Why did God design people to poop and give birth the way they do?

If you were an all powerful being creating animals, why would you give them the ability to excrete wastes in such a foul manner? Why not just have their food incinerate inside? Is childbirth really a beautiful sight? Animals coming out of other animals? Why not make babies come out of a burst of colorful light, or a big bubble of rainbows or something?

Well maybe if society accepting pooping more it wouldn't be such a bad thing. :(

Thats one of the reasons i believe god doesn't exist :P

Hey, I enjoy pooping!

As for the other one... yeah, that's pretty cruel.

Well maybe if society accepting pooping more it wouldn't be such a bad thing. :(

DigitalExile

Also why make carnivorous animals? Why not just make everything enjoy vegetables? I really would like to hear religious peoples' answers to these. chocobo7000

[QUOTE="DigitalExile"]

Well maybe if society accepting pooping more it wouldn't be such a bad thing. :(

chocobo7000

How would who make species? God is all powerful, right? He could design creatures to reproduce any way imaginable, yet he chose for them to be crapped out of each other in a bloody painful mess.chocobo7000

he didn't create us, its ALL nonsense. that's why.

[QUOTE="chocobo7000"]How would who make species? God is all powerful, right? He could design creatures to reproduce any way imaginable, yet he chose for them to be crapped out of each other in a bloody painful mess.smc91352

Well personally I wouldn't create life in the first placechocobo7000

but if I did then new born animals would generate inside a glowing energy bubble or something that would be spectacular to look at, like fireworks or something that people would actually be mesmerized by.chocobo7000

Or I would design it in the most repulsive way I could think of for teh LULZ, and have babies come out of all of the parents (I would make life so there would be different 10 genders necessary for reproduction instead of 2, and in order to reproduce they all have to hold hands in a circle and poop and vomit all over each other for 1 year until an offspring forms in the middle, then they all die a slow and painful death as I sit in heaven LOLing at them.chocobo7000

[QUOTE="smc91352"][QUOTE="chocobo7000"]How would who make species? God is all powerful, right? He could design creatures to reproduce any way imaginable, yet he chose for them to be crapped out of each other in a bloody painful mess.chocobo7000

You, oh finite creature; who are you to decide what is foul or not? It is like a child deciding brocoli is foul when there is intrinsic goodness to the broccoli. Eat your dang broccoli kiddies.Vandalvideo

*sighs* It's a cycle, soils nutriets plants, herbivores eat plants, herbivores poops and gets eaten by it's preadator, and the predator poops and gets eaten by another one, etc etc till your the top of the chain. The poo becomes nutrients. It's a simple chain.Mellosinferno

Easy answer....for you to ask this question :|

Because maybe that is more evidence to suggest that maybe God doesn't actually exist? As far as we know right now, we were not designed by an all-powerful being, but formed through many millions of generations of adaptation and change.

Because maybe that is more evidence to suggest that maybe God doesn't actually exist? As far as we know right now, we were not designed by an all-powerful being, but formed through many millions of generations of adaptation and change.

foxhound_fox

lets not forget that god created the earth, the heavens and the universe... IN THE DARK!!!!. he couldn't see anything. it wasn't until it was all finished did he then say let their be light and then was able to stand back and look at his creations.

just for gneral advice the 7 days of creations mightn't of been 7 days but millions of year might of been 1 day in dumbed down form. I'm neutral but just telling you.Mellosinferno

I've given this thread a lot of thought and I think when I go to heaven, which I almost certainly will(not). The first thing I'm going to do is I'm going to go right up to God and ask him why poopies smell so bad. Why couldn't he make everyone's dookies smell like strawberries instead? Well, if your poo starts to smell like strawberries then

A. You'll know there is a god.

B. You'll know I'm dead and in heaven.

C. You can now spend unfathomable amounts of time on your toilets (texting and what not), because you won't want to leave. I daresay we'd probably ALL be crapping our pants and be happy about it.

Thanks TC, you've given me a lot to think about.

Also why make carnivorous animals? Why not just make everything enjoy vegetables? I really would like to hear religious peoples' answers to these. chocobo7000

1. It's an easy way to get rid of the waste that your body doesn't need/want. Better it comes out there instead of your mouth isn't it?

2. Childbirth is painful but it was apparently a punishment for Eve's transgression in the garden of Eden.

A bond is built up over 9 months with the baby and mother that you wouldn't get if a baby just magically appeared.

Not to mention I want to shoot lightning out of my fingers, God was so mean to us. Think of how much fun that'd be! :)Stevo_the_gamer

it turns him on

Actually ,checking on it again. it specifically mentions child labour as a punishment for the original sin. and you could easily add ...mmm..... food....excretion labour to that. so here's the answer. my work here is done. grape_of_wrath

Poop is the work of the devil, and that's why people flush them into inexstence.

I think God has a twisted sense of humor.

Imagine being stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean. You begin to dehydrate. You need water. You are surrounded by water..but if you drink it, it will only quicken your death. Up there somewhere you know God is laughing his *** off.

[QUOTE="chocobo7000"][QUOTE="DigitalExile"]

Well maybe if society accepting pooping more it wouldn't be such a bad thing. :(

DEVILinIRON

If this will be true, then thinking about what the future holds makes me nauseous. *gag*

Because he didn't.Immortalica

[QUOTE="Immortalica"]Because he didn't.Engrish_Major