When do you consider bread to be toast?

This topic is locked from further discussion.

Avatar image for CHOASXIII
CHOASXIII

14716

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#1 CHOASXIII
Member since 2009 • 14716 Posts

I know this is a silly question but I know people have different opinions. Me personally, I think that bread is toast when it gets a bit of brown to it and is a bit crunchy. Just want to see peoples thoughts on this.

Avatar image for Pirate700
Pirate700

46465

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#2 Pirate700
Member since 2008 • 46465 Posts

When it's been toasted?

Avatar image for NuclearNerd
NuclearNerd

399

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#3 NuclearNerd
Member since 2010 • 399 Posts

OMIGOSH Choas I told you once I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES! Toasters CAN AND DO toast toast! You think WAY TO HARD about the SILLIEST BULL!

Avatar image for CHOASXIII
CHOASXIII

14716

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#4 CHOASXIII
Member since 2009 • 14716 Posts

When it's been toasted?

Pirate700

Well I mean, when do you consider it toasted though? Like when it gets a bit brown, or looks black?

Avatar image for mattbbpl
mattbbpl

23343

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#5 mattbbpl
Member since 2006 • 23343 Posts
After it's been buttered :P
Avatar image for Pirate700
Pirate700

46465

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#6 Pirate700
Member since 2008 • 46465 Posts

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

When it's been toasted?

CHOASXIII

Well I mean, when do you consider it toasted though? Like when it gets a bit brown, or looks black?

As long as it has some color and it's been dried out some. I like mine dark though.

Avatar image for CHOASXIII
CHOASXIII

14716

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#7 CHOASXIII
Member since 2009 • 14716 Posts

OMIGOSH Choas I told you once I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES! Toasters CAN AND DO toast toast! You think WAY TO HARD about the SILLIEST BULL!

NuclearNerd

Noooooooffff, all toasters toast toast.

Avatar image for RaptorPen
RaptorPen

103

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#8 RaptorPen
Member since 2010 • 103 Posts

If bread is even slightly warmed to the point that one crumb is transformed from its normally whitish state then that particle counts as toast. This shocks many people when they learn about it but in order for a slice of bread to count as toast every single crumb must be browned. If even one remains then it is still bread. Very few people outside of various European royalty have actually ever eaten toast.

Toastology is a very complex and violent field and tenure is very rare for academics studying this field as most are murdered in duels.

Did you know that Toast predates agriculture?

Avatar image for RaptorPen
RaptorPen

103

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#10 RaptorPen
Member since 2010 • 103 Posts
Also the usage of butter or jam plays a surprisingly complex factor in determining when bread transforms from bread to toast which was known to the mayans as.
Avatar image for lensflare15
lensflare15

6652

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#12 lensflare15
Member since 2010 • 6652 Posts

When it's not soft like bread anymore...

Avatar image for T_REX305
T_REX305

11304

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#13 T_REX305
Member since 2010 • 11304 Posts

I like it just before it is brown.

Avatar image for arad96
arad96

7783

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 6

User Lists: 0

#14 arad96
Member since 2009 • 7783 Posts

When it turns a little brown.

Avatar image for KeitekeTokage
KeitekeTokage

770

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#15 KeitekeTokage
Member since 2011 • 770 Posts

If bread is even slightly warmed to the point that one crumb is transformed from its normally whitish state then that particle counts as toast. This shocks many people when they learn about it but in order for a slice of bread to count as toast every single crumb must be browned. If even one remains then it is still bread. Very few people outside of various European royalty have actually ever eaten toast.

Toastology is a very complex and violent field and tenure is very rare for academics studying this field as most are murdered in duels.

Did you know that Toast predates agriculture?

RaptorPen

This was a very informative post and spot on in a lot of areas. Personally, I like to sample my bread halfway through the baking process. it has to have that right crunch to it. A good rule of thumb is a simple drop test that can be conducted:

- Take your bread which is now on its way to becoming a healthy piece of toast and hold it vertically above a clean plate.

- Drop the bread onto the plate from a height of 12inches (This may require aditional paper towels in case the experiment goes haywire)

If the subject matter bends in any way, pop that bad boy back in your easy bake.

If it maintains its rigid form, you are on your way to a proper piece of toast, although this does not necessarily guarantee that it has acheived toast status. This is where a little bit of subjectivity comes in, and I've learned that experience is the key. You start to get a toast sense that allows you to produce delicious morsels awaiting your spread of choice.

Avatar image for foxhound_fox
foxhound_fox

98532

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 13

User Lists: 0

#16 foxhound_fox
Member since 2005 • 98532 Posts
Crisp all the way through (any softness and it is still bread) and heavy browning of the surface (not black).
Avatar image for Krigen89
Krigen89

3907

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#17 Krigen89
Member since 2003 • 3907 Posts

When it's not soft like bread anymore...

lensflare15
Exactly. I ike it when it's just barely warm and "harder"... when a tiny bit of it is BECOMING yellowish.... then it's not too hard for my palate, and it will melt my butter.
Avatar image for KiIIyou
KiIIyou

27204

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#18 KiIIyou
Member since 2006 • 27204 Posts
When all the green spots turn black.
Avatar image for MetroidPrimePwn
MetroidPrimePwn

12399

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 0

#19 MetroidPrimePwn
Member since 2007 • 12399 Posts

Once it's blacker than sin and tastes of death.

Avatar image for XiaolinPrincess
XiaolinPrincess

7907

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#20 XiaolinPrincess
Member since 2006 • 7907 Posts
You see the toaster over there? Put the bread in there and it will do all the rest.
Avatar image for KiIIyou
KiIIyou

27204

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#21 KiIIyou
Member since 2006 • 27204 Posts
You see the toaster over there? Put the bread in there and it will do all the rest.XiaolinPrincess
That's a shoe!;p
Avatar image for k2theswiss
k2theswiss

16599

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 1

#22 k2theswiss
Member since 2007 • 16599 Posts
when the bread is hard... IF you want it look good. You give it nice light brown to it. BEST toast is Butter the bread place one side on the flat top and toast on one side till the other side is mostly toasted but not all the hard. I do it all the time i work when i want a deli sandwich. You can't go wrong with deli sandwiches. When yo work in kitchen and things start to look old you gotta go with double Decker or BLT lol. We don't serve them(unless special request) but we make them for our self's lol
Avatar image for DJ-PRIME90
DJ-PRIME90

11292

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 34

User Lists: 0

#23 DJ-PRIME90
Member since 2004 • 11292 Posts
Well I personally like it just when it gets to be a very faint brown. But it also depends on the toaster, because I would still like the bread to be warm enough to melt the butter...
Avatar image for flipin_jackass
flipin_jackass

9772

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#24 flipin_jackass
Member since 2004 • 9772 Posts
Depends on what I'm making... For sandwiches, I just toast it a bit, just enough for some crunch. For something like breakfast butter toast, I like it a bit more brown. It depends on the bread too. I like bagels lightly toasted.
Avatar image for criminalscum87
criminalscum87

288

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#25 criminalscum87
Member since 2011 • 288 Posts

When it's a golden brown colour. I like my toast very light.

Avatar image for soulless4now
soulless4now

41388

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 0

#26 soulless4now
Member since 2003 • 41388 Posts

When it pops out of the toaster or burns in the oven.

Avatar image for darthkaiser
Darthkaiser

12447

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 11

User Lists: 0

#27 Darthkaiser
Member since 2006 • 12447 Posts
When it's crunchy on the outside but still has the bread's softness on the inside. I don't like toasts too crunchy
Avatar image for LiftedHeadshot
LiftedHeadshot

2460

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#28 LiftedHeadshot
Member since 2009 • 2460 Posts
[QUOTE="lensflare15"]

When it's not soft like bread anymore...

Krigen89
Exactly. I ike it when it's just barely warm and "harder"... when a tiny bit of it is BECOMING yellowish.... then it's not too hard for my palate, and it will melt my butter.

Damn dude, PC specs are legit