When you get a package in the mail what do you say?
"What's in the box?"
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I never get my packages...
On-topic though, I usually get a card saying they came at a time when I wasn't at home, so I have to go pick it up from the post office.
You stink your hand? Gross. :lol:[QUOTE="NukaNuked"]
I'm a creeper, I just stink my hand through the creek in the door. >: )
Pirate700
I was gonna ask how a creek runs through his door.
Nice new sig too. Gotta love Homer.
On topic, I just say thank you.
You stink your hand? Gross. :lol:[QUOTE="Pirate700"]
[QUOTE="NukaNuked"]
I'm a creeper, I just stink my hand through the crack in the door. >: )
WhiteKnight77
I was gonna ask how a creek runs through his door.
Nice new sig too. Gotta love Homer.
On topic, I just say thank you.
I'm tired leave me alone.
Most of the time, delivery just leave the package at the door.
However, when I have to sign for a package, or something, I usually just keep the talk super short (e.g. "alright," "thanks," etc.).
I say "Thanks, man. You must be tired, and that polyester uniform looks really uncomfortable. Why not step inside and slip into something a little more comfortable? There's another package you might be able to help me with..." Pretty standard stuffxaos
You say this all while loosely wearing a bathrobe I assume. :shock:
[QUOTE="xaos"]I say "Thanks, man. You must be tired, and that polyester uniform looks really uncomfortable. Why not step inside and slip into something a little more comfortable? There's another package you might be able to help me with..." Pretty standard stuffMercenary848
You say this all while loosely wearing a bathrobe I assume. :shock:
I just picture this with my old mailman who looked just like Santa.[QUOTE="Mercenary848"]
[QUOTE="xaos"]I say "Thanks, man. You must be tired, and that polyester uniform looks really uncomfortable. Why not step inside and slip into something a little more comfortable? There's another package you might be able to help me with..." Pretty standard stuffPirate700
You say this all while loosely wearing a bathrobe I assume. :shock:
I just picture this with my old mailman who looked just like Santa.Only thing that springs to mind[QUOTE="NukaNuked"]
I'm a creeper, I just stink my hand through the creek in the door. >: )
You stink your hand? Gross. :lol: lol. I was actually weazing from laughing at that. Geeze. Its funny cuz he starts it with, "I'm a creeper""Dude, thats my package!! Seriously... fine fine Ill show you my id! See!!!!"
Everytime, my fedex dude is paranoid and senile at the same time. I have never seen my ups deliver person since he/she just drops it by the step.
[QUOTE="Pirate700"]You stink your hand? Gross. :lol: lol. I was actually weazing from laughing at that. Geeze. Its funny cuz he starts it with, "I'm a creeper"I just pictured him answering the door with one hand down the back of his pants. :P[QUOTE="NukaNuked"]
I'm a creeper, I just stink my hand through the creek in the door. >: )
danjammer69
"Finally, you know how long I was waiting by the front window to make sure you don't drive off?"
*small-talk about weather and/or being up earlier than normal to get the mail/package*
Just my personal opinion, but when the very first reply sums up all that needs be said about the posted topic, then the topic in question is a pretty weak one."Thanks." Not a lot else to be said.
Palantas
[QUOTE="Palantas"]Just my personal opinion, but when the very first reply sums up all that needs be said about the posted topic, then the topic in question is a pretty weak one.Hardly. We've talked about pooping on your hand, blowup dolls and seducing old mailmen. I'd say it's a pretty strong topic."Thanks." Not a lot else to be said.
nocoolnamejim
[QUOTE="Palantas"]Just my personal opinion, but when the very first reply sums up all that needs be said about the posted topic, then the topic in question is a pretty weak one."Thanks." Not a lot else to be said.
nocoolnamejim
Just my personal opinion, but when the very first reply sums up all that needs be said about the posted topic, then the topic in question is a pretty weak one.Hardly. We've talked about pooping on your hand, blowup dolls and seducing old mailmen. I'd say it's a pretty strong topic. My original reply was prior to my reading through the entire thread.[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"][QUOTE="Palantas"]
"Thanks." Not a lot else to be said.
Pirate700
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