Why do aliens have to abduct cows?

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#1 megaflame89
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why not bears or some other annoying animals?

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#2 black_cat19
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We heard you the first time, you know...? No need to repeat yourself.

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Something about their organs being similar to humans. And they are out grazing in open.

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#5 funsohng
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Something about their organs being similar to humans. And they are out grazing in open.

Pirate700
they have four stomachs, dude. Don't think we have four of those.
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#7 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Something about their organs being similar to humans. And they are out grazing in open.

funsohng

they have four stomachs, dude. Don't think we have four of those.

Look buddy that's what they said on UFO hunters, OK. :P

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#8 jalexbrown
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Yessir, we have another locked thread on our hands.
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#9 funsohng
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[QUOTE="funsohng"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Something about their organs being similar to humans. And they are out grazing in open.

Pirate700

they have four stomachs, dude. Don't think we have four of those.

Look buddy that's what they said on UFO hunters, OK. :P

I wish we had four stomachs that would be pretty cool
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#10 kidsmelly
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They take the cows and put it in their Mooseums.

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#11 thriteenthmonke
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They need them to make delicious cheese.
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#12 -Iconoclast-
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Filet mignon

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#13 GrandJury
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Moo cushin for the pushin. Why did you make two of these lol?
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#14 Pirate700
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They need them to make delicious cheese. thriteenthmonke
They can't use the moon for that?

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They take the cows and put it in their Mooseums.

kidsmelly

I have to admit, I laughed at this for some reason :lol:

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#16 entropyecho
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They need the methane for fuel.

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#17 compost-mentis
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Aliens don't like gamey meat any more than we do. Duhh.

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#18 RPG-er
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cause cows just stand there in the open. idk about you, but i'm lazy. if i were to abduct something, it would be the easiest thing i could find.
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#19 blackngold29
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Cows and humans have a similar genetic structure.
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#20 clayron
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Why do aliens only abduct 30+ year old southern white men? That's regional and ethnic discrimination.
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#21 thoraxe42
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Aliens love their burgers

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#22 thriteenthmonke
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They can't use the moon for that?

Pirate700
They can, but taking the cows to produce the milk locally is cheaper and easier than laboring in the cheese mines.
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#23 jalexbrown
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...and this thread is still alive. Color me surprised. :P
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

They can't use the moon for that?

thriteenthmonke
They can, but taking the cows to produce the milk locally is cheaper and easier than laboring in the cheese mines.

Besides, maybe they just want fresh cheese, the moon is old and oly has aged gruyere cheese.
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#25 entropyecho
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

They can't use the moon for that?

thriteenthmonke

They can, but taking the cows to produce the milk locally is cheaper and easier than laboring in the cheese mines.

:lol: I just had to educate myself on cheese mining.

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#26 wstfld
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I wish they would abduct cats.
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#27 entropyecho
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I wish they would abduct cats. wstfld
I wish they abducted OTers, because you KNOW they would make a thread about it. It would be an awesome super-thread if I do say so myself.

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#28 dragon7x2k
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I wish they would abduct cats. wstfld
Melmac doesn't exist anymore dude.
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#29 MagnumPI
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why not bears or some other annoying animals?

megaflame89

Why don't you go ask them? It's their unconventional practice, not ours. Do you think theynotified us but gave us specific instructions not to inform you?

Maybe they likebeef steakbut they prefer their brand ofgeneticly enhanced super cows, so after they are finished engineering their mutant cows they dump thecow carcases back on earth. Iassume they are bragging.

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#30 lordreaven
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I guess for those delicious hamburgers?

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#31 mrbojangles25
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because they taste good. Like, duh!

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#32 Aquat1cF1sh
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They take the cows and put it in their Mooseums.

kidsmelly
:lol: That's terrible but so funny. Poor cows. :(
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#33 conistant
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For the milk.Its good source of calcium.