Which animal would win in a fight?

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#1 pengo93
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In an all out battle, which of these animals do you think would come out on top, and how would the battle play out?

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#2 Immortalica
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Probably the gorilla. None of the others can top a gatling gun, or intelligence.
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In an all out battle, which of these animals do you think would come out on top, and how would the battle play out?

pengo93
Rhino toughest skin and it has a laster which would be 100% likely to kill any of those other animals in one hit.
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Rickson by armbar
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#5 DaJuicyMan
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Gorilla wins, chicken dies first...

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#6 Mr_Anderson1817
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ok what's the chicken gonna do? if it plants live grenades it'll just blow itself up. But if it plants.. dead? grenades it can't pull the pin and throw them. or can it?

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The gorilla will mow the rest down with ease unless he gets lasered.
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Dude! That chicken could take on the world.:P

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Gatling gun or laser one.

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The python can dodge gatling gun fire through a combination of burrowing, slithering, and just plain being sneaky. Then once it gets into range it'll melt the gatling gun with his acid and after that the python pretty much gots the battle in the bag.
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The rhino's laser would blow a hole through the Grizzly when it fails in its attempt get the rhino in a death hug. Sadly the rhino's poor eyesight coupled with his shaky intelligence would leave him wide open to be picked off from a distance by the very intelligent gorilla. So intent on the all the drama however, the gorilla would not notice the python until too late and would live out the remainder of its short life in extreme pain as it suffocates from a melted face.

The dim-witted python, hungry and upset from all the activity, would easily hunt down and swallow the hapless chicken. But within minutes the python would explode little realizing the true nature of the chicken. All dead.

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The rhino's laser would blow a hole through the Grizzly when it fails in its attempt get the rhino in a death hug. Sadly the rhino's poor eyesight coupled with his shaky intelligence would leave him wide open to be picked off from a distance by the very intelligent gorilla. So intent on the all the drama however, the gorilla would not notice the python until too late and would live out the remainder of its short life in extreme pain as it suffocates from a melted face.

The dim-witted python, hungry and upset from all the activity, would easily hunt down and swallow the hapless chicken. But within minutes the python would explode little realizing the true nature of the chicken. All dead.

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This guy is correct.
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The rhino's laser would blow a hole through the Grizzly when it fails in its attempt get the rhino in a death hug. Sadly the rhino's poor eyesight coupled with his shaky intelligence would leave him wide open to be picked off from a distance by the very intelligent gorilla. So intent on the all the drama however, the gorilla would not notice the python until too late and would live out the remainder of its short life in extreme pain as it suffocates from a melted face.

The dim-witted python, hungry and upset from all the activity, would easily hunt down and swallow the hapless chicken. But within minutes the python would explode little realizing the true nature of the chicken. All dead.

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Bravo. :P
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The rhino's laser would blow a hole through the Grizzly when it fails in its attempt get the rhino in a death hug. Sadly the rhino's poor eyesight coupled with his shaky intelligence would leave him wide open to be picked off from a distance by the very intelligent gorilla. So intent on the all the drama however, the gorilla would not notice the python until too late and would live out the remainder of its short life in extreme pain as it suffocates from a melted face.

The dim-witted python, hungry and upset from all the activity, would easily hunt down and swallow the hapless chicken. But within minutes the python would explode little realizing the true nature of the chicken. All dead.

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*clap clap clap*

Brilliant.

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The rhino's laser would blow a hole through the Grizzly when it fails in its attempt get the rhino in a death hug. Sadly the rhino's poor eyesight coupled with his shaky intelligence would leave him wide open to be picked off from a distance by the very intelligent gorilla. So intent on the all the drama however, the gorilla would not notice the python until too late and would live out the remainder of its short life in extreme pain as it suffocates from a melted face.

The dim-witted python, hungry and upset from all the activity, would easily hunt down and swallow the hapless chicken. But within minutes the python would explode little realizing the true nature of the chicken. All dead.

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Case Closed.

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The gorilla.
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gotta go with the gorilla
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The rhino's laser would blow a hole through the Grizzly when it fails in its attempt get the rhino in a death hug. Sadly the rhino's poor eyesight coupled with his shaky intelligence would leave him wide open to be picked off from a distance by the very intelligent gorilla. So intent on the all the drama however, the gorilla would not notice the python until too late and would live out the remainder of its short life in extreme pain as it suffocates from a melted face.

The dim-witted python, hungry and upset from all the activity, would easily hunt down and swallow the hapless chicken. But within minutes the python would explode little realizing the true nature of the chicken. All dead.

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I stand corrected.
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#21 BreakTheseLinks
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I think the obvious winner would be that stanky, nasty, funky, chicken cha-pimp.
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Chicken of course.
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Chuck Norris would round house kick them all in the face before any of them knew what happened.

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Chuck Norris would round house kick them all in the face before any of them knew what happened.

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The rhino's laser would blow a hole through the Grizzly when it fails in its attempt get the rhino in a death hug. Sadly the rhino's poor eyesight coupled with his shaky intelligence would leave him wide open to be picked off from a distance by the very intelligent gorilla. So intent on the all the drama however, the gorilla would not notice the python until too late and would live out the remainder of its short life in extreme pain as it suffocates from a melted face.

The dim-witted python, hungry and upset from all the activity, would easily hunt down and swallow the hapless chicken. But within minutes the python would explode little realizing the true nature of the chicken. All dead.

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Saved me the trouble of typing that little scenario out. Kind of like food chain.... Bravo..:P
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Probably the gorilla. None of the others can top a gatling gun, or intelligence.Immortalica
This. He took the words right out my mouth.
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#27 IceBlazerX
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teh chicken.