Whoa, some guy in my city/state killed a burglar with a....Samurai Sword?

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#1 DazedDarkness
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http://current.com/items/90944157_student-kills-burglar-with-samurai-sword.htm

Dude this is badassery at it's finest, I swear man. I seen it last night on my local news, the news cast was funny because everyone they were talking to were putting extra emphasis on the Samurai Sword "You never expect to hear about a guy being killed by a Samurai sword" Oh yeah, the burglar was after the guy's video games.

Also does anyone know where I can buy a Samurai sword?

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#2 spawnassasin
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yeah that was on the ps3 board yesterday

but on topic badass

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#3 grenadexjumpr
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Yeah well, in my state, at VaTech, some dude cut off a girl's head with some sort of small knife. IN the cafeteria. Beat that.

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#4 MetallicaKings
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lol "evidently that last samurai lives in maryland."
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#5 DazedDarkness
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Yeah well, in my state, at VaTech, some dude cut off a girl's head with some sort of small knife. IN the cafeteria. Beat that.

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dont mess with ps3 fans. I have a real machete in my house :)
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Killing someone with a sword gets you like 10,000 badass points. Using a gun only gets you like 3. Where's MAILER when you need him? He'd be drooling right about now...
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#8 deactivated-60678a6f9e4d4
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Badass. :D

My friend's granddad was in WW2, and in my friend's house, he has a samurai sword and a Nazi flag from one of the last-standing bunkers... Yeah, the Jehova's Witnesses stay well away from there.

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#9 Setsa
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Not that unusual... katanas are a collectible amongst quite a few people. Heck, I got two a few feet behind me as I type :o
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#10 ace-of-spades93
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[QUOTE="bangell99"]

Badass. :D

My friend's granddad was in WW2, and in my friend's house, he has a samurai sword and a Nazi flag from one of the last-standing bunkers... Yeah, the Jehova's Witnesses stay well away from there.

You're friends grand-dad get's 100,000 badass points :D
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Gamers are a forced to be reckoned with.
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#12 4Swords
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Very cynical of you to joke about this sort of thing, a guy lost his life. There's no excuse for breaking into another persons house, but seriously, somebody lost their life.

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#13 deactivated-60678a6f9e4d4
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Very cynical of you to joke about this sort of thing, a guy lost his life. There's no excuse for breaking into another persons house, but seriously, somebody lost their life.

4Swords

...But he was killed with a samurai sword. :o

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#14 DrFish62
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I graduated from Hopkins in 2005. While I was there 2 students in my class were murdered by people from Baltimore city. I'm surprised that there was at least ONE unsuccessful break in at that school for once.

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http://current.com/items/90944157_student-kills-burglar-with-samurai-sword.htm

Dude this is badassery at it's finest, I swear man. I seen it last night on my local news, the news cast was funny because everyone they were talking to were putting extra emphasis on the Samurai Sword "You never expect to hear about a guy being killed by a Samurai sword" Oh yeah, the burglar was after the guy's video games.

Also does anyone know where I can buy a Samurai sword?

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[QUOTE="bangell99"]

Badass. :D

My friend's granddad was in WW2, and in my friend's house, he has a samurai sword and a Nazi flag from one of the last-standing bunkers... Yeah, the Jehova's Witnesses stay well away from there.

ace-of-spades93

You're friends grand-dad get's 100,000 badass points :D

Forget that.His friend's grandfather is the one in charge of GIVING badass points.

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#17 DaBrainz
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The only weapon in my house is a sword I keep in my closet. I hope I never have to use it.

I would kill to protect my family, but its definitly not something I would want to live with afterwards.

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#18 4Swords
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[QUOTE="4Swords"]

Very cynical of you to joke about this sort of thing, a guy lost his life. There's no excuse for breaking into another persons house, but seriously, somebody lost their life.

bangell99

...But he was killed with a samurai sword. :o

So what? Imagine someone you know had no choice but to commit a burglary and he lost his life, would you still find it amusing?

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#19 grenadexjumpr
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[QUOTE="bangell99"]

[QUOTE="4Swords"]

Very cynical of you to joke about this sort of thing, a guy lost his life. There's no excuse for breaking into another persons house, but seriously, somebody lost their life.

4Swords

...But he was killed with a samurai sword. :o

So what? Imagine someone you now had no choice but to commit a burglary and he lost his life, would you still find it amusing?

