If there's no possibility of kissing going any further than that, and there is no second or third base to be had, I wouldn't expect you to NOT have random thoughts. Random thoughts stop once you start moving past plain making out and are actually doing other stuff, because you're more "in the moment". Kissing doesn't take a lot of work, nor brain activity.
Generally for not-going-further-than-this kissing, my thought process goes like:
I wonder if my mouth tastes like (food I recently ate), I can't taste it. I wonder what my spit tastes like? Does my spit taste different than his spit? Does he know when there is exchange of spit? I can tell when there's exchange of spit, his is colder than mine. Do men have a cooler internal body temperature than women? I think I read that somewhere. It feels like he's staring at me, is he staring at me? I should open my eyes to check. Yep he's staring at me. Stare back. STARING CONTEST DON'T LOOK AWAY. Don't. Look. Away. He'll lose, he sucks at these. Damn, I'm losing. Bite him or something. VICTORY, I win. Maybe I should close my eyes again now? Like bears hibernating or something, that's what it's like. Are my eyes still open? I read in a magazine when I was 13 that keeping your eyes open too long is weird. I also read in that magazine you're supposed to do something with your hands. WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY HANDS? Do I even have hands? Did llamas cook them up and eat them? lulz.
Or something equally as stupid. She's not thinking of nothing, she's thinking of staring contests and random facts and food and wondering if you can smell her feet from there, what with all your hard breathing and stuff. Don't take offence to her wandering mind, it doesn't mean anything is wrong with you or she doesn't want to kiss you. Like I said, kissing doesn't take much brain power, so people fill the emptiness in their heads with randomness.
EDIT: And yes, I had fun writing that. It's 3 am and I have to wait until my ramen cools down so I can eat it, had to kill time.
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