who else failed at their first kiss?

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#1 jaxeryo
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I did! it was on our first date and i didn't really know what to do so yeah it failed! anyone else? :P

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#2 T_P_O
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How can you fail a kiss? What.

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#3 gun-runner
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Atleast you made it as far as being on the first date.
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#4 Link334
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I think i did. Apparentl the chick i was with at the time didn't think so she still loves me but i broke up with her. I'm a sexy beast.

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#5 Nifty_Shark
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What do you mean? You missed or something?

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#6 cmdkyl
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How can you fail a kiss? What.

T_P_O
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#7 domatron23
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Yeah I sort of did, she caught me by surprise with it so I wasn't ready and kind of bungled it up.
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#8 T_P_O
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What do you mean? You missed or something?

Nifty_Shark
The girl suddenly stopped and brandished a stamp with the letter "F" on it?
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What do you mean? You missed or something?

Nifty_Shark
It went into bullet time and he headbutted her.
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#10 Pirate700
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What do you mean? You missed or something?

Nifty_Shark

This is what I'm wondering. How could you not know how to kiss? It's just touching lips (or your lips to anything for that matter) and making a light sucking action. :|

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#11 Lto_thaG
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Yea..My teddy didn't mind though..

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#12 xxxAdvocatexxx
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Well for my first kiss I used tongue and dry humped. :twisted: I think i scared a few people away.

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#13 AAllxxjjnn
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It came out of nowhere so yeh...was not expecting it.
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#14 xxxAdvocatexxx
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[QUOTE="Nifty_Shark"]

What do you mean? You missed or something?

Pirate700

This is what I'm wondering. How could you not know how to kiss? It's just touching lips (or your lips to anything for that matter) and making a light sucking action. :|

Well some people over do it... They kissed with tongue or their lips were too wet. Some people even grope the other kisser.

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#15 deactivated-5f4694ac412a8
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It was September 19, 2008, the day before my 16 and a half birthday. My girlfriend (that I didn't like at all) told me she had another surprise for me, but I had to close my eyes for this one. I did, and she just raped me! She put her lips on mine, and begin to do it right in front of everyone. Then a guy ran towards us to tell us to stop, so I ran away from her. I came back, though, and he said, "I don't know how you guys do at X school, but at our school, this kind of whorish behavior is not prohibited," or something stupid like that. I did awful at all. I kept falling in to her, and it was really awkward. I didn't get any pleasure out of it, and grew tired of it when we did it all the time after that. She was a Freshman, and I was a Sophomore, but she still performed much better.
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#16 T_P_O
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My girlfriend (that I didn't like at all).DeathScape666
As the leper said to his mistress, where's the point?
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[QUOTE="DeathScape666"]My girlfriend (that I didn't like at all).T_P_O
As the leper said to his mistress, where's the point?

To experience action with the only girl that was willing to give it to me. The unfortunate part is that I had to overcome talking to her and listening to her stupid stories in order to get to that point. Then all we did was make-out, and it wasn't worth it.
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#18 Serraph105
Member since 2007 • 36092 Posts

um no I have never heard of anyone failing their first kiss actually

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#19 massiv-damage
Member since 2007 • 1204 Posts

When the time comes, I'll try not to

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#20 R3Miix
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Considering that your like the only one who has said, no one else has

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#21 Masterdj1992
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Bumped noses, but then we got it :)
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#22 KcurtorMas
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It was September 19, 2008, the day before my 16 and a half birthday. My girlfriend (that I didn't like at all) told me she had another surprise for me, but I had to close my eyes for this one. I did, and she just raped me! She put her lips on mine, and begin to do it right in front of everyone. Then a guy ran towards us to tell us to stop, so I ran away from her. I came back, though, and he said, "I don't know how you guys do at X school, but at our school, this kind of whorish behavior is not prohibited," or something stupid like that. I did awful at all. I kept falling in to her, and it was really awkward. I didn't get any pleasure out of it, and grew tired of it when we did it all the time after that. She was a Freshman, and I was a Sophomore, but she still performed much better.DeathScape666

Haha...16 1/2 birthday?? Who does that?? And then you ran away? "Not prohibited"? That means its allowed. I cant believe you got that far in the first place.....

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#23 TheOddQuantum
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Pouncing kisses generally fail, and when a girl jumped on me and kissed me was no exception.

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#24 twilightpanda
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I still have'nt had my first kiss. :( will someone deflower my lips for me. p.s: i'm a girl ;)

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#25 samuraiguns
Member since 2005 • 11588 Posts

My lips are too big for any girl, so I failed. :(

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#26 hippiegamergirl
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My first kiss was with my first boyfriend. We were 15 and dated for almost two years.

He ended up being gay and was cheating on me with a guy the entire time. I was just an alibi to keep him in the closet.

FAIL!

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#27 snakes_codec
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nope i nailed my first kiss it was so good the girl i kissed a few years later said she had an orgasm right on the spot:P.

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#28 tofu-lion91
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Nope, my first kiss was pretty damn awesome and since it was with another square, we were both as rubbish as each other so it didn't matter :lol:
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#29 grenadexjumpr
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Well, the other day at dinner with friend my girlfriend tried to lean in to kiss me and I burped in her face. That's about as romantic as I get. I also told her to cherish that moment.

