Why are human babies so helpless?

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#1 kidsmelly
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Compared to other animals on the planet human babies are fairly helpless. most other species have offspring's that can run and gun from the gate. While human babies can barely move and poop and pee on themselves.

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#2 xTheExploited
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Cos they is pritty stoopid, indey.
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#3 Thessassin
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Compared to other animals on the planet human babies are fairly helpless. most other species have offspring's that can run and gun from the gate. While human babies can barely move and poop and pee on themselves.

kidsmelly

look at the great apes, all their babies are fairly helpless but humans are still the most helpless, and its because of our big brains.

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Compared to other animals on the planet human babies are fairly helpless. most other species have offspring's that can run and gun from the gate. While human babies can barely move and poop and pee on themselves.

kidsmelly
I disagree; they can poop and pee on themselves with great skill
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#5 Fried_Shrimp
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Humans aren't vicious animals. Our focus is on the Brain.
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#6 Mr_Leonis
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yeah. just for lol's we can compare our strength to weight ratios with animal's strength to weight ratios.
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#7 kipohippo021
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="kidsmelly"]

Compared to other animals on the planet human babies are fairly helpless. most other species have offspring's that can run and gun from the gate. While human babies can barely move and poop and pee on themselves.

I disagree; they can poop and pee on themselves with great skill

*cowers from xaos* I think its bc we traded brain for brawn.
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Compared to other animals on the planet human babies are fairly helpless. most other species have offspring's that can run and gun from the gate. While human babies can barely move and poop and pee on themselves.

kidsmelly

because other animals have teeth or claws whereas babies have adults to constantly look after him

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#9 LiftedHeadshot
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Because we are a powerful race due to intelligence. Do babies have intelligence?
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#10 grape_of_wrath
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Not all of us....When I was born I could shoot laser beams out of my eyes....and communicate with sea creatures! Then I hit age 4....:x
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#11 Upparoom
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Because their parents aren't.

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#13 Snipes_2
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I think it has to do with survival. We really have no natural predators, so why do we have to walk etc...right out of the gate?

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#14 Diablo-B
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Our babies are helpless cause our parents are so helpful.
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#15 Treflis
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Clearly you have not met Sir Poop-A-Lot who fights dragons.

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Humans aren't vicious animals. Our focus is on the Brain.Fried_Shrimp
"humans aren't vicious animals" riiiiight...
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#17 kipohippo021
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[QUOTE="Fried_Shrimp"]Humans aren't vicious animals. Our focus is on the Brain.Cheesehead9099
"humans aren't vicious animals" riiiiight...

Well, we arent. Not anymore. I can go to the store without getting mauled by an old lady.
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[QUOTE="Fried_Shrimp"]Humans aren't vicious animals. Our focus is on the Brain.Cheesehead9099
"humans aren't vicious animals" riiiiight...

Using our brains, we are the most vicious beings on the planet.
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#19 GabuEx
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Yes, look at these ferocious animals running and gunning out the gate. :o

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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="kidsmelly"]

Compared to other animals on the planet human babies are fairly helpless. most other species have offspring's that can run and gun from the gate. While human babies can barely move and poop and pee on themselves.

I disagree; they can poop and pee on themselves with great skill

you don't know the half of it...do you? :shock:
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[QUOTE="Cheesehead9099"][QUOTE="Fried_Shrimp"]Humans aren't vicious animals. Our focus is on the Brain.LiftedHeadshot
"humans aren't vicious animals" riiiiight...

Using our brains, we are the most vicious beings on the planet.

Yeah. But we also kill half the animals on the world for funz(hunting) i think that's pretty vicious.
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#22 Steak_And_Eggs
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Seriously. Babies need to man up :P.
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#23 Fudgycakes
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Yes, look at these ferocious animals running and gunning out the gate. :o

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At least they're cute from the start. Babies are the ugliest thing ever when they're born.
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#24 SilverChimera
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Because babies are stupid. They can't even talk properly :lol:
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#25 weezyfb
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all infants are weak, no matter the species
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#26 SupraGT
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Yes, look at these ferocious animals running and gunning out the gate. :o

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I loled

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#27 Fried_Shrimp
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[QUOTE="Cheesehead9099"][QUOTE="Fried_Shrimp"]Humans aren't vicious animals. Our focus is on the Brain.LiftedHeadshot
"humans aren't vicious animals" riiiiight...

