When you're carrying a girl and drop her, what do you say?

Situation: Imagine you're carrying a girl (one you have a crush on), and you drop her. What do you say?

I'd say she was heavy.

Are you joking? You say your hammy's acting up from that intense game or session of [insert favorite sport or physical activity here] you were participating in earlier that day.

Fall on top of her.

The answer is obvious, you fall with her to make it look like you tripped. Then tell her you're glad your both ok but your a clutz so it would be best just to walk.

Fall on top of her.

Oleg_Huzwog

You're a little slippery...

If she didn't get knocked unconscious, hit her in the head with something until she did become unconscious, have my way with her, then when she awkoke, tell her a BS story.

"Sorry, my arms hurt from spending all day sculpting my guns."

Then kiss your guns.

Why would I be carrying her?cyberdarkkid

Fall on top of her.

Oleg_Huzwog

gotta lay off all that candy, eh sweetiepie?

Oh look a quarter!

You:you know what would have helped stopped this from happening?

Her: what?

You: If you learned how to PUT DOWN THE FORK!!!!!

Even though, im 5'11'', like 120 lbs, and extremely weak, I don't think I would drop her...

Eek! A mouse!

Don't say anything, Just drop your pants and see how that goes. The trick is to have them down before she hits the ground.N3MO

WOOOW WHAT........ :shock:.. you mean we can say stuff like that

"There! Now make me a sandwich woman!"

*Kick*

I'd be shouting "Ewewewew It touched me it touched me!"

I call her fatty

I'm sorry are you OK?

Chances are if you barely know her and this happens you will not end up with her as she'll be pissed off.

Don't say anything, Just drop your pants and see how that goes. The trick is to have them down before she hits the ground.N3MO

I'd probably be like "...Um..." and do a pratfall.

I wouldn't offer to carry a girl unless I was confident I could do so without dropping her or becoming all sweaty :o

I dropped my girl friend once but she deserved it I made sure it hurt to because she kicked me in the jaw lol it was all love though we laughed all though her ass hurt lol

If she didn't get knocked unconscious, hit her in the head with something until she did become unconscious, have my way with her, then when she awkoke, tell her a BS story.

needled24-7

Uh, oh! Spagettios!:o

My girlfriend won't let me carry her so I can't hypothetically drop a girl that I have a crush on :?

I have superthin arms. SORRY.

"Did I ever tell you about my condition? It's really rather tragic, I get these uncontrollable muscle spasms."

My bad, shall I get the baseball bat?

i would pretend that i am having a vertigo episode and lay down beside her............. now i am the victim.

Ask her if she fell for you.

If she doesn;t find that cute/romantic slap her and run away.