Who would win in a fight?!

1. Bruce Lee - Watch 'Way of the Dragon'.

2. Duke Nukem - He just would

3. Solid Snake

4. Gordan Freeman - Far more cooler than MC

5. Who?

6. Jimmy Page

7. Michael Jackson

8. Man with AK

9. Yoda - Do I need to say more?

10. Cyclops

11. Batman

12. Clooney

13. Jess Biel

14. Godzilla.

1. me

2. me

3. me

4. me

5. me

6. me

7. me

8. me

9. me

10. me

11. me

12. me

13. me

14. me

15. me

1. Chuck Norris: Because of the major craze...

2. Kratos: Mythology FTW.

3. Solid Snake: The original.

4. Master Chief: Crowbar versus pistol? Come on...

5. Fedor Emelianenko Vs. Mirko Crocop : No clue who they are.

6. Jimmy Page Vs. Allen Collins: No clue who they are.

7. John Travolta: He at least knows his skin color.

8. Man with AK47: Kalashnikovs always work.

9. Gandalf: Cuz he's a wizard...

10. Cyclops: He opens his visor and fries Daredevil. You can't really sense light coming...

11. Superman: He's a freakin' alien. Batman is cooler though.

12. Brad Pitt: Fight Club. Nuff said.

13. Jessica Alba: She was in Dark Angel. And she kicked ass.

14. Godzilla: Technically depends which Godzilla, but his flame breath would just cook King Kong.

lemonmanblugdo1

1. Chuck Norris
2. Duke Nukem
3. Solid Snake easily
4. Master Chief
5. Fedor Emelianenko
6. Jimmy Page
7. Michael Jackson
8. Man with AK47
9. Gandalf
10. Cyclops
11. Superman
12. George Clooney
13. Don't care, as long as there's mud and bikinis
14. Godzilla

Im going to create multible "who would win a fight" and shall continue in a tournament fashion. All you need to do is pick your choice and why!

1. Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee...Norris admits it himself.

2. Duke Nukem Vs. Kratos

Kratos...he has killed a god.

3. Solid Snake Vs. Sam Fischer

Solid Snake...he's taken down worse.

4. Master Chief Vs. Gordon Freeman

Master Chief...his suit is better, plus his training trumps Gordan's improvisation. Gordan is still awesome though.

5. Fedor Emelianenko Vs. Mirko Crocop

Don't know who these are.

6. Jimmy Page Vs. Allen Collins

Same as 5.

7. Micheal Jackson Vs. John Travolta

Travolta because he is a great actor and MJ is crazy

8. Man with AK47 Vs. Man with M16

Depends on their training an intelligence...

9. Gandalf Vs. Yoda

Yoda...because he is more experienced an the force is cooler than magic

10. Cyclops Vs. Daredevil

Cyclops...can't beat killing a guy with a look.

11. Superman Vs. Batman

In every DC showdown I have even seen...Batman has always won. Batman FTW.

12. George Clooney Vs. Brad Pitt

George Clooney because he is much more manlier and clever.

13. Jessica Simpson Vs. Jessica Alba Vs. Jessica Biel!

Jessica Biel, because that lady actually looks like she has some muscle, while the other two look like frail sticks (Jessica Alba is still hotter)

14. Godzilla Vs. King Kong

Godzilla...He's alot like King Kong...except he's actually successfully destroyed cities and can shoot lasers out of his mouth nd is much bigger and has taken many tougher opponents.lemonmanblugdo1

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On number 4: Seriously guys...Master Chief? Freeman could kick his ass any day. Sure, Master Chief is gentically modified, but a gun is a gun. If he's going to try to melee him, Gordan will use the gravity gun, pick him up, and chuck him around the room. Plus, Gordon's suit gives him power, too (plus defense against radiation).Media_geek20

MC is way more badass than Gorden and would win in a fight.

On number 4: Seriously guys...Master Chief? Freeman could kick his ass any day. Sure, Master Chief is gentically modified, but a gun is a gun. If he's going to try to melee him, Gordan will use the gravity gun, pick him up, and chuck him around the room. Plus, Gordon's suit gives him power, too (plus defense against radiation).Media_geek20

his suit also dispenses morphine :D

[QUOTE="Media_geek20"]On number 4: Seriously guys...Master Chief? Freeman could kick his ass any day. Sure, Master Chief is gentically modified, but a gun is a gun. If he's going to try to melee him, Gordan will use the gravity gun, pick him up, and chuck him around the room. Plus, Gordon's suit gives him power, too (plus defense against radiation).Mr47fitter

MC is way more badass than Gorden and would win in a fight.

