When you get a package delivery from the postman, what do you say?

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#1 slamminjammin69
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When you get a package in the mail what do you say?

"What's in the box?"

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#2 Palantas
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"Thanks." Not a lot else to be said.

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#4 knightseason
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I say "thanks".

Why would the postman know whats in the box?

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#5 LaytonsCat
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thanks. What else am I supposed to say?

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#6 deactivated-6127ced9bcba0
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"Thanks, man."

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#7 NukaNuked
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I'm a creeper, I just stink my hand through the crack in the door. >: )

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#8 Pirate700
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"Thanks brah". Evenif it's a woman.

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#9 deactivated-590595a6292ce
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http://www.limfy.com/wp-content/Uploads/2010/11/Package-delivery.jpg.

I never get my packages...

On-topic though, I usually get a card saying they came at a time when I wasn't at home, so I have to go pick it up from the post office.

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#10 Pirate700
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I'm a creeper, I just stink my hand through the creek in the door. >: )

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You stink your hand? Gross. :lol:

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#11 SolidSnake35
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Cheers, buddy. Your must be tired from the journey. Do come in and have a drink.
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#12 ralphster
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now that you've seen my crib GTFO!!!

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#13 Maniacc1
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"Thanks brah". Evenif it's a woman.

Pirate700
Basically this. Also known to sometimes exchange it to "brosef"
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#14 tenaka2
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Thanks Pat!

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#15 WhiteKnight77
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[QUOTE="NukaNuked"]

I'm a creeper, I just stink my hand through the creek in the door. >: )

Pirate700

You stink your hand? Gross. :lol:

I was gonna ask how a creek runs through his door.

Nice new sig too. Gotta love Homer.

On topic, I just say thank you.

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#16 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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I say, "Thank you. Have a good one."

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#17 NukaNuked
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[QUOTE="NukaNuked"]

I'm a creeper, I just stink my hand through the creek in the door. >: )

Pirate700

You stink your hand? Gross. :lol:

No, although you gave me an idea, next time I'm going to stick my hand in dog crap THEN grab my package >: )

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#18 194197844077667059316682358889
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I say "Thanks, man. You must be tired, and that polyester uniform looks really uncomfortable. Why not step inside and slip into something a little more comfortable? There's another package you might be able to help me with..." Pretty standard stuff
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#19 NukaNuked
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="NukaNuked"]

I'm a creeper, I just stink my hand through the crack in the door. >: )

WhiteKnight77

You stink your hand? Gross. :lol:

I was gonna ask how a creek runs through his door.

Nice new sig too. Gotta love Homer.

On topic, I just say thank you.

I'm tired leave me alone.

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#20 MasonLovak
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"Thanks" simple
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#21 Mercenary848
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Thank have a good day, someties small talk

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#22 Palantas
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http://www.limfy.com/wp-content/Uploads/2010/11/Package-delivery.jpg.

I never get my packages...

Conno08

Ha! I love how he's driving off into the sunset at the end.

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#23 Blue_Shield
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Most of the time, delivery just leave the package at the door.

However, when I have to sign for a package, or something, I usually just keep the talk super short (e.g. "alright," "thanks," etc.).

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#24 Pirate700
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I got a new air filter for my truck yesterday from the post office. When the door bell rank I instantly went down to answer the door just to find the package was chucked up against the wall and the mail person was already long gone. :lol:

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#25 Palantas
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Somebody make a Kevin Costner joke already.

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#26 Mercenary848
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I say "Thanks, man. You must be tired, and that polyester uniform looks really uncomfortable. Why not step inside and slip into something a little more comfortable? There's another package you might be able to help me with..." Pretty standard stuffxaos

You say this all while loosely wearing a bathrobe I assume. :shock:

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[QUOTE="xaos"]I say "Thanks, man. You must be tired, and that polyester uniform looks really uncomfortable. Why not step inside and slip into something a little more comfortable? There's another package you might be able to help me with..." Pretty standard stuffMercenary848

You say this all while loosely wearing a bathrobe I assume. :shock:

I just picture this with my old mailman who looked just like Santa.

