Where was the stupidest place you put your hand in/on?

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#1 MrLions
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I said stupid not sexual! :P

For me it had to be picking up a hot plate from the oven.(just like in grandma's boy :lol:.)

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#2 iamshivy
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I said stupid not sexual! :P

For me it had to be picking up a hot plate from the oven.(just like in grandma's boy :lol:.)

MrLions

aw yeah grandma's boy... what was he bakeing again,,...

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#3 thriteenthmonke
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The hot portion of a soldering iron.
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#4 789shadow
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A waffle iron. I wasn't so stupid as to put my hand inside and close it, but I attempted to push it out of the way with the back of my hand, without realizing part of the side was really hot too. :P

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#5 Y2Jfan23
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Sticking your hand in the door when someone is about to slam it. Got my hand cracked before doing that.
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#6 MrsSolidSnake
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I'd say, sticking your fingers on a GHD straightener, or in the boot of a car to try and stop your brother closing it.

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#7 MrLions
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[QUOTE="MrLions"]

I said stupid not sexual! :P

For me it had to be picking up a hot plate from the oven.(just like in grandma's boy :lol:.)

iamshivy

aw yeah grandma's boy... what was he bakeing again,,...

All sorts of food if I remember havnt seen the movie in years.
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#8 theone86
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I said stupid not sexual! :P

For me it had to be picking up a hot plate from the oven.(just like in grandma's boy :lol:.)

MrLions

Why can't it be both? Seruously, I've had my hand on a hot lawnmower engine manifold, got third degree burns, and if I could choose one place I'vestuck my hand in that I could go back and erase, well, let's just say I'd still have third degree burns.

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#9 optiow
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I put shoved my finger into a bottle of superglue. It took ages to get it out;)
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#10 BiancaDK
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Sticking your hand in the door when someone is about to slam it.Y2Jfan23
this ^ my pa taught me good
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#11 aaronmullan
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On a fireplace rim thing. It burned my fingers :P
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#12 -Iconoclast-
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An iron, when I was pressing my shirt.

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#13 XilePrincess
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My mom accidentally slammed my hand in the door of the car in the parking lot of whitespot once. That hurt like hell.
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#14 mattisgod01
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I tried to fish an object out of a deep fryer with my bare fingers once. Seemed like a stupid idea at the time, seems like a stupid idea in hindsight.

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#15 DJ-Lafleur
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I shut a car door on my hand. It was not pleasant. V_V

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#16 deactivated-605ba7fd6332a
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I've done a lot of stupid things in my time but I really can't recall placing my hand anywhere or on anything that resulted in a bad outcome. Well, bad enough to be memorable.

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#17 Killfox
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All I have to say is that stuff was stanky and actually stopped seeing her because of it. Trust me, you would to.
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#18 Gaming-Planet
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I put my hand in my dogs mouth while he was chewing on a toy. It hurt like heck... I was just curious how strong his teeth were.

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#19 certifieddata
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A patch of cactuses.

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#20 deactivated-6016f2513d412
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Hmm....in chemistry in 9th grade we did some sort of lab that included heating pieces of glass (I think it was glass, anyway) and I stupidly picked one up with my bare hands RIGHT after it had been in the fire. In my defense I had gotten the pieces mixed up and I thought it was an unheated one that I was grabbing, but alas, it wasn't. Very stupid.
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#21 SunofVich
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On a metal rod that was sticking out from a camp fire. Very painful

Took forever for the bubbles on my hand to go away and it itched liked crazy.

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#23 lonewolf604
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I put shoved my finger into a bottle of superglue. It took ages to get it out;)optiow
Something similar happened to me but the bottle of superglue was a lot more feminine.
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#24 Toriko42
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I thought it was my friend so I went to pat her on the ass as an inside joke, wasn't her :cry:
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#25 DJ-Lafleur
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I thought it was my friend so I went to pat her on the ass as an inside joke, wasn't her :cry:Toriko42

...Did the girl like it?

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#26 Toriko42
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[QUOTE="Toriko42"]I thought it was my friend so I went to pat her on the ass as an inside joke, wasn't her :cry:DJ-Lafleur

...Did the girl like it?

It flew over alright since she was wasted but I was still embarassed :lol:
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#27 MarkyyR
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[QUOTE="iamshivy"]

[QUOTE="MrLions"]

I said stupid not sexual! :P

For me it had to be picking up a hot plate from the oven.(just like in grandma's boy :lol:.)

MrLions

aw yeah grandma's boy... what was he bakeing again,,...

All sorts of food if I remember havnt seen the movie in years.



He pretty much baked thorugh out that whole move :D

The toaster in subway, I was half awake and, wasnt thinking.

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#28 SuperSaiyanLink
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I was at a campfire and picked up a piece of burning coal.

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#29 Pvt_r3d
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This is just asking me to say something real dirty! I put my hand in boiling water in the sink because I dropped a DS game in it by accident.
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#30 FalcoLX
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I was holding 3 bottle rockets and lit them. One of the 3 had a shorter fuse that i didn't notice. It blistered my hand pretty good.

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#31 Elephant_Couple
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My pants.

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The sun.

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#34 Lord_Daemon
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I had to move quickly and I reached and grabbed something within easy striking distance of a southern pacific rattle snake.

Luckily even wild snakes tend to like me so I didn't get tagged.

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#35 MrLions
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[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

[QUOTE="Toriko42"]I thought it was my friend so I went to pat her on the ass as an inside joke, wasn't her :cry:Toriko42

...Did the girl like it?

It flew over alright since she was wasted but I was still embarassed :lol:

At least it wasn't a guy :o
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on top of a stove. :(

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#37 clayron
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Once, some time ago, I was at a party hosted by one of the families on my pop warner team. My mom asked me to go pick something out of the car. Upon doing so, I locked the car and proceeded to shut the door to the truck. My hand happened to be positioned on the inside of the door where the lock attaches it self, so when the door shut the lock engaged and my ring finger on my left was split on both sides, the bone remained intact, but the nail and the flesh on both sides of my finger has been decimated. A doctor visit and some meds took care of it. It took a whole year or so before that figner grew a nail again :cry:
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#38 batman_is_aweso
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on top of a stove. :(

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this

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#39 super_mario_128
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On one of the push-to-light cigarette lighters in my mother's car. Was a real Deedee, "OOOH WHAT DOES THIS BUTTO- AW HELL NO MY FINGER" moment.
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#40 Mushrooom_Man
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In a ar door befpre it slammed shut, I don't recommend trying it...

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#41 Setsa
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Inside of a door before closing >.>