Why do people take so long to take a piss?

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#1 qwertyu
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Whenever I go take a piss and someones already there Im usually the first one to leave, why the hell do people take so long?
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#2 msudude211
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What's up with you and topics about peeing? :|
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#3 deactivated-605ba7fd6332a
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What is your fascination with urination? :|

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What's up with you and topics about peeing? :|msudude211

Way to own my face. :|

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#4 smokingsbad
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uh... because some people have more pee then others
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#5 Luncbox1
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Maybe you have a small bladder
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#6 the_foreign_guy
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What's up with you and topics about peeing? :|msudude211
:lol: I don't know whether to be disturbed about TC's fascination about other men peeing, or to laugh. :|
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Don't bother a man when he's touching himself. Let him take his time.
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#8 Lockedge
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Whenever I go take a piss and someones already there Im usually the first one to leave, why the hell do people take so long?qwertyu
They wash their hands.
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#9 nickyb628
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What is your fascination with urination? :|

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[QUOTE="msudude211"]What's up with you and topics about peeing? :|uhoh_hotdogs

Way to own my face. :|

Didn't you get owned like that yesterday? :P Some people have bigger penises than you which holds more urine, therefore taking longer to excrete it.
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#10 qwertyu
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i believe the bladder holds the urine
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#11 msudude211
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[QUOTE="uhoh_hotdogs"]

What is your fascination with urination? :|

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[QUOTE="msudude211"]What's up with you and topics about peeing? :|nickyb628

Way to own my face. :|

Didn't you get owned like that yesterday? :P Some people have bigger penises than you which holds more urine, therefore taking longer to excrete it.

Penis size =/= urine storage.
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#12 nickyb628
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[QUOTE="nickyb628"][QUOTE="uhoh_hotdogs"]

Way to own my face. :|

msudude211

Didn't you get owned like that yesterday? :P Some people have bigger penises than you which holds more urine, therefore taking longer to excrete it.

Penis size =/= urine storage.

My statement = sarcasm :(.

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#13 StaindShadow
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[QUOTE="nickyb628"][QUOTE="uhoh_hotdogs"]

Way to own my face. :|

msudude211

Didn't you get owned like that yesterday? :P Some people have bigger penises than you which holds more urine, therefore taking longer to excrete it.

Penis size =/= urine storage.

It's obvious he was joking...

...though not obvious enough, huh? :P

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#15 msudude211
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[QUOTE="msudude211"][QUOTE="nickyb628"] Didn't you get owned like that yesterday? :P Some people have bigger penises than you which holds more urine, therefore taking longer to excrete it.nickyb628
Penis size =/= urine storage.

My statement = sarcasm :(.

I just felt like making a cool "not equal to" sign. :oops:
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#17 nickyb628
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[QUOTE="nickyb628"][QUOTE="msudude211"] Penis size =/= urine storage.msudude211

My statement = sarcasm :(.

I just felt like making a cool "not equal to" sign. :oops:

I tried to incorporate one in my reply too, but I just couldn't get the wording right :(.
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#18 smokingsbad
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[QUOTE="nickyb628"][QUOTE="msudude211"] Penis size =/= urine storage.qwertyu

My statement = sarcasm :(.

thats not sarcasm u idoit

learn how to spell idiot first:lol:
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#19 deactivated-605ba7fd6332a
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[QUOTE="uhoh_hotdogs"]

What is your fascination with urination? :|

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[QUOTE="msudude211"]What's up with you and topics about peeing? :|nickyb628

Way to own my face. :|

Didn't you get owned like that yesterday? :P [. . .]

I did!:cry: Nobody was supposed to remember that.:(

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#21 nickyb628
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[QUOTE="nickyb628"][QUOTE="uhoh_hotdogs"]

Way to own my face. :|

uhoh_hotdogs

Didn't you get owned like that yesterday? :P [. . .]

I did!:cry: Nobody was supposed to remember that.:(

Hahahaha, that's so funny :lol:.

Sorry to bring it up... :oops:.

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#22 darksword1123
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Doesn't happen to me.
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#25 nickyb628
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[QUOTE="nickyb628"][QUOTE="qwertyu"] i know it is, i was being sarcastic u jackwipeqwertyu

Yeah whatever jerkwad. :P

jughead :>

I'm telling your Mother.
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#26 chikinlad
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After years of only being able to take small thirty second or less tinkle breaks, i visited my doctor. He had me drink this orange stuff that actually expands when it reaches the bladder, so it stretches the bladder to extremely large volumes. I can now hold over 2 gallons of wee wee before i need to shoot it out my ding dong like a fire hose
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#27 smokingsbad
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[QUOTE="nickyb628"][QUOTE="qwertyu"] i know it is, i was being sarcastic u jackwipeqwertyu

Yeah whatever jerkwad. :P

jughead :>

you really got to stop with the insults
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#28 chicknfeet
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OK this is going nowhere fast...plus you really might want to get your mind off that part of the human anatomy...