Which would you rather have...a giraffe or a nice cool Pepsi?

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#1 letswastemoney
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Personally, I can't live without soda. I would take the Pepsi. A giraffe has its advantages, but it just wouldn't be worth it in the end. I would make a poll if I could.
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#2 Zerocrossings
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A giraffe i guess.
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#3 Scarletred
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get the girrafe, sell it, buy pepsi.
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#4 -DirtySanchez-
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what the hell im i gonna do with a giraffe? i take the pepsi by defualt
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#5 letswastemoney
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what the hell im i gonna do with a giraffe? i take the pepsi by defualt-DirtySanchez-
ride it
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#6 TheManWithAPS2
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[QUOTE="-DirtySanchez-"]what the hell im i gonna do with a giraffe? i take the pepsi by defualtletswastemoney
ride it

How the hell would you climb up on it's back? Have you seen how tall they are?

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#7 -DirtySanchez-
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[QUOTE="-DirtySanchez-"]what the hell im i gonna do with a giraffe? i take the pepsi by defualtletswastemoney
ride it

yea, i think i rather drive :lol:
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#8 DriftMax
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[QUOTE="letswastemoney"][QUOTE="-DirtySanchez-"]what the hell im i gonna do with a giraffe? i take the pepsi by defualtTheManWithAPS2

ride it

How the hell would you climb up on it's back? Have you seen how tall they are?

He meant ride as in ride it, you catch my drift?

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#9 DisturbedChild7
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I would use my giraffe to rob stores, so a giraffe.
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#10 TheManWithAPS2
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[QUOTE="TheManWithAPS2"]

[QUOTE="letswastemoney"][QUOTE="-DirtySanchez-"]what the hell im i gonna do with a giraffe? i take the pepsi by defualtDriftMax

ride it

How the hell would you climb up on it's back? Have you seen how tall they are?

He meant ride as in ride it, you catch my drift?

I do, but...:cry:

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#11 Zerocrossings
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what the hell im i gonna do with a giraffe? i take the pepsi by defualt-DirtySanchez-

For kicks you know..I mean..How many in the world can say that they own a giraffe?

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#12 letswastemoney
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[QUOTE="-DirtySanchez-"]what the hell im i gonna do with a giraffe? i take the pepsi by defualtZerocrossings

For kicks you know..I mean..How many in the world can say that they own a giraffe?

It would be like owning a Mustang. Girls will love it.

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#13 -DirtySanchez-
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[QUOTE="-DirtySanchez-"]what the hell im i gonna do with a giraffe? i take the pepsi by defualtZerocrossings

For kicks you know..I mean..How many in the world can say that they own a giraffe?

well how many zoo's are there?
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#14 DisturbedChild7
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[QUOTE="Zerocrossings"]

[QUOTE="-DirtySanchez-"]what the hell im i gonna do with a giraffe? i take the pepsi by defualt-DirtySanchez-

For kicks you know..I mean..How many in the world can say that they own a giraffe?

well how many zoo's are there?

But those are tame giraffes that mate, you want crazy giraffes that are horny.

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#15 Lord_Daemon
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Excellent question! I would take the Pepsi as well as the import taxes alone would be murder for a giraffe; that's not even taking into account all the troubles of housing the bloody beast. Still...having a creature that I can ride to work and that has the ability to break every bone in a lion's body with one swift kick does sound tempting.
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#16 DriftMax
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Excellent question! I would take the Pepsi as well as the import taxes alone would be murder for a giraffe; that's not even taking into account all the troubles of housing the bloody beast. Still...having a creature that I can ride to work and that has the ability to break every bone in a lion's body with one swift kick does sound tempting.Lord_Daemon

I heard they are good in traffic to

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#17 Bill900
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Why would I want a giraffe :|
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#18 cjek
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giraffes are overrated
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#19 letswastemoney
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Why would I want a giraffe :|Bill900
why do people want dogs, cats, and fishes?
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#20 -Rail_Man-
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A giraffe i guess.Zerocrossings

same, it just to awesome.

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#21 cjek
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[QUOTE="Bill900"]Why would I want a giraffe :|letswastemoney
why do people want dogs, cats, and fishes?

To make burgers. It takes too much effort to turn a giraffe into burgers.

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#22 Bill900
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[QUOTE="Bill900"]Why would I want a giraffe :|letswastemoney
why do people want dogs, cats, and fishes?

