Which wild animal could you defeat?

Personally, I could take a cheetah. They have poor peripheral vision, so I'd sneak up on them from the sides. I'd jump on top and put them in a headlock, so as to neutralize those powerful jaws.

They also couldn't reach me with their dangerous claws while I'm up there. As for the kill, cheetahs have hollow bones, so my finishing move would be to snap the neck. It would be a quick, painless kill.

Personally, I could take a cheetah. They have poor peripheral vision, so I'd sneak up on them from the sides. I'd jump on top and put them in a headlock, so as to neutralize those powerful jaws.

They also couldn't reach me with their dangerous claws while I'm up there. As for the kill, cheetahs have hollow bones, so my finishing move would be to snap the neck. It would be a quick, painless kill.

MaxPred2010

Yeah good luck with that....

You have the choice of any wild animal and you choose a cheetah?

I call a rabbit.mattbbpl

You have the choice of any wild animal and you choose a cheetah?

I call a rabbit.mattbbpl

[QUOTE="mattbbpl"]You have the choice of any wild animal and you choose a cheetah?

I call a rabbit.MaxPred2010

I think I may be able to take a chipmunk, would be a pretty good fight though.

All of them. harashawn

Hey! Haven't seen you in a while...*stalk*

I'm going with either Manbearpig ... orrrrr

a wild boar.

I could probably defeat a ton of different animals. Am i willing to try?no. I would like to fight chikcen if i must.

I could never kill a big cat because they are really cute and fluffy tbh, I might be able to like kick one of those wild dogs in the face, do a COD4 style neck snap.

but I would probably cuddle a lion, even if it resulted in my demise

You have the choice of any wild animal and you choose a cheetah?

I call a rabbit.mattbbpl

I think I may be able to take a chipmunk, would be a pretty good fight though.

Bloodaxe726

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I think I may be able to take a chipmunk, would be a pretty good fight though.

KidCudi37

Squirrels are bigger and meaner than chipmunks.

[QUOTE="mattbbpl"]You have the choice of any wild animal and you choose a cheetah?

I call a rabbit.GHlegend77

:lol:

[QUOTE="KidCudi37"][QUOTE="Bloodaxe726"]

I think I may be able to take a chipmunk, would be a pretty good fight though.

Bloodaxe726

Squirrels are bigger and meaner than chipmunks.

Anything that can't rip me to shreds.

The first thing that popped into my head was "alpaca", so I googled it because I couldn't remember what they looked like. I could not defeat one of those, they look scary. Pretty sure I could defeat the north american house hippo though.XilePrincess

[QUOTE="awesomeray"][QUOTE="GHlegend77"] Damn, bro. I picked a meerkat. Even if I can't kill him, I'd keep him and call him Larry. Actually, I might do that anyway.GHlegend77

[QUOTE="XilePrincess"]The first thing that popped into my head was "alpaca", so I googled it because I couldn't remember what they looked like. I could not defeat one of those, they look scary. Pretty sure I could defeat the north american house hippo though.warownslife

The regular hippo maybe, but not the north american house hippo.

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[QUOTE="XilePrincess"]The first thing that popped into my head was "alpaca", so I googled it because I couldn't remember what they looked like. I could not defeat one of those, they look scary. Pretty sure I could defeat the north american house hippo though.XilePrincess

The regular hippo maybe, but not the north american house hippo.

A sloth.

[QUOTE="Overlord93"][QUOTE="GHlegend77"] Timone is too obvious. Now Larry or Kevin... that hits the spot.GHlegend77

he would look somewhat like this

A guinea pig from the wild.

Personally, I could take a cheetah. They have poor peripheral vision, so I'd sneak up on them from the sides. I'd jump on top and put them in a headlock, so as to neutralize those powerful jaws.

They also couldn't reach me with their dangerous claws while I'm up there. As for the kill, cheetahs have hollow bones, so my finishing move would be to snap the neck. It would be a quick, painless kill.

MaxPred2010

[QUOTE="GHlegend77"][QUOTE="Overlord93"] I would go for Carl tbhOverlord93

he would look somewhat like this

[QUOTE="mattbbpl"]You have the choice of any wild animal and you choose a cheetah?

I call a rabbit.MaxPred2010

A slightly peeved coyote.

A slightly peeved coyote.

Tigarian

[QUOTE="Overlord93"]

[QUOTE="GHlegend77"] No. I don't want my meerkat fat. Have you ever seen a skinny carl?GHlegend77

he would look somewhat like this

Yeah, and you're more likely to be able to catch one of the timid, fat ones. so chances are it will be called Carl. you'll have a hard time catching one of the larger, more athletic meerkats for example

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[QUOTE="Overlord93"] But wouldn't a fat meerkat be cute. With little stubby arms, and podgy little legs

he would look somewhat like this

Overlord93

Yeah, and you're more likely to be able to catch one of the timid, fat ones. so chances are it will be called Carl. you'll have a hard time catching one of the larger, more athletic meerkats for example

One-on-one, face to face, unarmed?

I think an average-sized coyote would be about my speed.

Great white shark.

[QUOTE="Overlord93"][QUOTE="GHlegend77"] Ok, well, you've got me there.GHlegend77

Yeah, and you're more likely to be able to catch one of the timid, fat ones. so chances are it will be called Carl. you'll have a hard time catching one of the larger, more athletic meerkats for example

yes, yes I am

[QUOTE="MaxPred2010"]

Personally, I could take a cheetah. They have poor peripheral vision, so I'd sneak up on them from the sides. I'd jump on top and put them in a headlock, so as to neutralize those powerful jaws.

They also couldn't reach me with their dangerous claws while I'm up there. As for the kill, cheetahs have hollow bones, so my finishing move would be to snap the neck. It would be a quick, painless kill.

NiteLights

everything except a bear. I could not kill my brother.