Pffft...he wouldn't be badass when Gordon is holding in the air with his gravity gun. Plus, Gordon can hold loads of weapons. Master Chief: only 2.

[QUOTE="Media_geek20"]On number 4: Seriously guys...Master Chief? Freeman could kick his ass any day. Sure, Master Chief is gentically modified, but a gun is a gun. If he's going to try to melee him, Gordan will use the gravity gun, pick him up, and chuck him around the room. Plus, Gordon's suit gives him power, too (plus defense against radiation).Bill900

his suit also dispenses morphine :D

So he's an addict? I would be if I could just access it in my clothes...

1.Bruce Lee ( He made Norris cry )

2.Kratos ( nukens' on the juice)

3.Fisher ( snake stil hiding under a box from him! )

4.FREEMAN (MC IS A WOMAN BABY !)

5. ???????????????????????????

6.Page (all that Zepplin money )

7.Travolta (Pulp fiction nuff said)

8. Who CARES !

9.Gandolf ( i love yoda but lets face it, dudes short)

10.Cyclops ( yeahlove daredevil too but remember hes an attourney and there all evil )

11.Superman ( supes just drags him into space and snuffs him , poof done )

12.Clooney ( pitt has to live with that pile of ugly known as jolie ! thats right I said it !)

13.keep'em I'll take love-Hewitt

14.Godzilla ( I hate those dang dirty apes !!!!!!!!!!!!! )

On number 4: Seriously guys...Master Chief? Freeman could kick his ass any day. Sure, Master Chief is gentically modified, but a gun is a gun. If he's going to try to melee him, Gordan will use the gravity gun, pick him up, and chuck him around the room. Plus, Gordon's suit gives him power, too (plus defense against radiation).Media_geek20

Master Chief is much more intelligent than Gordon because he's been genetically engineered that way...and that goes same for all other physical features. Plus, Master Chief's armor is much more powerful, he has shields, armor plating, scope and a O2 converter and storage so he can breath in vacuums or in other atmospheres...his suit also regenerates his wounds because the suit has been designed to do that. Besides genetic, physical, intellectual and technological superiority, Master Chief has been given rigorous superhuman training, so he knows what he's doing. As for the gravity gun, I recall that it can't lift something that weighs as much as Dog or something of similar weight...and guess what? Master Chief (because of his suit) weighs about the same.

[QUOTE="Media_geek20"]On number 4: Seriously guys...Master Chief? Freeman could kick his ass any day. Sure, Master Chief is gentically modified, but a gun is a gun. If he's going to try to melee him, Gordan will use the gravity gun, pick him up, and chuck him around the room. Plus, Gordon's suit gives him power, too (plus defense against radiation).The_Ish

Master Chief is much more intelligent than Gordon because he's been genetically engineered that way...and that goes same for all other physical features. Plus, Master Chief's armor is much more powerful, he has shields, armor plating, scope and a O2 converter and storage so he can breath in vacuums or in other atmospheres...his suit also regenerates his wounds because the suit has been designed to do that. Besides genetic, physical, intellectual and technological superiority, Master Chief has been given rigorous superhuman training, so he knows what he's doing. As for the gravity gun, I recall that it can't lift something that weighs as much as Dog or something of similar weight...and guess what? Master Chief (because of his suit) weighs about the same.

If we are to assume that the characters are allowed to use any weapon introduced to them in the game, you would know that Gordon Freeman's gravity gun (at many points in the game) has been modified to lift humans (including those that are heavily armored).

Freeman > Master Chief.

[QUOTE="Media_geek20"]On number 4: Seriously guys...Master Chief? Freeman could kick his ass any day. Sure, Master Chief is gentically modified, but a gun is a gun. If he's going to try to melee him, Gordan will use the gravity gun, pick him up, and chuck him around the room. Plus, Gordon's suit gives him power, too (plus defense against radiation).The_Ish

Master Chief is much more intelligent than Gordon because he's been genetically engineered that way...and that goes same for all other physical features. Plus, Master Chief's armor is much more powerful, he has shields, armor plating, scope and a O2 converter and storage so he can breath in vacuums or in other atmospheres...his suit also regenerates his wounds because the suit has been designed to do that. Besides genetic, physical, intellectual and technological superiority, Master Chief has been given rigorous superhuman training, so he knows what he's doing. As for the gravity gun, I recall that it can't lift something that weighs as much as Dog or something of similar weight...and guess what? Master Chief (because of his suit) weighs about the same.

yes, but Master Chief's suit doesn't dispense morphine when he is injured;)