All the animals you just listed are small compared to a giraffe. And where the hell would I keep the thing? Let alone keep it from freezing to death in winter because I live in Alaska

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#23 cjek
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[QUOTE="letswastemoney"][QUOTE="Bill900"]Why would I want a giraffe :|Bill900

why do people want dogs, cats, and fishes?

All the animals you just listed are small compared to a giraffe. And where the hell would I keep the thing? Let alone keep it from freezing to death in winter because I live in Alaska

They make Ice Giraffes these days. They're like polar bears, only they look like giraffes.

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#24 Lord_Daemon
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Why would I want a giraffe :|Bill900

In the summer they provide shade, and in the winter they provide cover from the elements.

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#25 Zerocrossings
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[QUOTE="letswastemoney"][QUOTE="Bill900"]Why would I want a giraffe :|cjek

why do people want dogs, cats, and fishes?

To make burgers. It takes too much effort to turn a giraffe into burgers.

Ya, but think of how much more burgers you can make! :o

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#26 EmilioDigsIt
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I'd choose the giraffe, sell it, and buy Coke.
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#27 Bill900
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I'd choose the giraffe, sell it, and buy Coke.EmilioDigsIt

Pepsi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Coke >_>

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#28 cjek
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[QUOTE="cjek"]

[QUOTE="letswastemoney"][QUOTE="Bill900"]Why would I want a giraffe :|Zerocrossings

why do people want dogs, cats, and fishes?

To make burgers. It takes too much effort to turn a giraffe into burgers.

Ya, but think of how much more burgers you can make! :o

Or just some really big ones:

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[QUOTE="Zerocrossings"][QUOTE="cjek"]

[QUOTE="letswastemoney"][QUOTE="Bill900"]Why would I want a giraffe :|cjek

why do people want dogs, cats, and fishes?

To make burgers. It takes too much effort to turn a giraffe into burgers.

Ya, but think of how much more burgers you can make! :o

Or just some really big ones:

That would be awesome too. :lol:

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#30 _Charlie_
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cjek

Or just some really big ones:

that burger looks sick

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#31 Bourbons3
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A giraffe
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#32 sca321
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It depends on how valuable and/or delicious giraffes are.
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#33 EmilioDigsIt
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[QUOTE="EmilioDigsIt"]I'd choose the giraffe, sell it, and buy Coke.Bill900

Pepsi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Coke >_>

http://lexownshubbard.ytmnd.com/

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#34 Devvy01
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Oh definately a giraffe
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#35 Travo_basic
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A pepsi. It's less messy.
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#36 The_Tombo
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I'd get the giraffe..

I just hope it comes with full armour and saddle so I can be all knightly on my giraffe.

And while all you fools are drinking youre pepsi me and the other wise giraffe choosing knights will ride by and lance you in the face!

See a giraffe is awesome.

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#37 just_for_kicks
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giraffe, how awesome would that be? id ride my giraffe to the store and buy pepsi. then id have both :P
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#38 trav_have
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A giraffe..I can just buy a frickin' Pepsi. Giraffe's are hard to come by!!
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#39 Whicker89
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Pepsi, with a giraffe id get kicked out of my apartment, animal services would be all over me, and fines would soon turn it sour
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#40 THE_DRUGGIE
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Neither.

1. I'd end up killing the giraffe somehow.

2. I don't drink soda.

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#41 GameFreak315
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A Pepsi. What would I do with a...oh, sell it and buy Pepsi. :P
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#42 dante_123456
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a giraffe...i'd put a saddle on it, then ride it to the store, and buy some pepsi
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#43 vivelaps3
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The giraffe
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#44 LOLhahaDEAD
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I hate Pepsi. Give me the giraffe.
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#45 SaintBlaze
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I'd take the Pepsi because I don't knwo what I would do with a giraffe.
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#46 holdenlowe
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I'd take the giraffe. I don't drink soda but once every couple months, so it's not like I'd be losing out on anything.
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#47 markop2003
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the giraffe
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#48 kaim_i
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get the girrafe, sell it, buy pepsi.Scarletred

agree:)

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#49 Creeping_Wolf
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I'll take the Pepsi.....I have too many animal mouths to feed as it is, I'd hate to have to feed the giraffe.
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#50 darkmaster578
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Well, I hate Pepsi, so I would take the giraffe and then sell it. ;)