What's the worst thing you could possibly hear moments before you die?

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#1 Stop_Being_Busy
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What's the worst thing you could possibly hear moments before you die?

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#3 GazaAli
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"I never really loved you". That ought to send you off in utter desolation.

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#4 SOedipus
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@GazaAli said:

"I never really loved you". That ought to send you off in utter desolation.

Pretty much this.

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#5 jun_aka_pekto
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All your kids are not really your own.

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#7  Edited By JustBeFahad
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"I used your toothbrush everyday".

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"I'm cutting the red wire. Here goes nothing!"

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#9 DaVillain  Moderator
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That Half-Life 3 is coming out before I did :-(

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"Haha! The poison worked."

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#11 alim298
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"You forgot to clear the browser history".

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#12 pizza_078
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I don't know. Anything could be happen.

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#14 Catalli  Moderator
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"Fucking finally."

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#17 LostProphetFLCL
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"You have a purty mouth". Also this.

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#21 raugutcon
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My wife telling me: " I'm going to sell all your shit ( fishing tackle, games and systems ) for what YOU SAID YOU PAID FOR IT ".

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#22  Edited By SexyJazzCat
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Your son has Leukemia.

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#23 SexyJazzCat
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@thegerg: Imagine telling that to a senile old man. "WHAT?? WHAT DID YOU SAY? EXPLOSIONS?? WHERE???"

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#24 commander
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@happy_sad said:

What's the worst thing you could possibly hear moments before you die?

good riddance

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#25 Xeno_ghost
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Your going to die.

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#26 NothingForMoney
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Long live the king

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"No, I don't see the need for further anesthetics. I'm sure he's fully under. Let's get started, shall we? Cranial saw!"

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#29  Edited By sayyy-gaa
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There is no God.

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#30 Catalli  Moderator
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Please try to keep your answers within the limits of the rules guys, thanks!

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#31 SexyJazzCat
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@thegerg: You're fun at party's.

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#34 SexyJazzCat
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@thegerg: @thegerg: "Party is". I went to a spanish school. I would always add 's when pluralizing words that end with y. It's a thing that always stuck with me. You're definitely a hoot.

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#37  Edited By dragonfly110
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"I voted for Trump"

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#38 sckyless
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There is no much time left. Enjoy the life

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"Max Landis is still inexplicably relevant"

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#40 plageus900
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"You never really meant anything to me. I needed your money. Oh and Jody was much better in bed than you."

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#43  Edited By LexLas
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@happy_sad said:

What's the worst thing you could possibly hear moments before you die?

Say hello to Satan !

@Master_Live - Nice one ! Lol ..

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#44  Edited By fenriz275
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We've just figured out how to make everyone immortal.

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#45 Gwynnblade
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@GazaAli said:

"I never really loved you". That ought to send you off in utter desolation.

Who actually loved you?

@alim298 said:

"You forgot to clear the browser history".

Then you will just, practically, die without making any history.


@commander said:

good riddance

Nice one.


My own: "Where's my fucking money?"

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#46 ashleysummer
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Your life was a waste

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#47 turtlethetaffer
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How about "I hope you already shat today."

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#49 Gaming-Planet
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"You're gonna die within the next few hours."

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"You just won the lottery!"

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