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#1 xooco
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Every living thing does it one way or the other. The question is, how do you do it? Do you just drop and go? or do you take your time, play a handheld console, read a magazine or a book and just relax?

For me it's a secret pleasure it gives me time to relax and escape the world, I usually take my DS with me and play a couple of rounds of tetris online or mario kart DS.

What do you do when nature calls?

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I just sit and relax for a couple of minutes. The shower is the place were I really take my time. I wish I could take books in there..
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#3 megagene
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I just sit and relax for a couple of minutes. The shower is the place were I really take my time. I wish I could take books in there..DeeJayInphinity

You crap in the shower? :o

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#4 TacticalElefant
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While I enjoy pinching one out highly, especially right when I wake up or so, I do find it somewhat a waste of time too, so I tend to hurry and force it out if it needs some encouragement.
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#5 Thanatos465
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[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]I just sit and relax for a couple of minutes. The shower is the place were I really take my time. I wish I could take books in there..megagene

You crap in the shower? :o

now thats disturbing! :?
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#6 xooco
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[QUOTE="megagene"]

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]I just sit and relax for a couple of minutes. The shower is the place were I really take my time. I wish I could take books in there..Thanatos465

You crap in the shower? :o

now thats disturbing! :?

Yeah but the thing about the shower is that you have to stand. Standing is for non-lazy people. When I build my house I'm building a waterproof couch with a waterproof tv inside my shower and then I'll just sit there for hours on end. (I'll defitnely get cable in there with pay per view !but that's just me!)

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Take my time...although I don't take anything in thier with me..
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it will feel so much dirtier playing mario kart online from now on.
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[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]I just sit and relax for a couple of minutes. The shower is the place were I really take my time. I wish I could take books in there..megagene

You crap in the shower? :o

I chose the wrong words to get my point across. :P

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[QUOTE="megagene"]

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]I just sit and relax for a couple of minutes. The shower is the place were I really take my time. I wish I could take books in there..DeeJayInphinity

You crap in the shower? :o

I chose the wrong words to get my point across. :P

But the right words to create humor! :lol:

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I just sit and relax for a couple of minutes. The shower is the place were I really take my time. I wish I could take books in there..DeeJayInphinity

wait... you excrete in the shower :o :?

umm no its just in, do the business, clean up and out for me Im afraid :P

if deejapinphinity was referring to relaxing and not crapping in the shower then yeah I usually get shouted at for spending too long in the shower aswell.

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#12 bxgt
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usually an egm.
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#13 A1B2C3CAL
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I get my business done and I move on..
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#14 TacticalElefant
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then yeah I usually get shouted at for spending too long in the shower aswell.

muppet1010


Mums doesn't want you yanking yer crank in there. Makes the shower floor sticky.
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just whenever it comes naturally...
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#16 muppet1010
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[QUOTE="muppet1010"]

then yeah I usually get shouted at for spending too long in the shower aswell.

TacticalElefant



Mums doesn't want you yanking yer crank in there. Makes the shower floor sticky.

:o... I knew someone would say that as i typed it... but no i put faith in OT to be grownup....

hehe... but seriously I dont wank in the shower :P

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#17 TacticalElefant
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[QUOTE="TacticalElefant"][QUOTE="muppet1010"]

then yeah I usually get shouted at for spending too long in the shower aswell.

muppet1010



Mums doesn't want you yanking yer crank in there. Makes the shower floor sticky.

:o... I knew someone would say that as i typed it... but no i put faith in OT to be grownup....

hehe... but seriously I dont wank in the shower :P



Well excuse me, but I do.
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I hit and run.
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#19 DJ-PRIME90
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drop and go.
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#20 muppet1010
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[QUOTE="muppet1010"][QUOTE="TacticalElefant"][QUOTE="muppet1010"]

then yeah I usually get shouted at for spending too long in the shower aswell.

TacticalElefant



Mums doesn't want you yanking yer crank in there. Makes the shower floor sticky.

:o... I knew someone would say that as i typed it... but no i put faith in OT to be grownup....

hehe... but seriously I dont wank in the shower :P



Well excuse me, but I do.

lol... i wasnt being mean or anything....

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#21 TacticalElefant
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[QUOTE="TacticalElefant"][QUOTE="muppet1010"][QUOTE="TacticalElefant"][QUOTE="muppet1010"]

then yeah I usually get shouted at for spending too long in the shower aswell.

muppet1010



Mums doesn't want you yanking yer crank in there. Makes the shower floor sticky.

:o... I knew someone would say that as i typed it... but no i put faith in OT to be grownup....

hehe... but seriously I dont wank in the shower :P



Well excuse me, but I do.

lol... i wasnt being mean or anything....



