Who wants to buy a fake baby?

There is a headline on comcast.net this morning about an internet company that sells new ultra-lifelike newborn baby dolls. They look like real babies, and they even have realistic features, like breathing. In the video headline, they talk about how it is designed for single moms and people who can't have a baby of their own. But I'd like to get one just to play tricks on people.

Just think of all the fun things you could do with a fake baby, all at no risk of child endangerment or the legal issues that go along with it. Can you imagine the excitement you would stir up if you dropped your fake baby onto the tracks of a subway? Or how about leaving it in it's carrier on top of your car as you drive away from a shopping mall? This new fake baby doll could provide countless hours of fun to one and all. I'm sure I'm not the only one who will think of these ideas, either. I can't wait to see what kind of results this new doll gets.

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I hope you were just joking about your post....

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I hope you were just joking about your post....

Fire_Ants

You may have misunderstood my intentions here. I do not support the mistreatment or suffering of real babies. I love babies in real life. I just think it would be fun to play tricks on people using dolls that look so real.

I don't even want a REAL baby. :P Why would I want a fake one ?Gamer4Iife

Agreed. Though throwing one around without any repercussions sounds fun :)

You would have to be pretty stupid to fall for one of the tricks you said, considering the baby woudn't move.Wozmcfc

Since when do newborn babies move?

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I hope you were just joking about your post....

Fire_Ants

I think it would be quite funny. Just watch the peoples reactions as you carelessly crush your fake baby in various "accidents"

That would be fun...I'd make sure the neighbors were spying on me, then say "football practice!" Have the baby hold a football still, then kick the baby into the fence. "TOUCHDOWN!"

That will teach those damn neighbors...