Who or What were you in a past life and why?

Assuming that past lives exist what or who do you think you were and why? Or I guess if you'd prefer we could get into a religious argument about the legitimacy of this assumption.

I think I was an. Argentine Blue-bill because I like to think I was well endowed in a former life to compensate for my current situation.

The "legitimacy" of this assumption? It's an article of faith and nothing more...

I think I was koopa.

A psychologist/doctor that mentally broke my (their) victims in some manner.

Or an octopus. It would certainly explain a specific fascination of mine.

Or an octopus. It would certainly explain a specific fascination of mine.

SeraphimGoddess

As for me, I was Jack the Ripper

Probably a warrior that did unspeakable acts.

A psychologist/doctor that mentally broke my (their) victims in some manner.

Or an octopus. It would certainly explain a specific fascination of mine.

SeraphimGoddess

Do I read all of your posts in the dirtiest way possible because of your manipulative ambiguity or because of my own dirty mind?

Do I read all of your posts in the dirtiest way possible because of your manipulative vagueness or because of my own dirty mind?

quetzalcoatI

I was a Jedi Master. Then i became a gundam meister. Now im a college dude doin economics

A joker, a smoker, and a midnight Toker.

I was a vending machine.flipin_jackass

I was Tupac Shakur.

I was Tupac Shakur.

Silverbond

[QUOTE="flipin_jackass"]I was a vending machine.2ndWonder

Marilyn Monroe's Thong. Do I need to explain?

I was Jesus in one, and Muhammad in another. Nirvana is one or two reset buttons away from me.

I was Jesus in one, and Muhammad in another. Nirvana is one or two reset buttons away from me.cybrcatter

Pushes reset button. Holy crap! He wasn't kidding. He is now the Pillsbury Dough Boy!!!!! I don't care how cute you are, I'm not touching your belly.

[QUOTE="Zyrokin"]

[QUOTE="cybrcatter"]I was Jesus in one, and Muhammad in another. Nirvana is one or two reset buttons away from me.cybrcatter

Pushes reset button. Holy crap! He wasn't kidding. He is now the Pillsbury Dough Boy!!!!! I don't care how cute you are, I'm not touching your belly.

No sir, I treat posts like woman, I see it and I jump on it quicker than a hooker on a parking limo. But I editted my last post for ya!

I was either Elvis Presley or a houseplant ...

I think, assuming this is real- I was a soldier. And I died a horrible death. =D

I was jean claude van dam Cuz I can fight pretty well even though I've never had any fight classesDarthkaiser

I'm brand new.

A beautiful butterfly, gently floating along the breeze.

I was Jack the Ripper

HellsAngel2c

You mean you were a syphallitic Prince Albert?

according to some of my friends and famliy, i'm basically the reincarnation of adolf Hitler:?

I was a god. th3warr1or

could it by any chance be the god of lightning Thor?:shock::P

Leonardo da Vinci

A very wealthy prostitute.Solid_Snake325

I was probably Mussolini or Stalin because I'm a sadistic and apathetic arse.

A demon hunter, and i had 500 wives

I was a haddock called Philip.