[QUOTE="The_Ish"]

[QUOTE="Media_geek20"]On number 4: Seriously guys...Master Chief? Freeman could kick his ass any day. Sure, Master Chief is gentically modified, but a gun is a gun. If he's going to try to melee him, Gordan will use the gravity gun, pick him up, and chuck him around the room. Plus, Gordon's suit gives him power, too (plus defense against radiation).Media_geek20

Master Chief is much more intelligent than Gordon because he's been genetically engineered that way...and that goes same for all other physical features. Plus, Master Chief's armor is much more powerful, he has shields, armor plating, scope and a O2 converter and storage so he can breath in vacuums or in other atmospheres...his suit also regenerates his wounds because the suit has been designed to do that. Besides genetic, physical, intellectual and technological superiority, Master Chief has been given rigorous superhuman training, so he knows what he's doing. As for the gravity gun, I recall that it can't lift something that weighs as much as Dog or something of similar weight...and guess what? Master Chief (because of his suit) weighs about the same.

If we are to assume that the characters are allowed to use any weapon introduced to them in the game, you would know that Gordon Freeman's gravity gun (at many points in the game) has been modified to lift humans (including those that are heavily armored).

Freeman > Master Chief.

Gravity Gun has limited range, and the Chief with his suit weights about half a ton, I know the GG can send objects that weight several feet back but it can't draw in objects for crap. Also, using any weapon the Chief would win, sniper rifle vs. crossbow? Freeman doesn't even have a helmet.

[QUOTE="The_Ish"]

[QUOTE="Media_geek20"]On number 4: Seriously guys...Master Chief? Freeman could kick his ass any day. Sure, Master Chief is gentically modified, but a gun is a gun. If he's going to try to melee him, Gordan will use the gravity gun, pick him up, and chuck him around the room. Plus, Gordon's suit gives him power, too (plus defense against radiation).Media_geek20

Master Chief is much more intelligent than Gordon because he's been genetically engineered that way...and that goes same for all other physical features. Plus, Master Chief's armor is much more powerful, he has shields, armor plating, scope and a O2 converter and storage so he can breath in vacuums or in other atmospheres...his suit also regenerates his wounds because the suit has been designed to do that. Besides genetic, physical, intellectual and technological superiority, Master Chief has been given rigorous superhuman training, so he knows what he's doing. As for the gravity gun, I recall that it can't lift something that weighs as much as Dog or something of similar weight...and guess what? Master Chief (because of his suit) weighs about the same.

If we are to assume that the characters are allowed to use any weapon introduced to them in the game, you would know that Gordon Freeman's gravity gun (at many points in the game) has been modified to lift humans (including those that are heavily armored).

Freeman > Master Chief.

Freeman's gravity gun never picks up heavily armored humans...or humans at all for that matter. He's picked up consoles and half-human half- alien cyborgs with armor thats as heavy as Gordon's. That...along with the fact that even at it's upgraded mode the gravity gun still can't pick up things that are too heavy means that it has it's limitations...and it definately can't handle something over 1000 pounds. Even if it could...Master Chief would never get close enough...he's smarter and more effecient, and has had much more experience. Furthermore...even if Master Chief found himself without weapons or low on sheilds agains 10 Gordan Freemans...he can just switch the Nuclear bomb in his suit to "armed", and it would be over for everyone. As cool as Gordon is...this isn't a match.

[QUOTE="The_Ish"]

[QUOTE="Media_geek20"]On number 4: Seriously guys...Master Chief? Freeman could kick his ass any day. Sure, Master Chief is gentically modified, but a gun is a gun. If he's going to try to melee him, Gordan will use the gravity gun, pick him up, and chuck him around the room. Plus, Gordon's suit gives him power, too (plus defense against radiation).Bill900

Master Chief is much more intelligent than Gordon because he's been genetically engineered that way...and that goes same for all other physical features. Plus, Master Chief's armor is much more powerful, he has shields, armor plating, scope and a O2 converter and storage so he can breath in vacuums or in other atmospheres...his suit also regenerates his wounds because the suit has been designed to do that. Besides genetic, physical, intellectual and technological superiority, Master Chief has been given rigorous superhuman training, so he knows what he's doing. As for the gravity gun, I recall that it can't lift something that weighs as much as Dog or something of similar weight...and guess what? Master Chief (because of his suit) weighs about the same.

yes, but Master Chief's suit doesn't dispense morphine when he is injured;)

Yes, it does. Read up a bit more on the lore.

The Answer Key:

1.Chuck Norris because he would swallow the sun and then spit fire and disintegrate Bruce Lee

2. Duke Nukem hands down.

3. Neither because they are both girls.

4. Master Chief because Gordon Freeman got knocked out by a security guard and had all his stuff stolen. Seriously, what pansy.

5. Who cares?

6. Jimmy Page

7. John Travolta because of his Battlefield Earth Training. :lol:

8. The Man with the Nuke

9. Yoda

10. Daredevil

11. Batman - All he needs is a piece of kryptonite.

12. George Clooney because Brad Pitt is already (insert rude term here) whipped.

13. Alba

14.King Kong.

1 - Bruce Lee

2 - Kratos

3 - Solid Snake

4 - Gordon Freeman

5 - Mirko Crocop

6 - Jimmy Page

7 - John Travolta

8 - Ak47

9 - Gandalf

10 - Cyclops

11 - Superman

12 - Brad Pitt

13 - Jessica Alba

14 - Godzilla

[QUOTE="Media_geek20"]On number 4: Seriously guys...Master Chief? Freeman could kick his ass any day. Sure, Master Chief is gentically modified, but a gun is a gun. If he's going to try to melee him, Gordan will use the gravity gun, pick him up, and chuck him around the room. Plus, Gordon's suit gives him power, too (plus defense against radiation).Bill900

his suit also dispenses morphine :D

That just means he's going to be high when he gets killed . . . .

[QUOTE="Media_geek20"][QUOTE="The_Ish"]

[QUOTE="Media_geek20"]On number 4: Seriously guys...Master Chief? Freeman could kick his ass any day. Sure, Master Chief is gentically modified, but a gun is a gun. If he's going to try to melee him, Gordan will use the gravity gun, pick him up, and chuck him around the room. Plus, Gordon's suit gives him power, too (plus defense against radiation).The_Ish

Master Chief is much more intelligent than Gordon because he's been genetically engineered that way...and that goes same for all other physical features. Plus, Master Chief's armor is much more powerful, he has shields, armor plating, scope and a O2 converter and storage so he can breath in vacuums or in other atmospheres...his suit also regenerates his wounds because the suit has been designed to do that. Besides genetic, physical, intellectual and technological superiority, Master Chief has been given rigorous superhuman training, so he knows what he's doing. As for the gravity gun, I recall that it can't lift something that weighs as much as Dog or something of similar weight...and guess what? Master Chief (because of his suit) weighs about the same.

If we are to assume that the characters are allowed to use any weapon introduced to them in the game, you would know that Gordon Freeman's gravity gun (at many points in the game) has been modified to lift humans (including those that are heavily armored).

Freeman > Master Chief.

Freeman's gravity gun never picks up heavily armored humans...or humans at all for that matter. He's picked up consoles and half-human half- alien cyborgs with armor thats as heavy as Gordon's. That...along with the fact that even at it's upgraded mode the gravity gun still can't pick up things that are too heavy means that it has it's limitations...and it definately can't handle something over 1000 pounds. Even if it could...Master Chief would never get close enough...he's smarter and more effecient, and has had much more experience. Furthermore...even if Master Chief found himself without weapons or low on sheilds agains 10 Gordan Freemans...he can just switch the Nuclear bomb in his suit to "armed", and it would be over for everyone. As cool as Gordon is...this isn't a match.

No no no...see...you have to PLAY the game.

Do you have it now?

Because if you did, you would know that in the Half-Life 2 series, Gordon's updated gravity gun picks up ANYTHING that's detached (including humans). You see, before Master Chief could do anything, Gordon would pick him up and chuck him to it's death.

Feel free to play the games. That way you'll know what you're talking about.

Thats too many.Guiltfeeder566

1. Bruce Lee

2. Duke Nukem because he has guns

3. Sam Fischer he would come up from behind snake, grab him, and interrogate him "when is MGS4 coming out? you don't know?" WHAM!

4. master chief. he's a genetically and mechanically enhanced spartan cyborg with years of training. Gordon is just a scientist.

5. don't know who they are

6. don't know the other guy

7. John Travolta because all the plastic surgery has taken a toll on MJ's body

8. Man with AK47 because it's an assault rifle

9. Yoda because he is pretty much the best force user

10. Cyclops would destroy him with his laser

11. Batman because he carries kryptonite in his utility belt

12. George Clooney because he's more badass

13. all 3 die

14. Godzilla because he can spit fire. but at least king kong had the better movie. dissonantblack

An M16 is an assault rifle too you fool. Have you ever even touched a real AK47, have you ever even fired one before? If not, then you do not know what you are talking about, so you should be quiet right about now.