What's your best technique to do things with girls?

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#1 Triniboy95
Member since 2010 • 279 Posts

NOthing sexual please.

I'm just wondering how you guys kissed and touched your first girls. Like was it a surprise? Were they tired? Did they let you? How did you guys go?

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#2 feryl06
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lockdown in 3...2....1..

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#3 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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I don't...i crash and burn whenever i try and talk to a girl..

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#4 BiancaDK
Member since 2008 • 19092 Posts
Did they let you?Triniboy95
no it was raep
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#5 escapeoftheape
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[QUOTE="Triniboy95"]Did they let you?BiancaDK
no it was raep

haha thats funny ^^
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#6 Colin1192
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I locked up, went into a catatonic state with a bit of drool coming out of my mouth and she felt sorry for me

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#7 Kenny789
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I failed with my first >_>
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#8 CalendarMan
Member since 2010 • 25 Posts
I headbutt them in the face and then chain them up in my basement of love for a couple years or until I forget I have a basement of love and the smell wreaks through the floorboards reminding me that I shouldnt kill people edit: I was drunk in a bar, 16 years old and hanging out with my dad and his girlfriend, I saw a chick who had a mad body and she looked gothic so I made the moves, I was drunk and wouldnt do it if I wasnt under the influence, she ended up being 28 and we slept together for 3 years but never became boyfriend/girlfriend, she was my first with everything
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#9 BiancaDK
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I headbutt them in the face and then chain them up in my basement of love for a couple years or until I forget I have a basement of love and the smell wreaks through the floorboards reminding me that I shouldnt kill peopleCalendarMan
you never really know what you got until the smell of decaying flesh creeps out of the woodwork :(
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#10 MuddVader
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Were they tired? Did they let you?Triniboy95
lolwut?
Thats not cool.

In any case, my answer would be we were playing nervous.

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#11 momo372
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I really really hate people like you.

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#12 EvilSteveo
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Zack overkill style , steal the guy Santa costume who was dressed as Santa.

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#13 Neon-Tiger
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It's still on standby.
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#14 AAllxxjjnn
Member since 2008 • 19992 Posts
She was all, "Hey what's that?*points to my lips*" and I was like "huh?" and she kissed me.
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#15 lonewolf604
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i was playing piano and she asked me out to prom, and i was like, sure
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#16 MattUD1
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You could always try awkwardly kissing and touching. :|
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#17 Snipes_2
Member since 2009 • 17126 Posts

Errr....I picked up the controller and turned it on?

[spoiler] I'm talking about my Xbox, not a real girl [/spoiler]

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#18 Lto_thaG
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There I was...Nothing to fear.Ready to do whatever it takes.I am the king,I am a titan.No one and nothing was a match for me.
There I was...Eye to eye with the Hydra...Ready to take it down.In the air I go...Ready to strike...A QTE pops up...It's that triangly symbol...My finger at full speed reaching for that button,ready to press and take down my foe...And she kisses me...After that Rage of the Titans occured.I was taken down by the mighty beast.Game Over...Try again?No...I left the room...Power was still on..Didn't care...

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#19 RushMetallica
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It was at a party, and it was okay.
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#20 rawsavon
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Massive amounts of alcohol + dark lighting in the club = girls don't find me nearly as repugnant ...their poor life choices = my win ;)
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#21 Head_of_games
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Club + Firm grip + Cave. :P
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#22 Jipset
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She was all, "Hey what's that?*points to my lips*" and I was like "huh?" and she kissed me.AAllxxjjnn
I'm gonna have to try that one.
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#23 MetroidPrimePwn
Member since 2007 • 12399 Posts

Throw a flashbang.

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#24 Mr_Manikin52
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[QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"]She was all, "Hey what's that?*points to my lips*" and I was like "huh?" and she kissed me.Jipset
I'm gonna have to try that one.

That's my technique yo!

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#25 metroidfood
Member since 2007 • 11175 Posts

Throw a flashbang.

MetroidPrimePwn

I prefer Deku Nuts myself.

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#26 JonnyEagle
Member since 2009 • 1196 Posts

I'm not revealing any of my moves......they're secret.

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#27 Gaming-Planet
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I touch their shoulder.

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#28 peaceoutmedusa
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lockdown in 3...2....1..

feryl06
try again.
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#29 peaceoutmedusa
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I touch their shoulder.

Gaming-Planet
that sounds a little creepy depending on the technique.
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#30 binpink
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I headbutt them in the face and then chain them up in my basement of love for a couple years or until I forget I have a basement of love and the smell wreaks through the floorboards reminding me that I shouldnt kill peopleCalendarMan

Why the headbutt?? Some girls like basements of love!... but only when used responsibly.

I was lured in by a guy letting me touch him.

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#31 fastesttruck
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I'm thinking of trying someone while playing Halo with her or something. But the time isn't right for that yet
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#32 clayron
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First, I must say every time I see "Triniboy95" I read it as "Trannyboy95" and I giggle a little bit. Second, I have always let the lady make the first moves. Its less pressure for me that way, and once she does I pretty much handle it from there.
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#33 enterawesome
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Sedatives, I suppose.
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#34 StripTheSoul
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It involves a triangular block of cheese, beetroot dip and a tv remote.

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#35 clayron
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It involves a triangular block of cheese, beetroot dip and a tv remote.

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*signs up*
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#36 compost-mentis
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Growing up in Idaho (I Da Ho), girls only had one thing on their minds, other than driving down the road flashing their mammaries, shouting "**** me!" out the window while fingering the sign of the Devil. Nothing but the best quality in Idaho. Thankfully I moved to the UK when I was 16.

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#38 Meinhard1
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We started touching then I was like 'NO! No foreplay! Skip the foreplay!'
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#39 Chojuto
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Just turn your brain off, don't think, and just do it.
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#40 Xenogears_Rocks
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Um I just kissed her and she loved it:D its really not that hard duh

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#41 MugiwaraNo
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I always get nervous when it comes to girls.

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#42 Xenogears_Rocks
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I always get nervous when it comes to girls.

MugiwaraNo

I used to be too but then I met some cool girls who i'm toatlly comfortable with one of them being my soulmate who i'm planning on marrying soon.So don't worry you'll get used to it after a while and not be nervous at all especially with that one whos really special

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#43 applesxc47
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Throw a flashbang.

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Otherwise known as SURPRISE:D

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#44 F1_2004
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step 1: drink alcohol to excess step 2: do whatever the hell you please cause there's nothing holding you back step 3: she thinks you're edgy and confident and goes along with it step 4 ... profit! I'm not even joking :lol:
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#45 mirriorman
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be handsome:P

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#46 tofu-lion91
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I jumped her in the car park
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#47 Darksonic666
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I personally have a very hard time talking to girls and do not know what to say:(

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#48 comp_atkins
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ether rag?
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#49 bigfootstew
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I personally have a very hard time talking to girls and do not know what to say:(

Darksonic666

Some rohypnol and a ball gag would help your situation.

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