If if he was clown, sure.

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#20 Anarchy4hire82
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[QUOTE="4Swords"]

Very cynical of you to joke about this sort of thing, a guy lost his life. There's no excuse for breaking into another persons house, but seriously, somebody lost their life.

bangell99

...But he was killed with a samurai sword. :o

That....Was....Awesome!

-sorry boy-o but you break into someone's house to rob them, you gamble your right to live

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#21 4Swords
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[QUOTE="bangell99"]

[QUOTE="4Swords"]

Very cynical of you to joke about this sort of thing, a guy lost his life. There's no excuse for breaking into another persons house, but seriously, somebody lost their life.

Anarchy4hire82

...But he was killed with a samurai sword. :o

That....Was....Awesome!

-sorry boy-o but you break into someone's house to rob them, you gamble your right to live

The problem is not that the guy was murdered, the problem is the people joking about his death, which I would deem inappropriate, but ratio of people making fun of this and people who would deem it inappropriate is about 20:1 with my comments being the one. Enjoy people joking about your morbid death.

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#22 grenadexjumpr
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[QUOTE="Anarchy4hire82"]

[QUOTE="bangell99"]

...But he was killed with a samurai sword. :o

4Swords

That....Was....Awesome!

-sorry boy-o but you break into someone's house to rob them, you gamble your right to live

The problem is not that the guy was murdered, the problem is the people joking about his death, which I would deem inappropriate, but ratio of people making fun of this and people who would deem it inappropriate is about 20:1 with my comments being the one. Enjoy people joking about your morbid death.

I doubt it would bother me considering I'd be dead. Lighten up man, do you spend every day worrying so much about stuff that doesn't really involve you?

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#23 Anarchy4hire82
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[QUOTE="Anarchy4hire82"]

[QUOTE="bangell99"]

...But he was killed with a samurai sword. :o

4Swords

That....Was....Awesome!

-sorry boy-o but you break into someone's house to rob them, you gamble your right to live

The problem is not that the guy was murdered, the problem is the people joking about his death, which I would deem inappropriate, but ratio of people making fun of this and people who would deem it inappropriate is about 20:1 with my comments being the one. Enjoy people joking about your morbid death.

Dude, if I was killed by a samauri sword i would hope people would talk about it, he might as well have been killed by a blunderbuss

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[QUOTE="4Swords"]

[QUOTE="bangell99"]

...But he was killed with a samurai sword. :o

grenadexjumpr

So what? Imagine someone you now had no choice but to commit a burglary and he lost his life, would you still find it amusing?

If if he was clown, sure.

I believe you've won.
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#25 4Swords
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[QUOTE="4Swords"]

[QUOTE="Anarchy4hire82"]

That....Was....Awesome!

-sorry boy-o but you break into someone's house to rob them, you gamble your right to live

Anarchy4hire82

The problem is not that the guy was murdered, the problem is the people joking about his death, which I would deem inappropriate, but ratio of people making fun of this and people who would deem it inappropriate is about 20:1 with my comments being the one. Enjoy people joking about your morbid death.

Dude, if I was killed by a samauri sword i would hope people would talk about it, he might as well have been killed by a blunderbuss

Again, the key words being "Joking about his death."

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#26 vitriolboy
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[QUOTE="bangell99"]

[QUOTE="4Swords"]

Very cynical of you to joke about this sort of thing, a guy lost his life. There's no excuse for breaking into another persons house, but seriously, somebody lost their life.

4Swords

...But he was killed with a samurai sword. :o

So what? Imagine someone you know had no choice but to commit a burglary and he lost his life, would you still find it amusing?

There is no such thing as having "no choice but to commit a burglary", that is a load of bull shine.

Will the student face any charges for overkill (no pun intended)? If that was in the UK the student would be in jail on a murder charge by now.

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#27 Morphic
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lol severed his left hand? nerds with samurai swords unite!

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#28 deactivated-5a078b8de7122
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Yet another katana dealt pwnage....

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#29 0Tyler0
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I shall protect my video games with all my honor! HOOWAHHH
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#30 Smallville417
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I'm guessing the guy just really wanted to use his sword on the guy. Lunging or not, I think 4 guys were more than capable of restraining a single person who they could probably see had no weapon as he lunged, if that is even what he did.

