When Chuck Norris dies....

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#1 MasterBolt360
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In real life of course, do you think his fad will pass along with him? Or will interwebz users start telling you that hes so great he defeated Satan and became roomates with God?

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#2 FragStains
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I didn't know there was still a fad. C'mon people, lets move on. It was barely humorous in the first place.
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#3 Pirate700
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I guess we'll find out in 25 or so years.

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#4 IbnLaAhad
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Or will interwebz users start telling you that hes so great he defeated Satan and became roomates with God?

MasterBolt360

This.

Duh.

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#5 3sFan
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I guess we'll find out in 25 or so years.

Pirate700

No we won't 2012.

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#6 T-Rav27
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Or will interwebz users start telling you that hes so great he defeated Satan and became roomates with God?

MasterBolt360
Yes. This.
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#7 T-Rav27
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[QUOTE="3sFan"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

I guess we'll find out in 25 or so years.

No we won't 2012.

...Are you serious?
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#8 supa_badman
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Same jokes, but except he's 'Zombie' Chuck Norris.

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#9 Bloodseeker23
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Don't speak this blasphemy,, On the real, it'll be a sad day.
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#10 Sliceofevil
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Waldo will come out of hiding.

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#11 RFOMownage
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I lost all respect for chuck norris after seeing this

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#12 bacon_is_sweet
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He wont die, are you a fool.

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#13 Ronstera
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Bruce Lee killed him..
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#14 SoNin360
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I lost all respect for chuck norris after seeing this

RFOMownage
I just did too... wtf Chuck Norris I thought you were cool? Maybe his wife bribed him...
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#15 Drakes_Fortune
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Wait Chuck Norris is still alive ? :O
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#17 MgamerBD
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You can never use "Chuck Norris" and "dies" in the same sentence. Unless you say "Chuck Norris will never ever die"
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#19 Teenaged
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I didn't know there was still a fad. C'mon people, lets move on. It was barely humorous in the first place.FragStains
Quoted for truth.

Chuck Norris jokes are irritating, even if they are not made frequently in which case its completely tasteless.

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#20 Teenaged
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You can never use "Chuck Norris" and "dies" in the same sentence. Unless you say "Chuck Norris will never ever die"MgamerBD
Chuck Norris will die because all day long people talk about him on the internet and he will have hiccups for ever and that will kill him.

PS: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#21 MgamerBD
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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]You can never use "Chuck Norris" and "dies" in the same sentence. Unless you say "Chuck Norris will never ever die"Teenaged

Chuck Norris will die because all day long people talk about him on the internet and he will have hiccups for ever and that will kill him.

PS: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'mon man death by hiccups...thats just...wrong :? :P

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#22 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]You can never use "Chuck Norris" and "dies" in the same sentence. Unless you say "Chuck Norris will never ever die"MgamerBD

Chuck Norris will die because all day long people talk about him on the internet and he will have hiccups for ever and that will kill him.

PS: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'mon man death by hiccups...thats just...wrong :? :P

Yes yesssss, my precioussss! :twisted:

That way, the cause of his death will not live up to his fame and he will be forever disgraced! :twisted:

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#23 MgamerBD
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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]Chuck Norris will die because all day long people talk about him on the internet and he will have hiccups for ever and that will kill him.

PS: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teenaged

C'mon man death by hiccups...thats just...wrong :? :P

Yes yesssss, my precioussss! :twisted:

That way, the cause of his death will not live up to his fame and he will be forever disgraced! :twisted:

Please if Chuck Norris died by hiccups.

It will be hiccups so big that the Earth would shake in fear causing Chuck Norris to take his own life to save us all. See wat i did thar

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#24 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"] C'mon man death by hiccups...thats just...wrong :? :P

MgamerBD

Yes yesssss, my precioussss! :twisted:

That way, the cause of his death will not live up to his fame and he will be forever disgraced! :twisted:

Please if Chuck Norris died by hiccups.

