I have to go with the Vikings
Freya, the Norse goddess of Sex, war ,and death
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also ofcourse Freaking THOR THE THUNDER GOD
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I'll have to say Zeus, that guy tapped like 8 mortal chicks and had kids with them, i mean come on. My patron is a freaking pimp. And my Aphrodite....Mmmmmmmm. She No mans pinup girl, but she'll party like its 199(AD).
But i have huge respect for the Norse Deitys, and its a culture basd of war, like Shikism. I mean in 700 AD teh Norse started wearing Hammer necklaces around their neck to compete with the Cross necklace. A freaking HAMMER!!!! Does that not scream awesome? but that only gets them second place, sadly i'm a little biased.
Christianity: - Created the world - Destroyed it. - Started Destroying cities - Gave a guy a stick capable of parting the seas and transforming into **** - Knocked up a virgin - Said he was going to destroy the world again after having a war between a being that used to be his right hand man - Gave life to one of his sons, then had him sacrificed, then brought him back - Has openly said no weapon against him shall prosper, no one has attempted to call the bluff and that makes you badass - Put a hit out on first born males - Let the devil utterly destroy one of his followers just for ***** & giggles [spoiler] This is all a joke. I am a Christian. Please no one take it serious :P [/spoiler] clayron:o Some of those aren't even in the Christian part of the Bible :o
Christianity: - Created the world - Destroyed it. - Started Destroying cities - Gave a guy a stick capable of parting the seas and transforming into **** - Knocked up a virgin - Said he was going to destroy the world again after having a war between a being that used to be his right hand man - Gave life to one of his sons, then had him sacrificed, then brought him back - Has openly said no weapon against him shall prosper, no one has attempted to call the bluff and that makes you badass - Put a hit out on first born males - Let the devil utterly destroy one of his followers just for ***** & giggles [spoiler] This is all a joke. I am a Christian. Please no one take it serious :P [/spoiler] clayronBah, my gods have done that allready, they overthrew their parents (who were gods) Zeus has knocked up countless women (Hera was *****!) They curesed those who disrespected their holy places (Medussa) Theres still a bunch i'm still reading about them. DON"T SPOIL IT! and lol, your god has some balls doing stuff he does. I respect that.
[QUOTE="clayron"]Christianity: - Created the world - Destroyed it. - Started Destroying cities - Gave a guy a stick capable of parting the seas and transforming into **** - Knocked up a virgin - Said he was going to destroy the world again after having a war between a being that used to be his right hand man - Gave life to one of his sons, then had him sacrificed, then brought him back - Has openly said no weapon against him shall prosper, no one has attempted to call the bluff and that makes you badass - Put a hit out on first born males - Let the devil utterly destroy one of his followers just for ***** & giggles [spoiler] This is all a joke. I am a Christian. Please no one take it serious :P [/spoiler] Tiefster:o Some of those aren't even in the Christian part of the Bible :o Oh my god, you're right! How could I have been so ignorant?
That makes it more bad ass!
:o Some of those aren't even in the Christian part of the Bible :o Oh my god, you're right! How could I have been so ignorant?[QUOTE="Tiefster"][QUOTE="clayron"]Christianity: - Created the world - Destroyed it. - Started Destroying cities - Gave a guy a stick capable of parting the seas and transforming into **** - Knocked up a virgin - Said he was going to destroy the world again after having a war between a being that used to be his right hand man - Gave life to one of his sons, then had him sacrificed, then brought him back - Has openly said no weapon against him shall prosper, no one has attempted to call the bluff and that makes you badass - Put a hit out on first born males - Let the devil utterly destroy one of his followers just for ***** & giggles [spoiler] This is all a joke. I am a Christian. Please no one take it serious :P [/spoiler] clayron
That makes it more bad ass!
You over exagerated! CHEATER!!!!! I'm mad at you now. :PNorse or the egyptians gods....tocool340Speaking of which, theres a bunch of reconstruction groups poping up for Celtic, Norse (or just germanic if you will) Hellenist (greek) and Kemetic (Egyptian), and last but not least Roman (if i wern't an hellenist i'd be Roman). Heres the FAQ for the Kemetic http://www.ecauldron.net/reconegyptfaq.php
Hinduism by far.
Hanuman created an entire bridge by shifting an entire mountain with his hands! Note that he wasn't necessarily divine, just particularly loyal to Krishna.
Also, Kali. Nuff said.
I have to go with the Vikings
Freya, the Norse goddess of Sex, war ,and death
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Wow... whichever artist drew that has great vision :o It's an amazing picture
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