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Killing someone with a sword gets you like 10,000 badass points. Using a gun only gets you like 3. Where's MAILER when you need him? He'd be drooling right about now...cell_dweller
Needs a new keyboard? :P
I agree though that this earns you like 10 000 badass points.
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#32 jer_1
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Damn, that is awesome. Serves the idiot right for robbing the kids house. He gets exactly what he deserves, severed hands and severe lacerations! :lol:

This is even better than when someone kills a robber with a gun, I have to give this guy credit, good job buddy!

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#33 Serraph105
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thats pretty hardcore. this was probably not worth it but that is just a risk you take when you decide to steal.

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#34 Proobie44
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Well then, I must say this offically kicksass.

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#35 legend26
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thats badass to the max

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#36 ArmoredAshes
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Not that unusual... katanas are a collectible amongst quite a few people. Heck, I got two a few feet behind me as I type :oSetsa

Yeah but i'd never waste my blade on a common burgular :roll:

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#37 AAllxxjjnn
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That's messed up...like really 4 on 1 and you need a samurai sword?
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#38 Nyxathid_Horror
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Brutal...

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#39 jus2nyce
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He took a life... and by the sound of it, total overkill.

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#40 br0kenrabbit
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[QUOTE="bangell99"]

[QUOTE="4Swords"]

Very cynical of you to joke about this sort of thing, a guy lost his life. There's no excuse for breaking into another persons house, but seriously, somebody lost their life.

4Swords

...But he was killed with a samurai sword. :o

So what? Imagine someone you know had no choice but to commit a burglary and he lost his life, would you still find it amusing?

What kind of world do you live in? No one ever has to commit burglary, they just choose the easiest way out of their problems and you know, sometimes they pay the price for it.

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#41 x8VXU6
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so Samurai Champloo comes in handy

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#42 RearNakedChoke
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Was the guy even armed.

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#43 xionvalkyrie
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Was the guy even armed.

RearNakedChoke

Doesn't matter, there was no way for the student to know for sure, and since this is his home, he has the right to defend it.

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#44 CreasianDevaili
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[QUOTE="4Swords"]

[QUOTE="bangell99"]

[QUOTE="4Swords"]

Very cynical of you to joke about this sort of thing, a guy lost his life. There's no excuse for breaking into another persons house, but seriously, somebody lost their life.

...But he was killed with a samurai sword. :o

So what? Imagine someone you know had no choice but to commit a burglary and he lost his life, would you still find it amusing?

Woah. First off, no one has no other choice but to commit burglary. You dont HAVE to take from another in order to survive. By that, I mean take your own consenquences and die of them and not take from another just because you messed up your own life. He chose to instead do this. He got killed by a samurai sword. People are going to joke about it. The guy who died wasnt a victim.
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#45 RearNakedChoke
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[QUOTE="RearNakedChoke"]

Was the guy even armed.

xionvalkyrie

Doesn't matter, there was no way for the student to know for sure, and since this is his home, he has the right to defend it.

The article says that the police are trying to determine whether to charge him criminally, so it must matter.

They outnumbered him 4 to 1. If the burglar wasn't armed, and it is determined that they defended themselves past the extent that was neccesary, they could very well end up in jail. Of course, it really all depends on what state/province/country one lives in.

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he probably caught the burglar unaware. only a fat dork would use something as archaic and over-the-top as a samurai sword.

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#47 On3ShotOneKill
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[QUOTE="bangell99"]

[QUOTE="4Swords"]

Very cynical of you to joke about this sort of thing, a guy lost his life. There's no excuse for breaking into another persons house, but seriously, somebody lost their life.

4Swords

...But he was killed with a samurai sword. :o

So what? Imagine someone you know had no choice but to commit a burglary and he lost his life, would you still find it amusing?

Why so series?

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#48 side-action
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wow...Oh and u can buy a sword on ebay i think..
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#49 WasntAvailable
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[QUOTE="bangell99"]

[QUOTE="4Swords"]

Very cynical of you to joke about this sort of thing, a guy lost his life. There's no excuse for breaking into another persons house, but seriously, somebody lost their life.

4Swords

...But he was killed with a samurai sword. :o

So what? Imagine someone you know had no choice but to commit a burglary and he lost his life, would you still find it amusing?

There's no such thing. It would have still been his own fault, and it still would have been a more bad ass way to go than the alternative.

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#50 luke1889
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Haha, whatever it takes to defend your property. :lol: