when and why do you fart out loud in public?

i dont fart out loud in public but when i do it accidentally i try to hide it and go into different place. if i am in a room i just try my best not to get caught

how do you react if someone farted out loud and they thought it is you and started saying that you farted even though you did not?

When I need to, because I need to.

I don't.

At an airshow, as a jet flies overhead; that's the only appropriate time to let it rip.

I can tell you that our two month old has cut a few at JUST the right moment for maximum hilarity.

al the time because it smells so damn good

Holding it in is not good. Plus I like the smell of my own flavor and think it is something best shared amongst a group.

I don't, I try to hold it in, which tends to be more embarassing

I don't, I try to hold it in, which tends to be more embarassing

X-The-Doctor-X

I typically let it out at work. In enclosed spaces preferably. Why though? Its what success would smell like if success had a smell. Stinky, but a huge relief on your part. An most people tend to hate it. And who doesn't hate someone else's success?

I typically let it out at work. In enclosed spaces preferably. Why though? Its what success would smell like if success had a smell. Stinky, but a huge relief on your part. An most people tend to hate it. And who doesn't hate someone else's success?

Wilfred_Owen

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I typically let it out at work. In enclosed spaces preferably. Why though? Its what success would smell like if success had a smell. Stinky, but a huge relief on your part. An most people tend to hate it. And who doesn't hate someone else's success?

When I'm outside I let it out slowly and silently.
Never get caught.

I have mastered the art of farting silently and not getting caught. :cool:

I've never farted in my entire life.