What's your favorite Napoleon Dynamite quote?

What's your favorite Napoleon Dynamite quote?

I like when Uncle Riko says "How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"

Most of the quotes from that movie are funny.

So, what's your favorite Napoleon Dynamite quote?

I still love technology, now and forever.

"Tina eat your food!"

Napoleon, you're just jealous 'cause I've been chatting online with babes all day.

Could you at least bring me my chap stick?

Just ask the school nurse, I'm sure she's got like five or six in her drawer.

I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko.

See ya.

*sighhh

"Tina eat your food!"

10thwonder

Tiny, come get some ham.

*writing on the back of picture* "There's a lot more where this came from if you go to the dance with me, yours truly...Napolean Dynamite"


Trisha: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me.
Trisha: It's hanging in my bedroom.
Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
Trisha: Yeah... it's really... neat.

Deborah, you have STRIKING features. Such a SOFT face should be complimented by a SOFT body.

... ... m ... Mr Riko?

Please, my friends call me UNCLE Riko.

"I'm trying to make money for college." "Your mom goes to college!"vgm007

:lol:

That one's legendary.

Does anybody think I'm a failure because I go home to Starla every night? Forget about it.

A Freaking 12 Gauge, What Do You Think?!" :x

"I caught you a delicious bass"

"do they have large talons?"awesomeray

I still love technology, now and forever.

avatar_genius

"Do you think anyone wants to get a roundhouse kick to the face while i'm wearing these bad boys" (Motions at american flag pants)

^^haha, i guess you beat me

A Freaking 12 Gauge, What Do You Think?!" :x

ps3wizard45

I forgot about this one:

Napoleon: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon : Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
NapoleonWhat?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

The one where he doesn't say anything.

I turned that movie off halfway through.

The part where the credits roll. lolololololololorofltyolololfo

Come off it Napoleon, make yourself a dang quesadilla.

this

never watched it... don't plan to.

this movie was so crap I dont see the hype

"6 dollars. That's like a dollar an hour!"

Pedro: "It's a sledghammer..."

I'm training to be a pit fighter!

Pedro: "It's a sledghammer..."

Steameffekt

Rico: "Watch this" *grabs kips steak and hurls it, hitting napolean in the face*

Napolean: "What the heck are you doing!?"

Kip: "That's what i'm talkin about"

Pedro: "I better go"

Uncle Rico lets watch a video that i made today

Napoleon this is one of the worst videos ever made

Kip like anyone can notice that napoleon

Uncle Rico- You know what Napoleon you can leave

Napoleon you guysare are retarded

I don't even remember any quotes from that movie. Nothing stood out to me.

The credits. Actually I couldn't even make it through the whole movie. Turned it off in disgust.DrSponge

[QUOTE="DrSponge"]The credits. Actually I couldn't even make it through the whole movie. Turned it off in disgust.fidosim

When someone said what is this crap, I felt like I wasn;t alone.