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#29 Overlord93
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"thanks, thanks, thanks." Yep, a couple of thanks is usually enough. That's if it's a courier. If it's my normal royal mail postman then he might say something like "hows it going" and I'll say "fine, thanks"
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[QUOTE="Mercenary848"]

[QUOTE="xaos"]I say "Thanks, man. You must be tired, and that polyester uniform looks really uncomfortable. Why not step inside and slip into something a little more comfortable? There's another package you might be able to help me with..." Pretty standard stuffPirate700

You say this all while loosely wearing a bathrobe I assume. :shock:

I just picture this with my old mailman who looked just like Santa.

Only thing that springs to mind
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#31 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="Mercenary848"]

You say this all while loosely wearing a bathrobe I assume. :shock:

xaos

I just picture this with my old mailman who looked just like Santa.

Only thing that springs to mind

:lol: Dear God...

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#32 danjammer69
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="NukaNuked"]

I'm a creeper, I just stink my hand through the creek in the door. >: )

You stink your hand? Gross. :lol:

lol. I was actually weazing from laughing at that. Geeze. Its funny cuz he starts it with, "I'm a creeper"
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#33 Bikouchu35
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"Dude, thats my package!! Seriously... fine fine Ill show you my id! See!!!!"

Everytime, my fedex dude is paranoid and senile at the same time. I have never seen my ups deliver person since he/she just drops it by the step.

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#34 bluelf
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If I have to sign for something, then it's just "thanks" and "have a good day".

Though more often than not, the UPS or Fedex guys just leave it at the door.

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#35 lamprey263
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I say "thank you for your oppressive freedom destroying socialist government service comrade".
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#36 Wolls
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"Cheers, where do you want me to sign"
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#37 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="NukaNuked"]

I'm a creeper, I just stink my hand through the creek in the door. >: )

danjammer69

You stink your hand? Gross. :lol:

lol. I was actually weazing from laughing at that. Geeze. Its funny cuz he starts it with, "I'm a creeper"

I just pictured him answering the door with one hand down the back of his pants. :P

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#38 lasseeb
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Finally my blow-up doll has arrived.

Thaaaaaaanks, you're faboulous!

I do that just to make him feel akward.

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#39 tenaka2
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Thank you for the ear, they said they would kill her in 24 hours and your a week late.....

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Indicate in a subtle manner it might make a loud boom at some point. Fear is what gives a man the courage to do anything.
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#41 AtlanticRock
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"Finally, you know how long I was waiting by the front window to make sure you don't drive off?"

*small-talk about weather and/or being up earlier than normal to get the mail/package*

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#42 Allicrombie
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My UPS guy looks just like Mitch Pileggi. He usually leaves my boxes on the back steps, just out of sight from the riff raff that pass by, He delivers stuff to me almost weekly though,
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#43 nocoolnamejim
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"Thanks." Not a lot else to be said.

Palantas
Just my personal opinion, but when the very first reply sums up all that needs be said about the posted topic, then the topic in question is a pretty weak one.
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#44 CosmoKing7717
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I just peek out the window waiting for them to leave the package, then i go out and get it once they are gone.
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#45 sthadji
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"What a coincidence. Here I have a package with your name written all over it."
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#46 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Palantas"]

"Thanks." Not a lot else to be said.

nocoolnamejim

Just my personal opinion, but when the very first reply sums up all that needs be said about the posted topic, then the topic in question is a pretty weak one.

Hardly. We've talked about pooping on your hand, blowup dolls and seducing old mailmen. I'd say it's a pretty strong topic.

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[QUOTE="Palantas"]

"Thanks." Not a lot else to be said.

nocoolnamejim
Just my personal opinion, but when the very first reply sums up all that needs be said about the posted topic, then the topic in question is a pretty weak one.

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#48 worlock77
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I have an enclosed porch, so they usually just leave it on the porch. By the time I get it it's usually long after they've gone.

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#49 nocoolnamejim
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[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"][QUOTE="Palantas"]

"Thanks." Not a lot else to be said.

Pirate700

Just my personal opinion, but when the very first reply sums up all that needs be said about the posted topic, then the topic in question is a pretty weak one.

Hardly. We've talked about pooping on your hand, blowup dolls and seducing old mailmen. I'd say it's a pretty strong topic.

My original reply was prior to my reading through the entire thread.
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#50 Shad0ki11
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"Thanks." Not a lot else to be said.

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^ This ^