Why is farting more embarassing than burping?

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#1 rubber-chicken
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Both are releases of gas, but they come out of different ends. Burps can smell too, and they can be much louder than farts.
EDIT: All farts don't smell. What about those?
DOUBLE EDIT: Look at this cat, it farts and burps at the same time. That's double the embarassment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6zBS8jKdaw

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#2 deactivated-5e7f8a21de9dd
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The exit point

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#3 Kcube
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Becuse burping normaly doesnt smell like ass and gag the people around you.

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#4 22Toothpicks
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I don't know but doing both simultaneously is painful.
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#5 22Toothpicks
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Becuse burping normaly doesnt smell like ass and gag the people around you.

Kcube
I don' know, man, I've been around people with some stank ass breaf >_> Like they just got done eating raccoon ass.
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#6 GazaAli
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Becuse burping normaly doesnt smell like ass and gag the people around you.

Kcube
what he said. Do you have any idea how fart can smell sometimes?
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#7 KiIIyou
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II's cause words don't come from there.
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#8 GazaAli
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II's cause words don't come from there.KiIIyou
oh baby, I pronounce some sophisticated and smart words from there.
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#9 WhiteKnight77
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[QUOTE="Kcube"]

Becuse burping normaly doesnt smell like ass and gag the people around you.

22Toothpicks

I don' know, man, I've been around people with some stank ass breaf >_> Like they just got done eating raccoon ass.

What is a breaf????

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#10 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="Kcube"]

Becuse burping normaly doesnt smell like ass and gag the people around you.

WhiteKnight77

I don' know, man, I've been around people with some stank ass breaf >_> Like they just got done eating raccoon ass.

What is a breaf????

Breaf, breath. Same smell.
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#11 -Tish-
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Because you don't s*** out your mouth. Well some people do.
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#12 22Toothpicks
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Because you don't s*** out your mouth. Well some people do. -Tish-
This reminds me of the episode of South Park. Oh man, talk about diarrhea of the mouth.
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#13 Deihjan
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Because I find I can control my burping more than my farting.
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#14 ArmoredCore55
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Because it smells gross.
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#15 Wolls
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Tee hee you said fart :D
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#16 dreamdude
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Tee hee you said fart :DWolls

Having a hard time figuring out why this made me laugh.

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#17 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Wolls"]Tee hee you said fart :Ddreamdude

Having a hard time figuring out why this made me laugh.

Because it was incredibly juvenile?
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#18 BMD004
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Because one comes out of your mouth... the same place where you make other noises like talking.

The other comes out of your butthole... the same place where you... well.. you know.

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#19 sthadji
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A burp can never smell as bad as a fart.
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#20 Overlord93
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If you're a BFG it's the other way around! :o
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#21 wis3boi
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Because it smells gross.  ArmoredCore55
mine smell like roses and cinnamon!
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#22 Optical_Order
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It's just the sound and knowing where it's coming from. Or even worse those silent but deadly farts. Those can clear out entire rooms.

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#23 Gibsonsg527
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Because some smell and they come from your ass.

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#24 SirWander
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i dunno, it might be because farts smell like sh**

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#25 Toadso
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Well, farting is connected to the act of taking a dump on the toilet, which isnt really an empowering situation to be in. Burping isnt connected to something like that. . wait perhaps puking! hmm this is too big of a mystery for me to solve, we have to call in the Hardy Boys!

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Because some farts smell like green eggs and ham and some of us don't like that smell, Sam I Am.

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#27 WhiteKnight77
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Because some farts smell like green eggs and ham and some of us don't like that smell, Sam I Am.

soulless4now

What have you been eating if your's are smelling like green eggs and ham. If not your's, then why are you hanging out with those who do?

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#28 killerband55
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[QUOTE="Kcube"]

Becuse burping normaly doesnt smell like ass and gag the people around you.

GazaAli

what he said. Do you have any idea how fart can smell sometimes?

especially the silent farts

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#29 NiKva
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Because when you fart, it sounds like you're crapping your pants.

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#30 MrMe1000
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cuz of the sounds and smells of each
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#31 krazykillaz
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Because it comes out of your butt. Tee-hee.
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#32 comp_atkins
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II's cause words don't come from there.KiIIyou
you're not trying hard enough.
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#33 The_Gaming_Baby
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Because it comes from your anus

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#34 iskeethunters
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The exit point

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WINNER. Case closed. + I'd say that farting could make people think you're about to **** your pants which is uncool.
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#35 ruhunrocks
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farts smell way worse

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#36 killerband55
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Because it comes out of your butt. Tee-hee.krazykillaz

lol, i'm sorry but thats just way too funny