Where did the body of Jesus go?

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#1 biggest_loser
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Where do you think the body of Jesus went when they re-entered his tomb and found that he had disappeared?
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#2 Shad0ki11
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It either ascended to heaven or he decomposed after some time.

The world may never know. 

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#3 Dark_Knight6
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I dunno, Bingo? 

 

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To hell. He wanted to catch the Slayer concert.
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#5 biggest_loser
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It either ascended to heaven or he decomposed after some time.

The world may never know. 

Shad0ki11
They went back to his tomb the next day so I don't think he decomposed.
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To hell. He wanted to catch the Slayer concert. dracula_16

Roflmao, you deserve a medal. 

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#7 harashawn
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Where do you think the body of Jesus went when they re-entered his tomb and found that he had disappeared? biggest_loser
Outside. He spoke to the women after they realized he wasn't there. Or the disciples stole the body and hid it somewhere. :?
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#8 biggest_loser
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[QUOTE="dracula_16"]To hell. He wanted to catch the Slayer concert. ghoklebutter

Roflmao, you deserve a medal. 

Yes such creativity and wit shown in that post.
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#9 Shad0ki11
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[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

It either ascended to heaven or he decomposed after some time.

The world may never know. 

biggest_loser

They went back to his tomb the next day so I don't think he decomposed.

Never said he could have decomposed in his tomb, now did I?

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#10 Saturos3091
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[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"]

[QUOTE="dracula_16"]To hell. He wanted to catch the Slayer concert. biggest_loser

Roflmao, you deserve a metal. 

Yes such creativity and wit shown in that post.



Witty enough now? :P

And didn't the Bible say something like he rose after 3 days and they didn't enter the tomb until then?  Or were you talking about some recent event.
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#11 freshgman
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in the ground in the middle east somewhere he was a man not a god
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#12 Saturos3091
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in the ground in the middle east somewhere he was a man not a godfreshgman
Yeah, after he rose not much is said about his later life. He could've gone on to live a relatively normal life for all we know based on the Biblical accounts of his life. Who knows whether he was there or not, or what he really did, or where he's buried...for now it's going to remain an unsolved mystery.
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#13 tripplebrow
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it spontaneously combusted :|
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Perhaps, nowhere? Hmmm...
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#15 Guybrush_3
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I ate it. Nom nom nom.
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I ate it. Nom nom nom.Guybrush_3

So if you crapped it out, would it be holy ****?

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#17 Guybrush_3
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[QUOTE="Guybrush_3"]I ate it. Nom nom nom.Shad0ki11

So if you crapped it out, would it be holy ****?

indeed it was.  

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[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

[QUOTE="Guybrush_3"]I ate it. Nom nom nom.Guybrush_3

So if you crapped it out, would it be holy ****?

indeed it was.  

I hope more people than just me imagined the Unreal Tournament announcer saying that
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#19 strider_ATI
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Jesus went to heaven in his whole body. But the sheets that were covering the body were found and because of them scientists were able to know how the face of Jesus looked like.