Who here as ACTUALLY tasted crap before?

What a lovely topic. No I haven't and don't plan to.

Yeah I've been to McDonald's numerous times.Nerd_Man

Everyone who's ever been in a bathroom before. You taste it when you smell it.DrSponge

Do you plan on doing it?

Everyone who's ever been in a bathroom before. You taste it when you smell it.DrSponge

Depends on what species we are talking about.

If you've ever eaten shrimp that hasn't been deveined, then you've eaten crap.

If you've ever eaten oysters, then you've eaten feces.

If you've ever drank an alcoholic beverage, then you drank the waste products (essentially the **** and piss) of yeast.

And if you've ever eaten cereal or bread, you've probably eaten rat feces. Grain is allowed to hav a small percentage of rat urine and feces in it, otherwise no one would be able to afford to buy a loaf of bread.

So yeah...I've eaten feces. You probably have too, you just don't know it.

What in the hell? No :|

[QUOTE="DrSponge"]Everyone who's ever been in a bathroom before. You taste it when you smell it.Nerd_Man

Simple answer yes:lol:

I plan to one day, I been around a lot of fetishists who say it isn't bad.

[QUOTE="DrSponge"]Everyone who's ever been in a bathroom before. You taste it when you smell it.Nerd_Man

Everyone who's ever been in a bathroom before. You taste it when you smell it.DrSponge

[QUOTE="DrSponge"]Everyone who's ever been in a bathroom before. You taste it when you smell it.CZ_Shadow_X58

[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"][QUOTE="DrSponge"]Everyone who's ever been in a bathroom before. You taste it when you smell it.DrSponge

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I plan to one day, I been around a lot of fetishists who say it isn't bad.

theone86

Haven't the movies taught you anything? You NEVER go ass to mouth!

It would be my own, I trust that my feces wouldn't betray me.

[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="Yandere"]

I plan to one day, I been around a lot of fetishists who say it isn't bad.

Yandere

Haven't the movies taught you anything? You NEVER go ass to mouth!

It would be my own, I trust that my feces wouldn't betray me.

Well come on, didn't you learn anything from the first one either? Trying to reach your own nether-regions with your own mouth just leads to a very traumatic experience for your mother when the paramedics tell her how you died.

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[QUOTE="theone86"]

Haven't the movies taught you anything? You NEVER go ass to mouth!

theone86

It would be my own, I trust that my feces wouldn't betray me.

Well come on, didn't you learn anything from the first one either? Trying to reach your own nether-regions with your own mouth just leads to a very traumatic experience for your mother when the paramedics tell her how you died.

A lot of them I've seen said they didn't have any medical problems after eating their scat, but I know it's very germy.

Ugh! *spits out in disgust* Don't go there..

Everyone has eaten fecal matter... its everywhere!

Bah, perfectly good Clerks reference wasted. I wonder if I'm ever going to get the chance to break that one out again in context?

eh.. no.. i already have trouble with the smell.

Wow. Thats not gross at all. Rofl

There's no way this thread was going to bring anything good.

eh.. no.. i already have trouble with the smell.

HitomiChan

Yeah I've been to McDonald's numerous times.Nerd_Man

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eh.. no.. i already have trouble with the smell.

Nerd_Man

[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]Yeah I've been to McDonald's numerous times.gigantuouse

But seriously...they've done tests and have found traces of human feces in teh food. :cry: I still eat fast food though. I just try not to think about it. :P

[QUOTE="gigantuouse"][QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]Yeah I've been to McDonald's numerous times.shoot-first

But seriously...they've done tests and have found traces of human feces in teh food. :cry: I still eat fast food though. I just try not to think about it. :P

There's some nasty stuff out there. I think some of the worst is the kind of stuff that's on aluminum cans if you don't wipe them off. Still, I don't think obsessing over it is the right thing to do. I read something once where they said that people who are uber-obsessive about their cleanliness can actually be more susceptible to disease, something about not building up a proper immune system,

I have a belly full of white dog crap right now

[QUOTE="DrSponge"]Everyone who's ever been in a bathroom before. You taste it when you smell it.Nerd_Man

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ahahaahaha im so imature