE="ElArab"]

[QUOTE="Jessenator"]Well it's cheaper than a blow up doll...Jessenator

So uhh, what's the fine for necrophelia where you live?

Not that I wanna move there or anything >_>

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]

[QUOTE="Jessenator"]Well it's cheaper than a blow up doll...FlaminDeath

WTF

I'm not that fond of mine, I'll do it if you want to keep yours (which is of course amazing)

Well it's cheaper than a blow up doll...Jessenator

OMG!!!!! that is SICK!!!!! but funny in a way.

[QUOTE="FlaminDeath"][QUOTE="Kikouken"]

[QUOTE="Jessenator"]Well it's cheaper than a blow up doll...ElArab

WTF

I'm not that fond of mine, I'll do it if you want to keep yours (which is of course amazing)

[QUOTE="ElArab"][QUOTE="FlaminDeath"][QUOTE="Kikouken"]

[QUOTE="Jessenator"]Well it's cheaper than a blow up doll...FlaminDeath

WTF

I'm not that fond of mine, I'll do it if you want to keep yours (which is of course amazing)

YAY!

(done)

honestly the only reason I looked it up is I'm making a rap and I thought that would be a grand subject.Jessenator

DMX already explored this issue.

[QUOTE="Jessenator"]honestly the only reason I looked it up is I'm making a rap and I thought that would be a grand subject.MrGeezer

DMX already explored this issue.

Yes. He has blood on his wee because he plowed a corpse.

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

[QUOTE="Jessenator"]honestly the only reason I looked it up is I'm making a rap and I thought that would be a grand subject.Kikouken

DMX already explored this issue.

Yes. He has blood on his wee because he plowed a corpse.

That is one ****ed up Wii game. Maybe it was an uncensored manhunt 2

[QUOTE="Kikouken"][QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

[QUOTE="Jessenator"]honestly the only reason I looked it up is I'm making a rap and I thought that would be a grand subject.ElArab

DMX already explored this issue.

Yes. He has blood on his wee because he plowed a corpse.

That is one ****ed up Wii game. Maybe it was an uncensored manhunt 2

Rofl, nice sig :lol:

honestly the only reason I looked it up is I'm making a rap and I thought that would be a grand subject.Jessenator

DMX already explored this issue.

Jacking off to Emmet Till helps, but I'm really going to need you guys to let topic one die so i can eff it.Jessenator

-but, if this is an "account suicide" then we'll get modded too :cry: and we were tricked into thinking this was serious - it's not fair.

honestly the only reason I looked it up is I'm making a rap and I thought that would be a grand subject.Jessenator

DMX already explored this issue.

I deleted it so I can say something in better taste now. Happy easter! Also, isn't Anna Nicole Smith an exception to the necrophilia laws?Jessenator

Well now that you've gone this far you might as well make a zombie jesus day reference.

honestly the only reason I looked it up is I'm making a rap and I thought that would be a grand subject.Jessenator

DMX already explored this issue.

[QUOTE="Jessenator"]Well it's cheaper than a blow up doll...Kikouken

WTF

That made my day worthwhile...

[QUOTE="Jessenator"]I deleted it so I can say something in better taste now. Happy easter! Also, isn't Anna Nicole Smith an exception to the necrophilia laws?domatron23

Well now that you've gone this far you might as well make a zombie jesus day reference.

Couldn't resist.

Well it's cheaper than a blow up doll...Jessenator

==That all depends on whether you are caught having your way with a corpse. Not to mention the sort of disease that you can encounter by doing so.

In any case, if you have to resort to having sex with a dead body because masturbation is unrewarding and you can't get a girlfriend, you might have a bit of a larger problem on your hands here. Mainly the part where you'd actually go through with having sex with the dead body if you weren't under some severely intoxicating drugs.