what's your method of getting out of work?

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#1 JEEBUS_BOGONDO
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I hit myself in the face with a hammer so I can miss work. Its much more believable and efficient. HOWEVER, use these excuses first:

1: Diarrhea, trust me, they never ask about it

2:family issue, I've gotta go out of town. They cant ask about that either. put on your sad face.

3:girlfriend threw me out of the house and my stuff on the lawn. sympathy makes them believe you.

these are one timers. after that, only the hammer works. My face is like a Picasso painting.
 I don't understand what people like about those paintings.

 

It takes alot of effort to be this lazy.

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#2 X360PS3AMD05
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get it after work..........
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#3 kitty  Moderator
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dont miss work over a video game
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#4 -Karayan-
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None of the games interest me.
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Assassinating my boss
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#6 JEEBUS_BOGONDO
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dont let the poll confuse you, the topic is "what's your method of getting out of work?". what kind of dumb excuses have you guys come up with just to get out of work?:P
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#7 sk8erboi796
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tell the boss to go f*** himself
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#8 Guiltfeeder566
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I played sick a few times in order to play video games
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#9 DeLurk
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Punch yourself in the jugular and say you're having an asthma attack.... Works every time
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#10 superelite2688
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i have no work to get out of :?
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#11 bebopoutlaw3gun
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....Every time I've skipped I straight up told them.."I dont feel like comming in, Im taking a sick day"...
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#12 superelite2688
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I played sick a few times in order to play video gamesGuiltfeeder566

nice :) 

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#13 wrlyy
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I don't care that much about games, I probably won't even get a console this generation.
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#14 superelite2688
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Assassinating my bossBourbons3

*plays james bond music* 

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#15 lugiemojeed
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i wish i had a job :(
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#16 superelite2688
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i wish i had a job :(lugiemojeed

me too :( 

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#17 Cookiegut
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I don't need an excuse, i'm currently a "jobseeker", or "worthless dole scum" if you prefer.
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#18 superelite2688
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I don't need an excuse, i'm currently a "jobseeker", or "worthless dole scum" if you prefer.Cookiegut

im also a part time job seeker, although i have done very little to get a part time job 

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#19 staindcoldlp
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I wouldn't miss work. Missing school is a different story.
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#20 LiCeNSe_2_PRaNk
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i don't have a job :)
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#21 Flippini
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i don't have a job :)LiCeNSe_2_PRaNk

 Yet you have a smile, kudos.

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#22 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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How much I earn is dependent on how much I work.  So missing work, means lost wages.
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#23 Celldrax
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I'd say that my dog ate my work.
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#24 g-unit248
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i wouldnt miss work, missing work for a game is quite pathetic imo
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#25 double_decker
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I wouldn't miss work because that is what pays for the video games... but I would try and play it smart and get the day off when I got it8)
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#26 heartcork
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I dont try to get out of work, I need whatever hours I can get.
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#27 PierSkillz
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I don't work
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#28 foxhound_fox
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Uh... no... I do have the patience to wait a few hours.
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#29 Darthmatt
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I'm sick today and I still came to work. I could have called in, then again, I really like my Job.
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#30 Platearmor_6
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My manager is a gamer and sadly also my neighbor. He hates people taking days off but he said he might make an exception for Crysis, Bioshock or Halo 3 since he doesn't think he'll be feeling well enough for work on those days either. :D
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#31 videogamer456
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Well on a day like today, here in the northeast, I would pull a Ferris Beuller and ride around town causing trouble, and getting out of trouble.
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