1. my daughter grabbed a piece of candy and i didn't notice until were already on our way and I was already chewing it after i wrestled it out of her infant hand. 2. my newborn daughter grabbed this $900 gold ring on accident and had the ability to wrap it in black plastic, open up her towelette box and shove it in the middle of the towelettes along with a diamond necklace from the store previous. 3. my 9 month old daughter somehow got to your stash of money that only you and I know about and somehow calculated and grabbed the exact amount of money that you owe me plus some interest
.. I don't know whether you should congratulate your newborn daughter for her newfound abilities, or find some professional help to stop her while she's young :P
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