Why don't retailers carry two-piece swimsuits for men?

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#1 Oleg_Huzwog
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Why can't I find two-piece swimsuits for men? Are they not in style? Am I not looking in the right stores?
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I guess you would have to explain what the 2nd piece would cover.
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#3 wemhim
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Cuz boobs are evil. Our chests however are superior because women are meant to be in the kitchen and service us while we enjoy the nice cool air on our nips.
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#4 corynx22
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lol tc has man boobs
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#6 Witchsight
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lol tc has man boobscorynx22

They are called Moobs mister.

And i dunno about him but this is what i wear to the beach

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#7 adam0926
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[QUOTE="corynx22"]lol tc has man boobsWitchsight

They are called Moobs mister.

And i dunno about him but this is what i wear to the beach

Lol OMFG what the hell is that

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#8 -TheSecondSign-
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Talk about unfair.

There should be two pieces for dudes too!

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[QUOTE="corynx22"]lol tc has man boobsWitchsight

They are called Moobs mister.

And i dunno about him but this is what i wear to the beach

now that's what guys should wear.
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#11 Oleg_Huzwog
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Talk about unfair.

There should be two pieces for dudes too!

-TheSecondSign-

It's totally unfair! Two is twice as good as one. Why should men settle for half the swimsuit goodness enjoyed by women? I thought we lived in a land where men and women are treated equal, but I guess I was wrong.

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#12 DrewTheSchu
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if a man NEEDS a two piece then the man SHOULDN'T be in a swinsuit in the first place....
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#13 -TheSecondSign-
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if a man NEEDS a two piece then the man SHOULDN'T be in a swinsuit in the first place....aschuhart

That's commie talk mister.

:|

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#14 dreamdude
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if a man NEEDS a two piece then the man SHOULDN'T be in a swinsuit in the first place....aschuhart

Pfft! The ladez love my moobs....whats left of them atleast.

Damn marching band. :x I got to gain all my weight back now.

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[QUOTE="Witchsight"]

[QUOTE="corynx22"]lol tc has man boobsadam0926

They are called Moobs mister.

And i dunno about him but this is what i wear to the beach

Lol OMFG what the hell is that

:lol: I spat out dr pepper when i saw that

:( losing dr pepper ftl

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#16 DrewTheSchu
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[QUOTE="aschuhart"]if a man NEEDS a two piece then the man SHOULDN'T be in a swinsuit in the first place....-TheSecondSign-

That's commie talk mister

:|

aye, that it is. Communism ftw!!!!! :P

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#17 Greenwhitegreen
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Get a woman's one...and write 'man' on it...:|
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#18 Oleg_Huzwog
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Get a woman's one...and write 'man' on it...:|Greenwhitegreen

I tried that, but it just didn't work. It was loose where it needs to be tight and tight where it needs to be loose. :(

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#19 Putzwapputzen
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:lol: LOL haha wow, its just not in stile yet, you have to start it man, start your own business. :)
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#20 Clinton015
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YTF would you want a two piece swimsuit...if your that big just stay a reasonable distance from aqautic activities
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#21 Clinton015
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[QUOTE="Greenwhitegreen"]Get a woman's one...and write 'man' on it...:|Oleg_Huzwog

I tried that, but it just didn't work. It was loose where it needs to be tight and tight where it needs to be loose. :(

get a different size
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#22 Sykoh
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[QUOTE="adam0926"][QUOTE="Witchsight"]

[QUOTE="corynx22"]lol tc has man boobsBrainkiller05

They are called Moobs mister.

And i dunno about him but this is what i wear to the beach

Lol OMFG what the hell is that

:lol: I spat out dr pepper when i saw that

:( losing dr pepper ftl

Lulz! Yea I just spit up all over my keyboard from laughing when I saw that. Seriously though, I wish I had that outfit. It ownz!

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#23 Oleg_Huzwog
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get a different sizeClinton015

It's not the size that's the problem; it's the shape.

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#24 EmilioDigsIt
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[QUOTE="Witchsight"]

[QUOTE="corynx22"]lol tc has man boobsSolid_Snake325

They are called Moobs mister.

And i dunno about him but this is what i wear to the beach

now that's what guys should wear.


I h ave one of those in yellow and blue.
This is a real mans swimsuit.
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#25 Wetall_basic
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Just wear a shirt?
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#26 mentalabc123
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Just don't be obese?
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#27 _Marisa_
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The same reason that they don't make only bottoms for girls... The boobies...
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#28 wemhim
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The same reason that they don't make only bottoms for girls... The boobies..._Marisa_
In some countries women are allowed to be like that, and it's socially acceptable. At a time, ankles were considered risque. It's a sexist meme.
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#29 _Marisa_
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[QUOTE="_Marisa_"]The same reason that they don't make only bottoms for girls... The boobies...wemhim
In some countries women are allowed to be like that, and it's socially acceptable. At a time, ankles were considered risque. It's a sexist meme.



Don't speak of such trampy things as ankle showing! :o :evil:
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#30 Guiltfeeder566
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[QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"]

Talk about unfair.

There should be two pieces for dudes too!

Oleg_Huzwog

It's totally unfair! Two is twice as good as one. Why should men settle for half the swimsuit goodness enjoyed by women? I thought we lived in a land where men and women are treated equal, but I guess I was wrong.

Your right, woman shouden't have to wear tops. Its unequal.

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#31 Big_Bad_Sad
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Just wear shorts and a t-shirt. Roll the t-shirt up a bit if you want.
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#32 Oleg_Huzwog
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[QUOTE="wemhim"]In some countries women are allowed to be like that, and it's socially acceptable. At a time, ankles were considered risque. It's a sexist meme.
_Marisa_


Don't speak of such trampy things as ankle showing! :o :evil:

Yeah, let's try and keep things rated PG.

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#33 wemhim
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[QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="wemhim"]In some countries women are allowed to be like that, and it's socially acceptable. At a time, ankles were considered risque. It's a sexist meme.
Oleg_Huzwog



Don't speak of such trampy things as ankle showing! :o :evil:

Yeah, let's try and keep things rated PG.

NC-17 at most. What I said was a little extreme.