It will be hiccups so big that the Earth would shake in fear causing Chuck Norris to take his own life to save us all. See wat i did thar

Actually the earth would shake because his hiccups will be so hilarious -and broadcasted worldwide- that all the world will be rolling on the floor laughing!!!! :twisted:

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#25 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="RFOMownage"]

I lost all respect for chuck norris after seeing this

SoNin360

I just did too... wtf Chuck Norris I thought you were cool? Maybe his wife bribed him...

Maybe he grew senile after AAAAAALLL those years...

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#26 MgamerBD
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[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]Yes yesssss, my precioussss! :twisted:

That way, the cause of his death will not live up to his fame and he will be forever disgraced! :twisted:

Please if Chuck Norris died by hiccups.

It will be hiccups so big that the Earth would shake in fear causing Chuck Norris to take his own life to save us all. See wat i did thar

Actually the earth would shake because his hiccups will be so hilarious -and broadcasted worldwide- that all the world will be rolling on the floor laughing!!!! :twisted:

You, you demon! How dare you soil the name of the almighty Chuck Norris :x. I will make sure that you are destroyed for you insolence :x!
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#27 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"] Please if Chuck Norris died by hiccups.

It will be hiccups so big that the Earth would shake in fear causing Chuck Norris to take his own life to save us all. See wat i did thar

MgamerBD

Actually the earth would shake because his hiccups will be so hilarious -and broadcasted worldwide- that all the world will be rolling on the floor laughing!!!! :twisted:

You, you demon! How dare you soil the name of the almighty Chuck Norris :x. I will make sure that you are destroyed for you insolence :x!

At least I'll perish fighting for a good cause! :x

Chuck Norris; away with you! :evil:

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#28 II_Seraphim_II
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In real life of course, do you think his fad will pass along with him? Or will interwebz users start telling you that hes so great he defeated Satan and became roomates with God?

MasterBolt360

lol, that's probably the best Chuck Norris joke I've heard in a long time :lol:

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#30 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="Sliceofevil"]

Waldo will come out of hiding.

Noskillkill

LMAO

lol, that would be so epic :lol:
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#32 MasterBolt360
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Wow. 70% of the answers are from Chuck Norris fans, telling me that his JOKES will never die. I'd like to see what the fans say when he does die...

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#33 Omega_Zero69
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no because when he dies the world will end
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#34 Teenaged
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no because when he dies the world will endleonard88
Indeed. The world as we know it will end. No more tasteless jokes. :D

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#35 L30KinG
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

I guess we'll find out in 25 or so years.

3sFan

No we won't 2012.

this, chuck norris will be tired of beign of beeing such a bad ass he would kill himeself and cause the earth would be no more

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#36 ForsakenWicked
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I lost all respect for chuck norris after seeing this

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I never had respect for him but after watching that vid but I enjoyed the jokes. After watching this, I'll never again use Chuck Norris jokes.
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#37 Kenbo325
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

I guess we'll find out in 25 or so years.

3sFan

No we won't 2012.

You've got to be kidding me.
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#38 worthyofnote
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

I guess we'll find out in 25 or so years.

3sFan

No we won't 2012.

The Mayans didn't predict the end of the world, Chuck Norris did. But he won't destroy it because he loves the attention and fear of other living beings.
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#39 Shhadow_Viper
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I lost all respect for chuck norris after seeing this

RFOMownage
Even if that was not the oldest and lamest meme, I also would have lost any remaining respect for the man.
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#41 Boston_Boyy
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Meh idk the the Michael Jackson jokes passed after he died but at the same time those jokes about him were making fun of him.

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#42 DJ-Lafleur
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When Chuck Norris dies he will...oh wait, he'll just roundhouse kick the grim reaper in the face and continue living. Never mind...

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#43 chessmaster1989
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[QUOTE="FragStains"]I didn't know there was still a fad. C'mon people, lets move on. It was barely humorous in the first place.Teenaged

Quoted for truth.

Chuck Norris jokes are irritating, even if they are not made frequently in which case its completely tasteless.

Pretty much this... I don't understand why people find them funny...

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#44 makiveli100
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It is my understanding correct me if I'm wrong that when Chuck Norris dies a black hole will be created instantly killing us all.

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#45 halo3-player
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Probably something like, "Chuck Norris killed himself so he could go fight satan and god in a 1 V 2 battle because they called him names"