I live in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and have stopped counting the days ever since I hit 867. Perhaps you can send a search party to the factory to help look for me. I have no clue where the exit is, what with there being a countless number of rooms here. I constantly find myself doing improv with the oompa loomps. It's quite fun. Especially when we do it to Willy. I have however learned that once Willy gets a huge grin on his face (precisely10 inches in length) you'd better run. Anyways, i'd better go now, seeing as how Willy is calling for me and i'm rather scared. There is this closet in a room just down the hall. It looks somewhat like a wardrobe. Very fancy too. It's also the only thing in the room. I wonder what's in it. Snaps, gtg.
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