The Earth was created when giant transformers had a war in space and shot at a huge super planet where the enemy robots lived, and a piece flew off into a star, and then came out and formed into the Earth, and then some aliens came by and made people from machines, and then planted fossils and crap on Earth so people wouldn't know aliens and transformers existed, and the Earth is only 150 years old, and George Washington and all those people are fake that aliens made everyone believe, and when you die you are made into a piece of a transformer, and then you fight other guys and die again and become life again....
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