Before toilets people went to the bathroom in small plastic bags. These plastic bags would then be used to fuel donkey-planes. Donkey-planes were a popular form of transport involving many gears and a single donkey. The donkey would hee-haw and the sound would activate the gear, grinding against the donkey which would then run due to the fright of pain. Because of the speed of donkey-planes, rollercoasters were invented. They were originally used to transport cadavers but after one crashed into the King's castle they were used to transport terrified amusement park-goers.
Before toilets people went to the bathroom in small plastic bags. These plastic bags would then be used to fuel donkey-planes. Donkey-planes were a popular form of transport involving many gears and a single donkey. The donkey would hee-haw and the sound would activate the gear, grinding against the donkey which would then run due to the fright of pain. Because of the speed of donkey-planes, rollercoasters were invented. They were originally used to transport cadavers but after one crashed into the King's castle they were used to transport terrified amusement park-goers.
Before toilets people went to the bathroom in small plastic bags. These plastic bags would then be used to fuel donkey-planes. Donkey-planes were a popular form of transport involving many gears and a single donkey. The donkey would hee-haw and the sound would activate the gear, grinding against the donkey which would then run due to the fright of pain. Because of the speed of donkey-planes, rollercoasters were invented. They were originally used to transport cadavers but after one crashed into the King's castle they were used to transport terrified amusement park-goers.
[QUOTE="reddevilyi"]Chamber Pots and Outhouses.BEAN_LARD_MULCH
Exactly. Oh, and smaller holes dug in the ground.
We are lucky... I know a guy that sat down on an outhouse toilet and there was a few hundred hornets that made a nest under in the big hold under the seat where all the stuff goes, and he sat down and got stung 5 times in the underside.
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