Why are women so perfect?

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#1 SkullCrusher04
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they are hot, not smelly, and perfect. why are there bodies so perfect and pretty? why are they so irrisistble?

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#2 juden41
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They take baths in Windex, which give them those streak-free shines.
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#3 DeadMan1290
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Yeah, I love women. Where would we be without them.

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#4 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
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They're not

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#5 SkullCrusher04
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They're not

toast_burner

ur gay of course u would say that

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#6 Kevlar101
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So damn perfect, so cute and pretty........ such sexy bodies........ hot feet........ nice boobs....... dammit, now i gotta go do 'Something'........
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#7 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
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[QUOTE="toast_burner"]

They're not

SkullCrusher04

ur gay of course u would say that

I wouldn't say men are perfect either. As great as they are everyone has some flaws.

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#8 KiIIyou
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What women be that way?
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#9 horgen  Moderator
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Maybe when they are not being ugly, stinks and whatnot unattractive things they do...
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They take baths in Windex, which give them those streak-free shines.juden41

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#11 CongressManStan
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they are hot, not smelly, and perfect. why are there bodies so perfect and pretty? why are they so irrisistble?

SkullCrusher04
They are far from perfect.
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#12 Tikeio
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We're perfect?? If you say so, I guess..?200z87k.jpg

I just hope you don't get your heart broken one day with that mindset of yours.

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#13 chilly-chill
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OP's a beta that puts women on a pedestal.
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#14 SkullCrusher04
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We're perfect?? If you say so, I guess..?200z87k.jpg

I just hope you don't get your heart broken one day with that mindset of yours.

Tikeio

pics or gtfo

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#15 juden41
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Why Girls don't fart :cool:

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#16 Blood-Scribe
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they are hot, not smelly, and perfect.

SkullCrusher04
Having grown up with a sister, I can safely say that none of this is true.
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#17 SkullCrusher04
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Only fat girls are gross.

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#18 AussieePet
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lol we aren't perfect , if we were ,wouldn't be human :P
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#19 SkullCrusher04
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fat-girl-shaun.jpg Nasty

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#20 SkullCrusher04
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adrianabikiniphoto.jpg Hot

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#21 sune_Gem
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Go be one then.

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#22 Tikeio
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[QUOTE="Tikeio"]

We're perfect?? If you say so, I guess..?200z87k.jpg

I just hope you don't get your heart broken one day with that mindset of yours.

SkullCrusher04

pics or gtfo

Lol no. This is ain't that kind of forum.

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#23 SkullCrusher04
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[QUOTE="SkullCrusher04"]

[QUOTE="Tikeio"]

We're perfect?? If you say so, I guess..?200z87k.jpg

I just hope you don't get your heart broken one day with that mindset of yours.

Tikeio

pics or gtfo

Lol no. This is ain't that kind of forum.

ur a dude.

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#24 Tikeio
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lol we aren't perfect , if we were ,wouldn't be human :P AussieePet

Australians aren't human. :|

:P

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#25 SkullCrusher04
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The only girls I no r rellly girls are aussipet an jynx cause they got the pics to back it up.

Now prove ur a girl.

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#26 Tikeio
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[QUOTE="Tikeio"]

[QUOTE="SkullCrusher04"]

pics or gtfo

SkullCrusher04

Lol no. This is ain't that kind of forum.

ur a dude.

You can believe whatever you want. Everyone is anonymous after all, kid.

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#27 SkullCrusher04
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[QUOTE="SkullCrusher04"]

[QUOTE="Tikeio"]

Lol no. This is ain't that kind of forum.

Tikeio

ur a dude.

You can believe whatever you want. Everyone is anonymous after all, kid.

yep ur a dude.

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[QUOTE="SkullCrusher04"]

[QUOTE="Tikeio"]

Lol no. This is ain't that kind of forum.

Tikeio

ur a dude.

You can believe whatever you want. Everyone is anonymous after all, kid.

I want to believe you're a mystical fairy that has the ability to grant me power of flight. :oops:

I can dream...

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#29 soulless4now
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Perfect? lol

Far from it.

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#30 Allicrombie
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been telling people I was perfect for years.
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[QUOTE="AussieePet"]lol we aren't perfect , if we were ,wouldn't be human :P Tikeio

Australians aren't human. :|

:P

lol i guess we're robots :D
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#32 SkullCrusher04
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we're smarter then women but they are hot and we are not. they belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

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#33 SkullCrusher04
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been telling people I was perfect for years.Allicrombie

You are perfect.

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#34 sune_Gem
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[QUOTE="Tikeio"]

[QUOTE="SkullCrusher04"]

ur a dude.

SkullCrusher04

You can believe whatever you want. Everyone is anonymous after all, kid.

yep ur a dude.

I love this philosophy. Everyone is male until proven otherwise. :lol:

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#35 AussieePet
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we're smarter then women but they are hot and we are not. they belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

SkullCrusher04
Ohh you must be THE MAN! i can tell you get all the ladies!
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Did you just shoot all over your pants and keyboard?
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#37 SkullCrusher04
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Aussie pet and Jynx r perfect. :oops:

But jynx is an uptight b**** whereas aussiepet is fun and flirty.

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#38 SkullCrusher04
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[QUOTE="SkullCrusher04"]

we're smarter then women but they are hot and we are not. they belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

AussieePet

Ohh you must be THE MAN! i can tell you get all the ladies!

I get any girl i want

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[QUOTE="SkullCrusher04"]

we're smarter then women but they are hot and we are not. they belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

AussieePet

Ohh you must be THE MAN! i can tell you get all the ladies!

Yeah. If you're going to go around calling them unintelligent, and stating thee upmost steretypically cliché insult of all time that they belong in the kitchen and no where else, you aren't going to be seeing many of these perfect humans.

It's not very respectful, is it?

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#40 Tikeio
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[QUOTE="Tikeio"]

You can believe whatever you want. Everyone is anonymous after all, kid.

SkullCrusher04

yep ur a dude.

Like I said before, believe whatever you want to believe. Won't change my life, kid. I ain't mad.

I want to believe you're a mystical fairy that has the ability to grant me power of flight. :oops:

I can dream...

sune_Gem

I am a mystical fairy. Just send 10 grand to my paypal account, and I will grant you your wish. :P

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#41 SkullCrusher04
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[QUOTE="AussieePet"][QUOTE="SkullCrusher04"]

we're smarter then women but they are hot and we are not. they belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

sune_Gem

Ohh you must be THE MAN! i can tell you get all the ladies!

Yeah. If you're going to go around calling them unintelligent, and stating thee upmost steretypically cliché insult of all time that they belong in the kitchen and no where else, you aren't going to be seeing many of these perfect humans.

It's not very respectful, is it?

but they can cook and please us. thats all they gud for

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[QUOTE="sune_Gem"]

I want to believe you're a mystical fairy that has the ability to grant me power of flight. :oops:

I can dream...

Tikeio

I am a mystial fairy. Just send 10 grand to my paypal account, and I will grant you your wish. :P

But I only have 11...

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[QUOTE="sune_Gem"]

[QUOTE="AussieePet"] Ohh you must be THE MAN! i can tell you get all the ladies! SkullCrusher04

Yeah. If you're going to go around calling them unintelligent, and stating thee upmost steretypically cliché insult of all time that they belong in the kitchen and no where else, you aren't going to be seeing many of these perfect humans.

It's not very respectful, is it?

but they can cook and please us. thats all they gud for

we can sew buttons back on and knit socks too.
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#44 sune_Gem
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[QUOTE="sune_Gem"]

[QUOTE="AussieePet"] Ohh you must be THE MAN! i can tell you get all the ladies! SkullCrusher04

Yeah. If you're going to go around calling them unintelligent, and stating thee upmost steretypically cliché insult of all time that they belong in the kitchen and no where else, you aren't going to be seeing many of these perfect humans.

It's not very respectful, is it?

but they can cook and please us. thats all they gud for

If you think that's all they're good for then why would you claim they're perfect? Surely a perfect person would be capable of far more activitys than simple cooking and cleaning.

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TC you will never get laid.
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#46 SkullCrusher04
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[QUOTE="SkullCrusher04"]

[QUOTE="sune_Gem"]

Yeah. If you're going to go around calling them unintelligent, and stating thee upmost steretypically cliché insult of all time that they belong in the kitchen and no where else, you aren't going to be seeing many of these perfect humans.

It's not very respectful, is it?

sune_Gem

but they can cook and please us. thats all they gud for

If you think that's all they're good for then why would you claim they're perfect? Surely a perfect person would be capable of far more activitys than simple cooking and cleaning.

they can suck real gud. and they can cook and look pretty. That's perfect 2 me.

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#47 Tikeio
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[QUOTE="Tikeio"]

[QUOTE="AussieePet"]lol we aren't perfect , if we were ,wouldn't be human :P AussieePet

Australians aren't human. :|

:P

lol i guess we're robots :D

Somethin' like that.

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#48 chilly-chill
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TC is THIS you?
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#49 AussieePet
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[QUOTE="AussieePet"][QUOTE="SkullCrusher04"]

we're smarter then women but they are hot and we are not. they belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

sune_Gem

Ohh you must be THE MAN! i can tell you get all the ladies!

Yeah. If you're going to go around calling them unintelligent, and stating thee upmost steretypically cliché insult of all time that they belong in the kitchen and no where else, you aren't going to be seeing many of these perfect humans.

It's not very respectful, is it?

i agree lol which is why i was being sarcastic :P but i doubt he would tell a girl in person she belongs in the kitchen or bed room bad things will happen then :)
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#50 SkullCrusher04
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I jack to the pics i stole from jynx :D