*Acts fake British like Madonna*

I was being sarcastic you bloody Brit :P

Righty-o, Bob's your uncle.



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depends, i go quickly when i'm in the middle of someting but i take my time in the morning and after dinner
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#23 hydralisk86
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[QUOTE="Thanatos465"][QUOTE="megagene"]

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]I just sit and relax for a couple of minutes. The shower is the place were I really take my time. I wish I could take books in there..xooco

You crap in the shower? :o

now thats disturbing! :?

Yeah but the thing about the shower is that you have to stand. Standing is for non-lazy people. When I build my house I'm building a waterproof couch with a waterproof tv inside my shower and then I'll just sit there for hours on end. (I'll defitnely get cable in there with pay per view !but that's just me!)

That's gonna cost a lot on your water bill.
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Book or newspaper.

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#25 metallica_fan42
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I'm in there to relax, but I don't take anything to pass the time.
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#26 solidgamer
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time my time

i love the feeling of how u feel lighter after major dump lol

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#27 xooco
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time my time

i love the feeling of how u feel lighter after major dump lol

solidgamer

oh man I agree, it's like the most effective diet ever.

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Usually take a newspaper and ipod.
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[QUOTE="Thanatos465"][QUOTE="megagene"]

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]I just sit and relax for a couple of minutes. The shower is the place were I really take my time. I wish I could take books in there..xooco

You crap in the shower? :o

now thats disturbing! :?

Yeah but the thing about the shower is that you have to stand. Standing is for non-lazy people. When I build my house I'm building a waterproof couch with a waterproof tv inside my shower and then I'll just sit there for hours on end. (I'll defitnely get cable in there with pay per view !but that's just me!)

That's wrong.
My bathtub isn't so big so I usually sit down and hold the shower thingy on a special way so the water gets all over me. then I usually sit there for like 40+ minutes ( If I have the time of course. :P )

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#30 xooco
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[QUOTE="xooco"][QUOTE="Thanatos465"][QUOTE="megagene"]

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]I just sit and relax for a couple of minutes. The shower is the place were I really take my time. I wish I could take books in there..Selrath

You crap in the shower? :o

now thats disturbing! :?

Yeah but the thing about the shower is that you have to stand. Standing is for non-lazy people. When I build my house I'm building a waterproof couch with a waterproof tv inside my shower and then I'll just sit there for hours on end. (I'll defitnely get cable in there with pay per view !but that's just me!)

That's wrong.
My bathtub isn't so big so I usually sit down and hold the shower thingy on a special way so the water gets all over me. then I usually sit there for like 40+ minutes ( If I have the time of course. :P )

oh I'm Jealous.

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just go, if you gotta go, just go, who cares, but make sure u dont use poison oak as tp
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I wish Jim Carey would make another Ace.
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I buy lots of video game strategy guides over the months to read while mytoxic waste productsslither down into the toilet :D.

I read and read for hours till I'm finished with my bathroom break ;) (It takes me a while to "finish" sometimes)

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[QUOTE="muppet1010"][QUOTE="TacticalElefant"][QUOTE="muppet1010"][QUOTE="TacticalElefant"][QUOTE="muppet1010"]

then yeah I usually get shouted at for spending too long in the shower aswell.

TacticalElefant



Mums doesn't want you yanking yer crank in there. Makes the shower floor sticky.

:o... I knew someone would say that as i typed it... but no i put faith in OT to be grownup....

hehe... but seriously I dont wank in the shower :P



Well excuse me, but I do.

lol... i wasnt being mean or anything....



*Acts fake British like Madonna*

I was being sarcastic you bloody Brit :P

Righty-o, Bob's your uncle.



how did you know I was british?

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When nature calls you buy a chicken :P... but just let it all out in one go, clean ya butt and then leave.
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I hit and run.xXBuffJeffXx

ahahahhaha. priceless

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I just relax and have fun.
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#39 MichaeltheCM
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i go to the bathroom :P
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I let them leave a message....A HA HA HA, A HA HA HA! A HA HA HA!
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#41 jealentus
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Every living thing does it one way or the other. The question is, how do you do it? Do you just drop and go? or do you take your time, play a handheld console, read a magazine or a book and just relax?

For me it's a secret pleasure it gives me time to relax and escape the world, I usually take my DS with me and play a couple of rounds of tetris online or mario kart DS.

What do you do when nature calls?

xooco

Dude are you friggen serious?? I play tetris online on the pooper too!! We've probably played!! my name on it is Jealentus

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#42 Quadrifoglio
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[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]I just sit and relax for a couple of minutes. The shower is the place were I really take my time. I wish I could take books in there..megagene

You crap in the shower? :o

:lol:

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Nice and quick :P