When was your best fart?

Mine was in third grade. We had just come back from recess and I let out a silent yet deadly burst of noxious gas from my gluteus maximus. It stunk so bad we had to open all of the windows and delay our Math lesson. I was just crying laughing the whole time.

Any worthy fart stories?

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zoraluv

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zoraluv

What? Do you think farts are icky?

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GazaAli

a thread about a fart??? srsly?

its so weird... :lol:

When I got more than just a fart...CongressManStan

I dont remember when exactly did it happened although I remember what happened...I farted in the car, it hurt me...like...literally, it even hurted me I felt that my butt was on fire for 5 seconds...lightleggy

:lol: this cracked me up

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zoraluv

a thread about a fart??? srsly?

its so weird... :lol:

The worst one's is where you think it's a fart, but it isn't.

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[QUOTE="GazaAli"] this was yours? not impressed :(GazaAli

a thread about a fart??? srsly?

its so weird... :lol:

everybody farts. in school,in the most worst times. and during sex in the most worst time of all

This thread is going places.

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a thread about a fart??? srsly?

its so weird... :lol:

zoraluv

everybody farts. in school,in the most worst times. and during sex in the most worst time of all

[QUOTE="CongressManStan"]When I got more than just a fart...67gt500

those are the worst. embarrassing and deadly and you have to throw away your possibly favorite lucky underpants :(

During German-fest in Milwaukee, July, 2002.

Sauerkraut is great, but it's not without side effects.

During a tug of war contest. Our opponents were downwind too.

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[QUOTE="GazaAli"] yea its so weird for you since you don't fart lol.GazaAli

everybody farts. in school,in the most worst times. and during sex in the most worst time of all

It's not one many will admit to. But, we all know all that wave action during sex will induce farting. Most of it's afterwards though.

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[QUOTE="GazaAli"] this was yours? not impressed :(GazaAli

a thread about a fart??? srsly?

its so weird... :lol:

[QUOTE="GazaAli"][QUOTE="zoraluv"]

a thread about a fart??? srsly?

its so weird... :lol:

SkyWard20

what?? :lol: