Who would you choose?

Imagine that you're stranded on an island with your marital spouse, son, and daughter, but help is on the way and will arrive in six months. You have a machine which can transform a person into enough food (whatever food you want) for three persons for the six month period. So, who would you choose to transform into food and what food would you turn them into? I'd choose my daughter, as a result of eliminating my son because I empathize with him (I see myself in him), and eliminating my wife because I need her for pleasure. I'd turn my daughter into baked chicken, brown rice, carrots, peas, broccoli, pasta with Alfredo sauce, butter pecan ice-cream, and cookies & cream ice-cream. How about you?

I'll be a man pick myself.

I'll be a man pick myself.

ps3theJT

There's no fun in that.

No.CptJSparrow

No, what?

I'll be a man pick myself.

ps3theJT

what the F*** man

I'll be a man pick myself.

ps3theJT

Contemplating this gave me the 'beetus.

[QUOTE="CptJSparrow"]No.King-Kai

No, what?

[QUOTE="King-Kai"]

[QUOTE="CptJSparrow"]No.CptJSparrow

No, what?

Oh, stop it. You know you'd eat your kids.

[QUOTE="CptJSparrow"][QUOTE="King-Kai"]

No, what?

King-Kai

Oh, stop it. You know you'd eat your kids.

[QUOTE="King-Kai"]

[QUOTE="CptJSparrow"] Just no.CptJSparrow

Oh, stop it. You know you'd eat your kids.

There is no reincarnation.

[QUOTE="CptJSparrow"][QUOTE="King-Kai"]

Oh, stop it. You know you'd eat your kids.

King-Kai

There is no reincarnation.

[QUOTE="King-Kai"]

[QUOTE="CptJSparrow"] Whoever we kill becomes unlimited food right? People can be eaten right? So I can kill my kids and reincarnate them again and again?CptJSparrow

There is no reincarnation.

The machine takes people and outputs food. It doesn't take in food and output people.

Imagine that you're stranded on an island with your marital spouse, son, and daughter, but help is on the way and will arrive in six months. You have a machine which can transform a person into enough food (whatever food you want) for three persons for the six month period. So, who would you choose to transform into food and what food would you turn them into? I'd choose my daughter, as a result of eliminating my son because I empathize with him (I see myself in him), and eliminating my wife because I need her for pleasure. I'd turn my daughter into baked chicken, brown rice, carrots, peas, broccoli, pasta with Alfredo sauce, butter pecan ice-cream, and cookies & cream ice-cream. How about you?

King-Kai

as a father and a husband it is a impossible decision yet the easiest one,i would sacrifice myself so they can live on.

[QUOTE="King-Kai"]

Imagine that you're stranded on an island with your marital spouse, son, and daughter, but help is on the way and will arrive in six months. You have a machine which can transform a person into enough food (whatever food you want) for three persons for the six month period. So, who would you choose to transform into food and what food would you turn them into? I'd choose my daughter, as a result of eliminating my son because I empathize with him (I see myself in him), and eliminating my wife because I need her for pleasure. I'd turn my daughter into baked chicken, brown rice, carrots, peas, broccoli, pasta with Alfredo sauce, butter pecan ice-cream, and cookies & cream ice-cream. How about you?

washnwax

as a father and a husband it is a impossible decision yet the easiest one,i would sacrifice myself so they can live on.

Assume that you can't sacrifice yourself.

Hm...BluRayHiDef is that you? This type of things sounds suspiciously like Rape Land...spazzx625

Rape Land? intriquing explain please

I'd turn my son into a lasagna, cause he's a jerk.

I would kill them all

I'll be a man pick myself.

ps3theJT

[QUOTE="ps3theJT"]

I'll be a man pick myself.

King-Kai

There's no fun in that.

this just made me laugh out loud be in all honesty wtf is wrong with you?

[QUOTE="ps3theJT"]

I'll be a man pick myself.

cheese_game619

Alpha I wouldnt kill anyone and use my manly skill to hunt, fish and start a fire w/ the wife cooking we all survive

Whoever pisses me off the most.

both my son and daughter, i'll just make new kids with my sexy wife and stay on the island making babies for infinite food. maybe i'll keep a few here and there, but most of them are going into that machine to keep my wife and alive.ZumaJones07

[QUOTE="ZumaJones07"]both my son and daughter, i'll just make new kids with my sexy wife and stay on the island making babies for infinite food. maybe i'll keep a few here and there, but most of them are going into that machine to keep my wife and alive.RAGEofSTUNTS

Buzzkill.

[QUOTE="washnwax"]

[QUOTE="King-Kai"]

Imagine that you're stranded on an island with your marital spouse, son, and daughter, but help is on the way and will arrive in six months. You have a machine which can transform a person into enough food (whatever food you want) for three persons for the six month period. So, who would you choose to transform into food and what food would you turn them into? I'd choose my daughter, as a result of eliminating my son because I empathize with him (I see myself in him), and eliminating my wife because I need her for pleasure. I'd turn my daughter into baked chicken, brown rice, carrots, peas, broccoli, pasta with Alfredo sauce, butter pecan ice-cream, and cookies & cream ice-cream. How about you?

King-Kai

as a father and a husband it is a impossible decision yet the easiest one,i would sacrifice myself so they can live on.

Assume that you can't sacrifice yourself.

i cant assume,its a choice that i cant make.

I'll be a man pick myself.

ps3theJT

[QUOTE="King-Kai"]

[QUOTE="washnwax"]

as a father and a husband it is a impossible decision yet the easiest one,i would sacrifice myself so they can live on.

washnwax

Assume that you can't sacrifice yourself.

i cant assume,its a choice that i cant make.

Your entire family is dying, washnwax. It is your decision which determines whether most of them live. Whether you are willing to or not, you WILL bear the onus which has been placed upon you. Now choose!

my effin son.because in a few years he'd be confronting me on his emo girlffriend or drug addiction.and no dad wants to see that day.

[QUOTE="cheese_game619"][QUOTE="ps3theJT"]

I'll be a man pick myself.

ps3theJT

Alpha I wouldnt kill anyone and use my manly skill to hunt, fish and start a fire w/ the wife cooking we all survive

Nobody can make such a choice.

Have to eat our son I suppose. Sorry Nicky, you shouldn't have played your stereo so damn loud every night.

We'd eat turkey and stuffing with mashed potatoes, eggs toast and breakfast sausages, and of course lots of pizza. Could I turn him into some really good Chicago style pizza?

How the hell do you know it will be 6 months? Did someone answer your help ticket?

I think we have the winning thread for the day.

[QUOTE="King-Kai"]

[QUOTE="ps3theJT"]

I'll be a man pick myself.

Cloud_765

There's no fun in that.

[QUOTE="Cloud_765"][QUOTE="King-Kai"]

There's no fun in that.

CptJSparrow

I lol'ed. lol: