Who do you think is happier? Raccoons or Squirrels?

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#1 Darth_Tyrev
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Well, off the bat I'd say raccoons are happier.

On the other hand though, squirrels look pretty happy chewing on their little walnuts.

So which animal do you think is happier overall?

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#2 camreeno360
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Did that raccoon go to the dentist? Because it's teeth are way too perfect and clean.
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#3 tbone29
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My dog terrifies all the squirrels in my back yard, so I'll go with raccoons.
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#4 camreeno360
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Anyway, back to the discussion. I'm pretty sure raccoons are happier because squerrels are just too dumb to even know of their own existence. They think it's the right time to cross a street when a car is coming for crap's sake. Raccoons on the other hand seem to have a good time exploring garbage dumps and sewers, plus they live longer.
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I think the raccoon is. It's smiling.
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Squirrels, for sure. They are much more mobile and can climb power wires. Plus, they are cuter and hand fed by more people.
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#7 DarkKar
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squirrels. with a tail that fluffy how can you not be the happiest thing on the planet. I'm also sure the money checks coming in from the vault commercials can't be bad either.
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Squirrels, for sure. They are much more mobile and can climb power wires. Plus, they are cuter and hand fed by more people.CodingGenius

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Chipmunks because it's a combination of both.
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#11 thusaha
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Squirrels, I guess.
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#12 Yuppitt
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Raccoons. There are less of them on the roads.
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#13 Travo_basic
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Squirrels are considered cute, so I bet racoons are jealous.
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#14 camreeno360
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Who are happier on average? Whites or Asians?
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#15 fastesttruck
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Raccoons for the win! they are the happy ones
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Squirrels, for sure. They are much more mobile and can climb power wires. Plus, they are cuter and hand fed by more people.CodingGenius
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#17 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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I'd go with squirrels since they don't have to dig through trash cans.
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#18 freshgman
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Squirrels. They look happy most of the time. And some of them can glide!
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#19 marcus4hire
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Squirrels, because they taste better. Not that I have ever had raccoon and not that taste has any bearing on the aforementioned animals' emotional state. Nonetheless, I go with squirrels.
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#20 Putzwapputzen
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hmmmmm, raccons are happier, they dont hate their lives so much as to run out in the middle of the street and kill themselves....stupid squirrels. man i hate squirrels.
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