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#30 Ninja-Hippo
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The only problem you can run into i guess is if one goes for the normal kiss and one goes for the frenchie. That happened to me once.
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#31 KcurtorMas
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My first kiss was with my first boyfriend. We were 15 and dated for almost two years.

He ended up being gay and was cheating on me with a guy the entire time. I was just an alibi to keep him in the closet.

FAIL!

hippiegamergirl

Haha...holy crap, that sucks. Alteast you didnt turn him gay he was already like that.

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#32 twilightpanda
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Well, the other day at dinner with friend my girlfriend tried to lean in to kiss me and I burped in her face. That's about as romantic as I get. I also told her to cherish that moment.

grenadexjumpr

Dude u are aweome guys should follow u're example everywhere i wish a guy could burp in my face.:oops:

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#33 Mr_Leonis
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I didn't fail. She did. She didn't even want to kiss me. WHAT AM I?! POISION!!! :EVIL:
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#34 effena
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Not MY first kiss, but a guy messed up his first kiss on me. I was fifteen and at a park with a good friend of mine. I was leaning against a tree, and he went in for a kiss. I wasn't expecting it, so I tilted my head back and bashed it against the tree. I started to laugh, and i think that got him a little pissed.

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#35 snakes_codec
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My first kiss was with my first boyfriend. We were 15 and dated for almost two years.

He ended up being gay and was cheating on me with a guy the entire time. I was just an alibi to keep him in the closet.

FAIL!

hippiegamergirl

that sucks but you must see it from his point of view yes he led you on but that probably because he was to scared to admit it or he was trying to lie to himself one of my closest friend came out about around the same age as him he had know for a long time but was to scared to say anything .

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#36 Lord_Daemon
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Surprisingly my first kiss went rather well.

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#37 tofu-lion91
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My first kiss was with my first boyfriend. We were 15 and dated for almost two years.

He ended up being gay and was cheating on me with a guy the entire time. I was just an alibi to keep him in the closet.

FAIL!

hippiegamergirl
I went out with one of my best mates on a rebound in secondary school. I always had a feeling he was gay but enjoyed his company. We went out for 2 weeks before deciding it would spoil our friendship and when he came out everyone took the piss outta me for "turning him gay >_>
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#38 snakes_codec
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Not MY first kiss, but a guy messed up his first kiss on me. I was fifteen and at a park with a good friend of mine. I was leaning against a tree, and he went in for a kiss. I wasn't expecting it, so I tilted my head back and bashed it against the tree. I started to laugh, and i think that got him a little pissed.

effena

what happened after that this is amazing you should right a book ;).

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#39 Murj
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I still have'nt had my first kiss. :( will someone deflower my lips for me. p.s: i'm a girl ;)

twilightpanda

Muahahaha!! I shall answer the call xDD

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#40 OfficialBed
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I didn't fail at my first kiss.

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#41 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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Not the first kiss, but the first make out kiss was fail. :P

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#42 scorch-62
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At least you got as far as getting a girlfriend... >.>
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#43 twilightpanda
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[QUOTE="twilightpanda"]

I still have'nt had my first kiss. :( will someone deflower my lips for me. p.s: i'm a girl ;)

Murj

Muahahaha!! I shall answer the call xDD

*kisses Murj* i hope u liked it.:oops:

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#44 michael_1234576
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we knocked teeth...
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#45 Murj
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[QUOTE="Murj"]

[QUOTE="twilightpanda"]

I still have'nt had my first kiss. :( will someone deflower my lips for me. p.s: i'm a girl ;)

twilightpanda

Muahahaha!! I shall answer the call xDD

*kisses Murj* i hope u liked it.:oops:

:D ;)

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#46 effena
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[QUOTE="effena"]

Not MY first kiss, but a guy messed up his first kiss on me. I was fifteen and at a park with a good friend of mine. I was leaning against a tree, and he went in for a kiss. I wasn't expecting it, so I tilted my head back and bashed it against the tree. I started to laugh, and i think that got him a little pissed.

snakes_codec

what happened after that this is amazing you should right a book ;).

He apologized, and I said it was OK and I wouldn't tell anybody. A few days later he asked me out and eventually did magange to kiss me properly :lol:I just think it's funny because I'm not much of a romantic person. I think it's dumb stuff like messing up a kiss or something that make a relationship memorable :P

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#47 lobodob
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Well it was by surprise and by someone i didnt know who wasnt even particularly good looking, so I would say that fail is what i did. On purpose though.
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#48 effena
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Not the first kiss, but the first make out kiss was fail. :P

Guppy507

Haha. Don't worry. There are grown men who fail at making out :P

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#49 tofu-lion91
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we knocked teeth...michael_1234576
I hate it when that happens - I feel bad incase they've hurt themselves :lol:
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#50 michael_1234576
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[QUOTE="michael_1234576"]we knocked teeth...tofu-lion91
I hate it when that happens - I feel bad incase they've hurt themselves :lol:

I was soo eager to do it I just kind of rushed into it :lol: I'm glad I didn't chip a tooth!