Who can come up with the most random sentence?

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#1 blackslim3000
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Berry Cherry Tape players took your couch to the dentist, where massive party floaters sang merry lullabies.

 

This is my most random sentence. Im sure someone can come up with something better than that though...

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"i though starbucks was a football team"-someone i know actually said that
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Kodak Bicycles killed Chocolate kittens because guitarism made up a word filled with vertically divided mermaids
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#4 6icks_tea_4hoar
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cherry pie, cherry pie, whither art thou now; hither or thither, my dearest cherry pie, cherrie pie?
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#5 Wilfred_Owen
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I'll smite you with my corndog of courage.
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Stevie wonder's fruit salad glided down the pyramids of nova scotia on a chocalate fudge brownie
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When the martian pope exclaimed from his ears, from his lair in Timbuktu, every one did the Lean Wit it Rock Wit it.
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"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
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#9 Vax45
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Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you.
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#10 blackslim3000
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I'll smite you with my corndog of courage.Wilfred_Owen

:lol:

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Three camels with four humps ate my pencils, while hords of chickens were attacking random cities.
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I was riding on a bradly during a training mission one day and our SAW gunner just says, out of nowhere, as in nobody was talking during the whole trip until then............."i wuz pimpin in da eleventh grade."
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"You're more likely to be killed by a zip code than a champagne cork."
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#14 Dasc00
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No, you're an aborted fetus.
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#16 GreaseMonkey
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As he was entering the porta potty, he turned to me and said, "any dee em"
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#17 Powerhitter0418
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Hmmmm chicken nuggets.:)
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#18 MTBare
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Those spam emails win. Not only do they think of the most random sentences, they're as long as novels.
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"2 birds on a power line one 6 ft above water others 6 ft below."
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#20 Warfighter3000
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I was supposed to rescue these trader but uhhh, I just came out of guard school last week and I got a C in hostage recovery.
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nobodyblarginmytimespaceacorngleegleeg-lposeveryonestimetoCDCDyouwinpietubularass!:twisted:
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the a couch ran wester than our largish familiar sloop
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#23 EvanSkanes
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Speaker festival owns the top paper orange Arkansas candle wax itch foreign policy.
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#24 Greatgone12
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Our prostitutes had a fight, and I think one of them bit the other's ear off. Needless to say, they are both virgins.
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#25 mi6ops
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If not for my pony I would never have spent that year at college !
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#26 ff7cloudking
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The corndog ate the squirrel that farted on joe momma the other day and i swear i didnt do it
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#27 Fortier
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"Hello. How are you?"

 

Hell, I tried...

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#28 KiIIyou
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I'm really really hungry, really.
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#29 Greatgone12
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I'm not denying that I didn't have sex with that camel, I am merely explaining how it would be done.
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#30 Darthmatt
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You've spent too much time with adlib books havent you?

 

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#31 lone_wolf911
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hey hi hum sup lao

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#32 blackslim3000
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You've spent too much time with adlib books havent you?

 

Darthmatt
nope... but u just gave me an idea...
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#33 fidosim
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President James Polk watched salad fingers while running on his treadmill eating toaster strudles with Rachael Ray.
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#34 The_Game21x
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I have found that pancakes control the world, with their sticky fortresses of muffins, the bagels are going to kill us all.

But only if we don't brush our sidewalks. That is the only way to grind the cheese. 

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Eat my jello
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#36 funnymario
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In the name of cranberries, I'll take my cellular wand and swing at that fuselage to check for freshness.
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#37 gtx-1
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Well...I like tacos.
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#38 blackslim3000
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I made a really good sentence but im afraid that ill get banned if i post it...

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#39 turboking005
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I like apples :|
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#40 Greatgone12
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I made a really good sentence but im afraid that ill get banned if i post it...

blackslim3000
PM it to me, I'll tell you if it's ban-worthy.
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#41 Adam-G
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Kids can you say spamfest? lol.
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#42 Dopemonk736
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A floating blueberry muffin exclaimed, "hum dee da doo hoo" to the purple hexagon while a vertical dinosaur shot frosted cakes out of his left nostril while balancing on a giant screwdriver during August 27th, 1862 as David Bowie screamed, "would you like a 678 on a toodledoo jammer skippy squirrel???"
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#43 someotherguy654
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My cat pooped in the sink.
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#44 Theempire30
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Hello I'm George W Bush.
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#45 reelbigfish
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Jack Black was the man on the grassy knoll....
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