Using our brains, we are the most vicious beings on the planet.

I think you mean malicious.
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Oddly enough I just discussed this a little bit earlier when visiting a friend.

She suggested that it has to do with the dominancy of that species.

We as humans are at the top of the food chain and we develope slower than any other animal out there.

Yet look at something like a gazelle. Those things get hunted down by predators all the time so to make up for it their offspring are able to walk almost immediately.

Tis the balance of nature.

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[QUOTE="Fried_Shrimp"][QUOTE="LiftedHeadshot"][QUOTE="Cheesehead9099"] "humans aren't vicious animals" riiiiight...

Using our brains, we are the most vicious beings on the planet.

I think you mean malicious.

No, I think he meant vicious.
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#30 EMOEVOLUTION
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it's not just the babies.. it's majority of the population. It's often a minority that provides and takes care of the many.
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#31 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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Oddly enough I just discussed this a little bit earlier when visiting a friend.

She suggested that it has to do with the dominancy of that species.

We as humans are at the top of the food chain and we develope slower than any other animal out there.

Yet look at something like a gazelle. Those things get hunted down by predators all the time so to make up for it their offspring are able to walk almost immediately.

Tis the balance of nature.

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Except up until we mastered basic weapons and shelter, we weren't the top of the food chain at all. And this was arguably just a few thousand years ago, a little too soon for a massive change in our evolution. And there are plenty of weaker species whose offspring take a while to start walking/whatever from infancy. It's actually a good thing humans take a long time to develop compared to other animals. It's more time allotted towards having knowledge passed on between generations before they set off on their own.
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#32 KiIIyou
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I dunno but a friend and i like to call them maggots.
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It takes longer for our brains to advance but when we reach adulthood we pwn other animals with guns.

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#34 lamprey263
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because we don't have any trial by fire for newborn babies
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#35 Mr_Cumberdale
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They rely too much on superior beings.
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#36 Pixel-Pirate
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Because how else would I get a good meal?

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#37 The_Last_Ride
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if you look at the timeline, it isn't that long. We live longer compared to cats an all other animals.
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#38 Wilfred_Owen
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Have you smelled baby poop?
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#39 needled24-7
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probably because we live a long time.

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#40 -TheSecondSign-
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Kittens and puppies are pretty helpess, especially since their eyes aren't even open until a few weeks after their birth.

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#41 RabidChocobo1
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They just depend on their parents a lot more than some species... babies actually have some neat defense mechanisms.. I think looking "cute" is to ward off violent behaviors.. also, i was watching "I shouldnt be alive" and apparently babies enter this hibernation mode when in extreme temperatures that help them survive better than adults

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#42 ch_ris127
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Not only are they weak, fragile, and friggin' useless, they're noisy, annoying and well, little innocent bastards. Apparently, it's true, little kids are all very selfish - they'll scream, cry and do gawd knows what to get what they want. But don't get things wrong, this is actually inevitable; psychologically speaking, kids are id-ridden -- the id is a part of the mind that has all the desires, wants and personal interests. Kids don't have the ego yet, so basically it's up to the parents to patiently care for them, luckily the babies aren't too annoying for some to stomp them in frustration. Animals on the other hand, are more well, understanding to say the least; they rely on basic instinct. The only problem they'll make is a sibling fight, but again, that's only too toughen themselves up. Sometimes I'm inclined to think that some baby-loving people that squeal when they see one are controlled, brain-washed and hypnotized by babies. Heck, they could rule the world already if we weren't built to be bulletproof against their cute attacks!
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#43 H8rz6naH8Br0
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I read some scientist saying that human babies come out a few months earlier than what would be optimal. Maybe it's that. Some are mentioning brain power, but I don't think it's because we're focused on that. It's not like we're born doing physics, talking or anything that would suggest some type of focus on brain power over everything else.
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#44 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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Actually a lot of species's infants are quite helpless.

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#45 gun65
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They aren't so helpless as you believe, they're capable of many things

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#46 Business_Fun
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They need time for the awesome to build up. New parents take note!

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#47 aransom
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There's a pretty good explanation of this in the book Jurassic Park. The more an animal operates on instinct the less helpless it is at birth, and the more an animal operates on behavior it has to learn, the more helpless it is at birth.

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#48 comp_atkins
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because our brains are significantly more complicated than most other animals so there is a much longer development time needed.