Why aren't humans as graceful as animals?

Being higher thinking bipeds we are, you'd think we wouldn't bump into things, step on stuff, or trip as much as we do.

I mean, when was the last time your dog sideswiped the coffee table? Dogs don't even step in dog poo in the grass....and they have twice as many chances!

Because men have evolved to think about bewbs all day so they cant concentrate on other things like trying to avoid running into furniture, holes, etc.

Stupid question gets stupid answer, dogs get hit by cars all the time buddy..

Stupid question gets stupid answer, dogs get hit by cars all the time buddy..

Montaya

That has nothing to do with grace. That has to do with luck. Keep it relevant before saying its "stupid".

less balance with 2 legs.

I think tails make the biggest difference...they provide a lot of balance and counter balance.

Four legs allow for more stability but I've seen my dogs and cats run into objects all the time.

"Dogs don't even step in dog poo in the grass"

Yes, yes they do. Trust me, having dog **** tracked into the house happens.

[QUOTE="Montaya"]

Stupid question gets stupid answer, dogs get hit by cars all the time buddy..

Neoyamaneko

That has nothing to do with grace. That has to do with luck. Keep it relevant before saying its "stupid".

Four legs allow for more stability but I've seen my dogs and cats run into objects all the time.

"Dogs don't even step in dog poo in the grass"

Yes, yes they do. Trust me, having dog **** tracked into the house happens.

Wetall_basic

When I come into my house , my dog runs around like crazy and runs into things and falls over. It is really funny. One time she got in the trash and a funyun bag got over her head and she started to run into walls trying to take it off.

RabidChocobo1

As if that is a conscious decision. :roll:

And how you call someone separating grace from luck, "taking something serious", is a mystery. As if I were capslocking and kooking out.

Not graceful? Speak for yourself. It doesn't interest me, but I bet I'd be a really good ballet dancer if I wanted to.

But seriously, animals make mistakes. You would not believe how many times I've seen my cats run into walls.

Not graceful? Speak for yourself. It doesn't interest me, but I bet I'd be a really good ballet dancer if I wanted to.

But seriously, animals make mistakes. You would not believe how many times I've seen my cats run into walls.

Tylendal

I once chased a flock of geese, and about three of them tripped on their own feet and fell down flat on their faces.

Well... can you see people pissing everywhere to mark their territory?rom11

[QUOTE="rom11"]Well... can you see people pissing everywhere to mark their territory?Jandurin

Is it really that bad? :D

My cat ran into the coffee table this morning, actually.

...though, she has one eye.

Bio_Spark

that made me lol.

anyway, humans are very graceful. Lets see a deer or cow do the things ninjas can do. Lets see a buffalo climb a tree. Lets see a dog take a knife and segment an orange. Lets see a poor little beaver take a gun, aim it, and shoot someone.

[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="rom11"]Well... can you see people pissing everywhere to mark their territory?rom11

Is it really that bad? :D

In Tokyo I saw three salarymen piss...this is in the middle of the city with people walking by! They just stopped by the trashcan, whipped it out, and pissed! In clean and tidy Tokyo!

Being higher thinking bipeds we are, you'd think we wouldn't bump into things, step on stuff, or trip as much as we do.

I mean, when was the last time your dog sideswiped the coffee table? Dogs don't even step in dog poo in the grass....and they have twice as many chances!

Neoyamaneko

You answered your own question. We're bipeds.

[QUOTE="rom11"]

[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="rom11"]Well... can you see people pissing everywhere to mark their territory?mrbojangles25

Is it really that bad? :D

In Tokyo I saw three salarymen piss...this is in the middle of the city with people walking by! They just stopped by the trashcan, whipped it out, and pissed! In clean and tidy Tokyo!

But I think they didn't mark their territory :lol:

But who knows...