Why are women treated like Royalty. What about female privilege?

I have been grabbed in the button by a chicken before but nearly every time I grab a chick's but she slaps me. A couple ran away and one stood there blushing (which was the worst because it made me feel awkward).

Women do not put up with nearly as much shit as men do. All the manual labor, chores, high thinking tasks are done by men. I am talking about stem fields.

Women get half your stuff in a divorce and always get the kids. Women are pampered and treated like goddesses online

@ThumpyBowser:

It's a little thing called chivalry. Women always come first.

sad to say this thread will likely get lost.

@ThumpyBowser:

You guys get all the pay you want!! What is there to complain about?! If anything, you guys have male privilege!! You don't have to worry about finding someone while you're raising a kid because it supposedly makes you look responsible. But no guy ever wants a girl with kids!!

And don't get me started on how much you get praised for sleezing around! But when a girl does it, she's called a wh ore!!

Because we Man we treat them with respect & royalty so we can have Sex ^-^

(Don't give me that look, all you Man out there know it's the damn truth)

Uh oh..another neck beard. Now with 30% more jealousy.

incels is leaking

because women are soft, smell nice, and have boobies

Peoplekind!

Women taste so good and look great. Men are hairy disgusting slobs of doggie poo. I much prefer a Woman's World.

Talk about nonsense.

RACIST!!!!

its just a bunch of alt-right SJW crying about the world

@tryit: I hope they go back to their caves.

I don't treat my wife like royalty. I treat her like a best friend.

Living with women usually involve give and take. A lot of compromises made. If you act like a pansy? Of course, they'll trample you.

This. I don't know why all women aren't lesbians. Men are gross.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Someone can't get a date.

Can someone translate the 1st sentence?

@GTR12: He probably had autocorrect on his phone lol

I don't know, man. I see plenty of women working as cashiers at Wal-Mart and the 7-11. That's some pretty crappy royalty if you ask me.

If a chicken never grabbed your button consider yourself lucky...it happened to me once when I was 8 and I still have nightmares...

"Men test ideas, women test men"

@brimmul777: but women are usually attracted to those hairy disgusting slobs of doggie poo. So something is obviously wrong with them.

Where was the button located? wait is that kid-friendly enough for GS...?

...with subscription benefits.

I have a doll. I'll point it out.

slapping a woman on the butt is not the best move to pick up chicks, I always found it a bit inapproperiate, even before this whole metoo thing. Some girls do like it though, it's not to hard to know which ones, a dead giveaway is when they slap you on the butt.

So the best way to know whether a normally inappropriate behaviour is ok for someone is to wait until they behave inappropriately towards you? That's messed up, man XD

Try teaching your kids this :P

I've been trying and have had some success but "he did it first!" is their version of the golden rule so every now and then they'll revert :p

What the hell is this? Why are you trying to find a man while you already have kids? All the pay I want? My wife makes 85K a year while I only pull in 77k.

What kind of toilet fantasy world do you live in?

Women are gods and you just have to live with it.

As long as we are men and they are sexy, men will lay down their lives for them.

m.i.u

@plageus900:

Everyone gets lonely and not the type of lonely your kids can provide. All I'm speaking from is from the heart and my own personal hell hole. If my life is a toilet fantasy then it's a pretty shitty one! Depression has become almost unavoidable!

They also live seven years longer than the other sex on average. They're less likely to be imprisoned.

A great philosopher by the name of Frederick Durst of the late 20th century once said "It's all about the nookie" and he spoketh truf

@nepu7supastar7: To beat depression, make a lot of short term goals to strive for. That will help you get excited for the future and be less depressed. Depression is the worst when you feel like you can't move forward with things in life. Be sure to make the short term goals things that you like or enjoy.

Women should start carrying their own weight at work places.

You all know the score: whenever there is heavy lifting at work, the women will call us men to do the lifting.

'We are little, fragile women' they whine. 'we cannot carry these heavy boxes up the stairs!'

What BS! They could easily carry the stuff, but theyre just lazy and dont want to sweat. So they use their womanhood as an excuse to slack off while us blokes to all the actual work.

As long as this goes on, women should be paid less salary than us blokes. You want equal salary, start carrying your own weight!!!

Both men and women want better treatment and less prejudice.

Troll thread started by ban dodger. Done.

-Byshop

I still haven't heard that one from my son.. But I bet he uses it in kindergarden.